Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world The Soca Vault @lemmy.world 5 mo. ago

Pickle Juice, Pickle Beer, why not Pickle Milk?

All different levels of Pickle Milk for your cereal and drinks!

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Freshly milked pickles 🥒
- I only like fem pickle milk
  
  I can tell the difference between femboy milk and non-femboy milk by taste alone. Am willing to participate in a taste test for proof if required.
- Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?
That's not what Pilk is... Pilk is Pepsi Milk!
- Maybe it's made by Pepsi?
- I thought pilk waa cum
it is a marketing tragedy that they tried to associate it to milk, otherwise it would have been a just fine drink. now probably cant drink it without thinking of milk and wanting to vomit
- Oh. I just assumed it was milk with pickle juice in it and was wondering what technique they used to prevent it from curdling.
Pickles need to get out of places they have no fucking business in
- It's a Joke.
  
  Yes so was mine, read it again
  
  Edit well I made a joke, but I didn’t say anywhere it’s a good one 😅 I’ll try again next time
- Which is every where. Along with peanut butter and coffee.
Not as bad as Peg Nog
Even I'm not THAT vegan
- I would gulp that shit
  
  -your fellow vegan
No, Pilk is 1/2 milk, 1/2 Pepsi you uncultured swine
- Pilk is a dirty soda
  
  Ya know, Mormons have done some crazy reprehensible shit since Joseph Smith decided to make up a religion but the whole dirty soda craze is just unforgivable.
  
  I scanned for the obvious plant seal,and now knowing its real,I'm scared,even if its just dirty soda.
@moistbones@lemmy.world Something for you?
Purge the infidels from the earth. God may forgive them but we never can.
I'd rather drink ketchup.
- Yooooooo Hahahahahahaha! I'm done! Lmao
I wish it were real. Pepsi-milk just doesn't hit the same.
This meme just proves that God truly hates us.
- God loves us because he gave someone the talent to make this graphic.
They used to put frogs in milk to help preserve the milk, before they invented pasteurization and the refrigerator.
- Put a frog in my butt to stay young?
  
  Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day.. 👍
- Really? That is interesting
  
  Yep. Weird AF I know, but apparently it was (and still sometimes is) a thing.
  
  https://www.treehugger.com/if-your-fridge-dies-should-you-put-frogs-in-your-milk-4868045
The fucking pickle udders on that logo is a travesty.
- 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's it right there! Post closed! LMAO
I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I'll never have the chance to taste it myself.
Somebody grew too many cucumbers.
- 🎶Too many cukes
  
  It takes a lot to make a milk🎵
Mmm garlic milk ಠ_ಠ
Nah....i just stick with regular milk
I prefer my milk extracted from tits
"Hey Morty I turned myself into a pickle...and milk. I'm pickle milk!"

They really missed an annoying branding opportunity here.
Cursed
The aerith classic
This is infringement on neco arc

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