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  • I"t does not represent THE THINGS WE SAY OUT LOUD AND ON THE RECORD, except for when it does because we actually do that more often now"

    -marge green's first draft

  • Frantic incoherent racism doesn't represent MAGA, ma'am? We are left wondering. We are quite deprived of mundane reality.

    Does it represent the demonic pact our country's most credulous goons have made with its most depraved billionaires?

    Does it represent an entire nation haunted by Andrew Johnson's cursed spirit, kept from rest by the failed reconstruction?

    Once you have eliminated the only credible possibility, madam, all that is left is melodramatic phantasmagoria.

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