Homeschooling sure is... Something!
And this is how you fail in teaching your children science.
Is this like, some weird parent "lesson" thing you're actually supposed to fake? Like maybe you're supposed to put some vinegar in the good jar to prevent mold growth, and the goal is to make your dumbass children behave?
No better lesson learned than being lied to by those in authority...
2 lessons in one!
Yeah there aren't any lasting affects from that at all
Said the nearly 40yo anarchist
Now I feel bad for blue cheese, must have been abused all this time.
The more people hate blue cheese, the bluer it gets
If rice has feelings, consider the unimaginable horror you're inflicting when you eat a bowl of it for lunch.
No mycelium on either one I see.
Next time I recommend staying silent and paying attention to the moment as you make your cake
One, day... some adult is going to think "that fucking cunt ass bitch lied to me about the rice".
Stupid people think they are profound thinkers.
Pro found a new thing.
Kind words
satanisesanitise & sterilise.Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
Oh man we'd be so fucked if all plants were sentient. We'd still eat, but we'd be doomed to commit plant war crimes to live
They could be sentient without us knowing. But they live on a different time scale. Everything we do to them would happen very quickly in their perception. So don't worry and bon appetit.
In these trying times, remember to not buy into Big Rice propaganda!
When the
yogurtrice took overAnd isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents' delusions so they don't have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they're chemtrailing us with fluoride.
Unfortunately I believed the whole states rights thing until at least early highschool but I'm actually not sure exactly where that ended. My childhood memories are full of holes and every time I manage to remember something I wish I hadn't so I mostly just leave them alone now.
They brought in a special teacher for my AP US history, straight from the Masonic lodge i figure.
Made the usual teacher, a liberal guy, take a sabatical year.
Thanks secret government assholes.
I wanted to dismantle the state for a socialist ideal in at least middle school. I didn't like punk until freshmen year of high school though, so we all go through changes even if my politics have mostly stayed the same.
Edit: thinking back on it I remember having an anticapitalist moment in 5th grade, Miss Hill's class so we'll scale that back to elementary school.
Haha you reminded me of a video of some poor young teen having to film his mother making chemtrails disappear by spraying a bottle of vinegar at them.
He was so unenthused.
Edit: I can't find it. My guess it was obv taken down .
I mean technically the federal reserve is a ponzi scheme they charge interest on money printed requiring more money to be paid back than they printed. Ergo there isn't enough print money in existence to pay them back.
Regular economic thinking doesn't work on the scale of nations. Just like a family having debt is not the same thing as a country having debt.
Pretty much everyone in the world has no full idea how an economy works and how to best stimulate it. It's like a trillion moving parts and smart asses always go "yea this pin over here? That's the one that's the problem / solution"
Pretty much no-one knows. We have ideas what's better / worse but anyone who tells you they've got it figured out, is lying.
All I can see is that this might be evidence that jars with green lids ate bad for storing food. Further studies are needed.
I think this is a wink towards the idea that your plants grow better when you talk lovey-dovey to them
It is probably true though. Speaking to them every day, means looking at them every day and thus seeing problems immediately. Okay, so not true, but still effective.
Yeah I've always found that silly, they just like our breath.
So hate helped sprouting mold, therefore new life?
"Words truly matter" but I can't understand for the life of me what these ones mean. Can someone help me out?
Words have powers bordering on magic, I guess is the idea.
And for many people that's true, for as long as they are willing to believe that.So I guess what I'm saying is that placebos have powers bordering on magic.
We've finally figured out how to develop an active sourdough starter in record time. You curse at it.
So that’s why the dough is so sour.
Huh, it really makes you think... some people have no idea how to run an experiment or about statistical significance.
Nah, they actively avoid it. My mom was also like this, and when we did experiments as a kid and something didn't work "we were just doing it wrong".
Sounds like my mom too.
She practiced reiki at one point and wanted to convince me it works by trying it on me. When I said I didn't feel anything at all her reply was "oh well that's probably just because you don't believe in it."
...I love you mom, but yes that is it and not in the way you think it is lol
n=2, highly significant results!
1>0 is clearly unrefutable
Adversity drives growth?
Those treated with kindness are better for eating.
Maybe they just love segregation and hate culture?
It’s really funny how the “bad” rice is photoshopped
Eww after four days that rice is very much ruined. Freeze your rice and you can put the most vile words you want on the jar. Or not, because this is stupid and you're wasting rice.
Even rice can read now?
The wisdom, in a single grain of rice, my friend.
More of that masaru emoto crap.
Reminds me of Ghostbusters 2
There was a Japanese researcher/scientist that did this with water, his was a legit experiment. He would talk negativity to water then look at it under a microscope. Then give positive affirmation and look under microscope again. The results were insane. The positive affirmations were beautiful geometric shapes,the negative would look chaotic and even turn brown sometimes.
This person is an idiot and most likely contaminated the rice. But there is a scientific study that backs positive vs negative affirmation just saying for whatever it's worth you fucking idiotic god damn losers
Wait..... oh no my cells are erupting and my dick shot off like a missile, brown water is seeping from thine anus oh god what have I done
I just poked around the Japanese web. If you're talking about "messages from water" or something like that, it's complete bullshit. You can see here for example: https://www.gakushuin.ac.jp/~881791/fs/md/what.html If not, please cite your source.
Masaru Emoto's "experiments" are not scientifically legit. They are at best artistic photography. But his so-called science in regard to water/ice crystals is rubbish and does not stand up to scrutiny, it is not reproducible. He makes a lot of money from common people at his events.
Once I saw some amazing effect after talking positively to water too. I came to the scientific conclusion the acid I took was really good.
Do you have a source for that experiment that isn't trying to sell special water?
So if I hate my rice it gets some peppers added to make it hot and spicy?
