Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon?
Which mythical deity / being would be the most enjoyable to snack upon?
DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TOWARDS ANY MYTHOLOGY. People may speak of eating your favorite beings, please be prepared for such.
To start off, While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried / grilled, specifically the ones who aren't high enough to be abstract shapes, as I do not think I can stomach a wheel.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I've been off gluten for a while now for medical reasons and god damn this a thousand times. I would kill for some decent spaghetti.
All the gluten free ones are kinda shit.
I mean Jesus is pretty tasty in small doses as is.
Just go looking for the chocolate one
Came here for this... I mean, he did say Eat Me. (Not like that, sicko.) This is my body, tastes like good crust bread.
He probably worked on it a bit before he died. Like ate a lot of Sage and Thyme at the last supper or something.
A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you'd have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.
Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don't want to eat any steel type Pokemon.
Charcoal grilled phoenix might be good! Maybe basted in some really hot chili sauce? Or maybe even as simple as a soy sauce based baste. Keeping the phoeinix moist with some basting liquid is probably a good way to keep it from burning.
I don't mind a deep-fried baby Phoenix tho.
What about phoenix balut?
How about if we take the legs, then burn the rest to ashes so it would reemerge.
Ok, hear me out... Minotaur sausages.
Oooooo, imagine the anger packed in them.
Dibs on the prime rib!
I bet Jörmungandr the world-serpent, who gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil-tree, destined to kill and be killed by Thor, tastes like chicken.
I'm a vegetarian so I want either a golden apple or an apple from Eden.
a golden apple from?
A golden apple enscribed with "kallisti".
I'm not picky.
A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages
Ehehehhehe, turducken.
Cthulu Nigiri maybe?
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Prometheus Liverwurst?
Ironically, the best.
Wow... Legit. All you can eat too. Just stop back tomorrow.
A bite of the Ouroboros, why should the serpent be the only one that gets a taste of itself?
Didn't Zeus go around appearing as things like swans? Is swan like goose? Christmas Zeus, with a bonus of all that fat to fry potatoes in is my choice. Just gotta catch him in swan form.
Tiny Tim: Mom, look at the Christmas Zeus! It's almost as big as me!
The problem with ingesting Zeus is that I'd have a good chance (nearly 100% based on my Greek mythology knowledge) I'd end up being pregnant and incurring Hera's wrath, or being whisked to Olympus as his winebearer... or both!
Flying spaghetti monster feels quite obvious
Beyond that I'm vegan so I'd eat snacks off Aphrodite's belly, therefore snacking upon Aphrodite
I drink trash wine and love carbs anyway so I'm going with Jesus.
I bet Aphrodite would taste divine.
She's stuff in Hades ngl
Would definitely stuff her
Bro's gonna get to the great beyond and experience horrors beyond human comprehension for this one
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
I've been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!
The flying spaghetti monster.
A classical sauciness, but with what sauce?
Probably marinara tbh; I'd love to say alfredo, but dairy's been kicking my gut's ass lately.
I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.
A nice Caribbean Faun curry sounds delicious.
I loved swordfish steak the one time I had it, so I'd bet that Scylla, Charybdis, or the Kraken would be quite good.
Oh, also The Kraken is quite tasty.
Spiced rum? Have to try sometimes.
Prometheus
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net Need a member of the birb council to check in here to see if this is legit.
He must be delicious or that bird wouldn't keep eating.
I would most prefer the Tyrant (the judeo-muslim-Christian God) because nothing tastes better than vindictive spite.
Allah can turn things to ice, and thus would be mint flavored.
Allah choclates....🤤
Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.
My issue is most are human. So id need to find one that is an animal. I cant do Jesus either cuz i cant eat gluten. Unless he is gluten free bread? idk
Gonna eat all the Wuxia pills.
Heavenly Pearl pill? Nom. Nine Color White Lotus pill? Nom. Holy Flame pill? Nom. You refine it, I dine it.
Once I eat all the dānyào Mike 'n' Ikes I'll either leave the room a Dragon Warrior or I'll meet Master Oogway in the spirit realm. Maybe he can give me advice on the Daoist approach on debugging C++ multithreading.
If my soul evaporates it'll be a bummer tho
I wish you best of luck in comprehending the dao of programming.
I'd say Idun's apples for the immortality, but those aren't a deity/being, so I guess Idun? Maybe that works too
I'm not sensitive to mythology. Couldn't care less about any of them, 100% atheist. But... are y'all meat eaters okay?Deaming what sentient, and often benevolent kind creatures would taste like is just wild.
While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried
You won't eat beef, but a literal messenger of the god would be fair game? I know this is a silly hypothetical, but I don't understand these metrics at all. 😂
You know how you can tell someone is an atheist vegan?
It's called "mortal comradeship", thats why the birds, bees, and squirls sit with me during lunch.
(this entire thread is humorous and I believe you are obtuse)
