Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
One of the funniest comments from the last few years
looking at the literal according to a lot of people creator of the universe:
"yea, i could take him, im built different."
You have to have a group of friends if you want to kill God that's like jrpg 101
new tagline?
My inner hustler wants to sell expensive spells to these people
Fill their spell slots with fireball while they aren't looking.
Ah fuck, we had to be in the universe with vancian magic. Fuck it, I’ll be a barbarian
Trump's always equipped with a full estus flask
Trump has miquela's broken rune so he can resist charms
"Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"
He always makes the run to the moss seller in Undead Burg sewers first thing outta the asylum.
I am punching the mirror as hard as I can, but this ugly bastard will not leave my house, in fact, there seem to be more of him now
Materialism vs Idealism: idealism takes the L, again.
The glass of water I just drank is more likely to affect the outcome of the election than this shit. I hate idealism
I'd call this delusionism
Man what can be happening to do this surely Kamala hasn't sponsored any kind of genocide or anything that could bring down the threefold law.
This is just sad
Harry Potter and World of Warcraft have permanently sullied the minds of a very specific sort or person.
Uplifting genocide spell, activate!
Are they for real?
they should come work at the National Institute for the Technology of Witchcraft and Thaumaturgy
we can do lysenkoism together
Main character syndrome and its effects have been a disaster for whatever the fuck this kind of person is called
um they're a witch and you better watch what you say before they cast a spell on your magiphobic ass
I don't fear their "magic" so I'm probably not magicphobic
I'm not scared, what's she gonna do? Take away my ability to dance? Jokes on her, a warlock already did that to me back in '06!
Blue Wave
{X}{U}{U}
SorceryTap all lands you control.
Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target opponent this turn.
"VOTE blue no matter who!" -Lim-Dûl
I know a witch who is probably doing this. She's also getting signatures for a local Zionist politician.
getting signatures for a local Zionist politician.
sounds like a witch
Imagine doing witchcraft to these ends.
Is that subreddit real or a joke?
It’s a joke; they reinforce patriarchy.
Dunno, but I just went on there out of curiosity, and there is a post from a person wearing a Kufiya and a free Palestine shirt proudly voting for Kamala, so I’ve got to conclude it’s a joke.
It is not a bit.
Like every single "ironic" subreddit, if it started out as a joke or just a place to chill it eventually got overrun with people who take it completely seriously.
Cool roleplay
Baffled that I hadn't seen anyone write tRump before.
You watch agatha all along and then you go off all main character wizardry and shit
A freezer spell? Cone of cold is decent I guess, but it lacks the range of a good old fashioned fireball.
Ice storm does everything fireball can but also makes the impact site difficult terrain.
Well yeah, there's no denying that, but it isn't Druids against the patriarchy, now is it?
I remember when that subreddit was first started, and it was full of communists and anarchists, who were interested in spooky occult shit.
It eventually got fucking swamped by liberals with the most asinine takes. So that's cool...
I try to be respectful of everyone's religious beliefs, but I have such a hard time taking Very Online Witches seriously.
