Lookin' sharp Mr. President, sir. Real sharp.
Lookin' sharp Mr. President, sir. Real sharp.
Trump was at the Arizona border wall today. But I don't know the source of the photo.
Here's a photo I got off a newspaper website...
Is he okay? He looks near death
he lives off attention, and he's not getting enough
he's also got PTSD and is almost certainly doing nothing healthy for it – can you imagine him sitting quietly in nature or doing therapy? dude is constantly retraumatizing himself in a culture that denies, ignores, or even celebrates his trauma
🎻
mayonnaise is what keeps him young but the woke executives of mcdonalds decided to cut the mayo in big mac sauce by 50% to save $0.02 on each big mac
Imagine Jr. trying to help Dad out
1 missed call from Don Jr
straight to voicemail, set to not ring or notify
1 voicemail from Don Jr
caps due to coke
"DAD! HEY, HEARD YOU'RE HAVING SOME REAL BAD ISSUES AFTER THAT WHOLE UH ORDEAL YOU KNOW THE ONE DAD WELL ANYWAY DAD HAVE YOU TRIED KETAMINE OR MUSHROOMS? WE COULD GO ON A FATHER SON TRIP TO THE DESERT OR PERHAPS SOUTH AMER-"
"Holy fuck... Barron, can you get me a new number? Yeah. Again. Yeah. Your brother. Thanks, son. My beautiful boy ...so handsome too..."
thousand mile stare at the wall, hand slowly loosens, phone flops on the floor, Trump continues staring straight ahead apparently in another universe inside his mind
I, for one, am celebrating his trauma
HOW DARE YOU.
Allow me to reiterate:
I'd Like to See Ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam!
I thought the image I found might have been messed with a little. Nope. I found the original...
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
He's just doing his best Bolsanaro impression.
The fate of all these wet groypers is to perpetually become more and more moist, big, and full of hilarious maladies.
Ghoul-ification
The stock sounds of putrid flesh straining, gurgling, and frothing wetly used in horror movies are actually from unedited recordings of Davos
Our big wet boy has dried up. His rizz is gone; evaporated in the sun. He's dusted folks
Matt designated him the wettest president 😢
he looks washed
I mean literally like someone put him in a washing machine, high tumble, high heat
He looks bleached
Did he just open the Ark of the Covenant?
Yikes, he looks like deep fried hell. The dude hasn't looked good for a while, but this is bad. It's wild that the context of other pictures just makes it worse.
He looks like a deep sea fish
The trumpet (tetra corinthian) is a temperate fish found on land predominately in Florida and Washington DC. It also has a four year migration where it's found throughout the Continental US most often in the Swing States. It belongs to the family Moridae and it's not related to the true corinthians (genus Gadus). It's known as orangie in Australia although it is only endemic in the US. The trumpet is deathly yellow-orange to off-white with green fin margins.
Where We Vitiligo One, We Vitiligo All
Motherfucker looks like Leatherface lmao
He and RFK Jr are in a competition for who can rot from the inside fastest
Biden already won, they're seeing who can get second place
There's a world of difference between wet rot and dry rot. That's what was on the ballot before Biden dropped out
Now the race is between Clayface
and the Joker 
Is this what he looks like without makeup?
No it's his O-face.
Cooked
That's some Stephen Gammel Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark tier creepy face. Just needs a black and white charcoal pencil treatment (CW: very creepy images if you look them up)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I think he may have gotten a new makeup artist...
We're stuck w/ this fuck because the libs want to be war-mongers
gary busey face
:negative:
He went to the beach that makes you old
