Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins.
Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins.
Well, lm not hating Lemmy mods and admins. Just little meme to reminf you that you should go outside to stay healty : )
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass user@lemmy:~$ ls grass user@lemmy:~$
OK. Now what?
63 0 ReplyGo to outside without terminal
16 0 ReplyI played the game "Outside", while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking
poisonalcohol to forget about the previous game day.The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don't even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I'll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.
20 0 ReplyDoes SSH counts?
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Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with
25 0 ReplyFuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.
20 0 ReplyYou cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.
8 0 ReplyI live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.
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19 0 Reply6 0 ReplyThe first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!
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Nah mate
7 0 ReplyI’m doing my part
13 0 ReplyIt's -20, I'll have to dig out some grass.
6 0 ReplyI miss proper winter
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Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.
5 0 ReplyThere's only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?
13 0 ReplyTouch snow instead
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It's snowing 😭
11 0 ReplyThen play in the snow! You can build a thing
3 0 Replythen fucking SHOVEL IT!!
4 0 ReplyLucky you
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All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens
12 0 ReplyOutside? But that's where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
6 0 ReplyWhat if I touch bush instead?
10 0 ReplyDon’t talk about your mother like that
9 0 ReplyYou can also touch tree
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From blog about derailleurs
8 0 ReplyI can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
7 0 ReplyUmm, it's November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?
8 0 ReplyBut the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!
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We're having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.
8 0 ReplyGrass is frozen, got frost bite.
5 0 ReplyLast time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died....I think I'll stay here for now.
5 0 Reply6 0 ReplyIt's fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )
4 0 ReplyHow do you get past the great firewall to post here?
3 1 ReplyWrong Country. I know you are thinking Beijing. But it's Northern India.
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Do you have any idea how far I'd have to travel to touch grass?
7 0 ReplyJokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.
5 0 ReplyCan’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.
4 0 ReplyOk. I'm itchy now. Thanks.
2 0 ReplyPatrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass
6 0 ReplyJust came back from the park, very good advice
6 0 ReplyMe: goes outside to touch grass, but it's raining.
3 0 ReplyNo you can't make me!
2 0 Replyimma touch ass instead
3 0 ReplyAllergic.
-"Atchoom!"
5 0 ReplyAllergic to basically everything outside, and inside.
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Last time I was outside didn’t end well..
E: words
5 0 ReplyI dunno, looks like a good time to me:-P
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Okay, but what if I don't want Lemmy users to be healthy?
(Kidding! I love you all!)
3 0 ReplySorry I’m allergic
2 0 ReplyI keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!
3 0 Replycough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968
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semi@localhost:~$ touch grass
There, happy now?
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