The coolest and most epic communist vanguards are AI generated

Aren't they the CIA op?

So transparently an op.

I have never seen anyone support these losers once they learn about their weird shady views, yet somehow they have more reach than anyone else on the Marxist left. Plus they get invited to weird formal shit that implies they enjoy a good degree of institutional backing for some reason.

The CIA is losing its way.
- Hinkle being interviewed by CCTV was a definite china please consult hexbear before interviewing patsocs
  
  Edit: maybe it wasn't cctv i can't find the story, but yeah...
- yet somehow they have more reach than anyone else on the Marxist left
  
  reminder that twitter is not real life.
  
  communists have, as small as it seems at times, a stronger presence in the labor movement than these swine. The main body of their handful of "official" members are dumbass know-it-all streamers and dumbass know-it-all students
- LaRouche 2: LaTwouche
If they aren't, they are sure missing out on paychecks
I thought some of these were just dumb wreckers. Then they started running for office 👁️
:yea:
I'd hope they would have picked a less idiotic front person. Amazed they are even using the word communist

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Hinkle

Jackson Hinkle (born September 1999) is an American political commentator and influencer[7] who hosts the web television show The Dive with Jackson Hinkle on Rumble. He is known for his support of Vladimir Putin in the Russo-Ukrainian War,[8][9][10][11] and for his opposition to Israel in the Gaza–Israel conflict.[8][9][12][13] Dubbing himself an "American Conservative Marxist–Leninist",[14] commentators and journalists have variably described Hinkle as far-right,[13][15] right-wing,[10][16] and conservative.[17][18] Promoting a syncretic mix of conservative and communist ideas, he is a self-described proponent of "MAGA communism", calling on those who support the working class to ally with the MAGA movement against an alleged globalist threat.[19][20] Initially an environmentalist during his high school years,[21] Hinkle has turned to promoting pro-fossil fuels stances in recent years.[14

I too, love to grab my fellow black-ops buddy's gun instead of holding one myself

Gomulists cant afford guns so they wait until their comrades die and pick up their guns then continue the human wave
- Yeah, they made us watch Enemy at the Gates in high school too
  
  I just thought it made the Soviets look cooler

❌ CORE AMERICAN VALUE
❌ CORE AMERICAN VALUE
❌ CORE AMERICAN VALUE
❌ CORE AMERICAN VALUE
❌ CORE AMERICAN VALUE
❌ ANTI-AMERICANISM

Last point just invalidates all previous ones lol

Also opposing degrowth
- USA is practicing two kind of capitalist degrowth, deindustrialisation of economy and burning up the planet to crisp, opposing both is anti-american.

Some of these things are not like the others.

I love playing with my toys and making up epic action movies in my head! Sometimes I stretch out my arms and got "BRRRRRRRRR" while I think about epically owning the wokies as an F35!!

At least he kind of gives away the game with the "no anti-Americanism" stuff.

the move to spamming Death Stranding ghost soldiers is so deliberately just playing a heel character these guys are like the pro wrestler who pretends to be a necromancer

Don't let this person distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

This sort of guy lost me at trying to make an american values-friendly form of socialism, when my whole thing is that i hate american values

There isn't a locker big enough to shove this nerd in to.

I assume they didn't go with the Worker's Party hamner-sickle-paintbrush because thry couldn't find one artist who didn't break down laughing at the GPU Gacha rolling another "Hands? What are those?" gutterball.