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  • 258 million is nothing.

    I just saved everyone I the planet 4 times in a row. I can use my mind-brain powers to create a psychic shield against evil spiders from outer space.

    all of you would be so cocooned right now, just being mummified on planet Xybort, if it weren't for me.

    yw

  • It's true, Biden juggle combo-ed me to death with wave after wave of fentanyl imports. Some say I am still in the air taking hits to this day

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