Does anything truly get better than moving soldiers around on a little map?

If he can lay down a four-belt balancer from memory, you are the side hoe to his Factorio addiction.

Map man map man map map map men men men

But do they know the difference between Istanbul and Constantinople?

How they hell would anyone not know the difference? It’d be like not knowing the difference between Taylor Swift and Madonna.

I know what the difference is and don't play those map video games.

But I do like shoving little soldiers around the table top. And the only thing historic about those is that most of them are no longer being produced.

Just paint a map on your skin and ask "conquer me"...

It is ABSURD how long Turkey's focus tree takes in HOI4 unless you're okay with making Ataturk cry.

And how could you be?

Who doesn't know the difference? One is green, the other is purple, it's simple.

Um, it's called RTS. Helloooo.

Here in europe both are taught in elementary school.

Edit: spelling

Just one more turn...

Not always true, sometimes it's Elden Ring

Oh yeach there is that one eu4 streamer with a girlfriend. Truly a rare breed.

OK, now I understand that Yeah Yeah Yeahs song.

It does not. Why do you think all the rich people resort to drugs and shit? They're just chasing that dragon because they've forgotten what it's all about.

I don't get it. They're totally different things.

It's just Left Turkey versus Right Turkey, isn't it?

Only map game I play is Worldle. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't contain neither empire, as they don't exist anymore. But it's true I'm a little addicted to it.

I mean, one was Christian, one was Muslim, it's debateable how significant other differences are.

Me: the battle of Stalingrad is widely regarded as the bloodiest battle in human history. It was a city of high significance for the Soviet Union, as it bore the name of Stalin. For the Germans, the capture of the city would have been seen as a major military and propaganda victory. As a result, both sides poured reinforcements into the city where brutal building-to-building combat took place and many perished in freezing conditions.

Her: babe it's 2am let's get some sleep

I assume this is an assassin's creed joke. I've not played it recently so I have no idea what we're doing anymore

I read "map" as "minor-attracted persons" and was very confused for a moment.