Calculator-as-a-service
When you break the subscription cost down into weekly payments, it seems very reasonable.
It costs less than a Stabucks coffee every 5 minutes.
I wouldnât know. I canât check.
Adless addition is easily worth it
The secret to selling the calculator subscription is to use the smallest possible time base for the quoted price since the potential clients can't use the calculator to figure out the yearly cost of the subscription.
Yeah, but if you sign up for a year up front you get an additional 15 parentheses a month.
Addition = 1 mathgem.
Subtraction = 2 mathgems.
Multiplication = 3 mathgems.
Division = 5 math gems.
Square root = 10 mathgems.
100 math gems = ÂŁ1.99.
1,000 math gems = ÂŁ15.99.
10,000 math gems = ÂŁ129.99. BEST VALUE
There's a decent occult/sci-fi novel series called the Laundry Files wherein people sometimes stumble across or come up with forbidden mathematics that actually functions as a form of occult spellcraft. They then get forcibly drafted into this secret government organization that works to protect the world from extraterrestrial threats, occult creatures like vampires and succubi, and the lovecraftian horrors from the depths of the oceans or the
fridgefringe edges of space. They're like the men in black crossed with Lovecraft crossed with a British comedy about monotonous office life and bureaucracy. It's a pretty entertaining series. Highly recommend.the fridge edges of space
Somewhere near the borders of known space, shrouded by darkness and a two-week-old carton of milk, they lurk... the moldy leftovers!
What a bizarre idea. Thanks for the rec!
Gonna try to lay my hands on it, thanks, seems stupidly crazy and enjoyable
Awesome my library app has it, thanks! Sounds right up my alley!
That sounds amazing. I'll give that a read, thanks mate
My library has it thanks!!
I'd like to add the audiobooks are quite good for those who listen! They're a very fun series (I've "only" been through the first 6, quite a few more after I checked.)
Yeah, I listened to them on audiobook myself. Also about 6 of them, give or take, oddly enough. I have been doing audiobooks a ton the last few years, as I rarely have time to just sit down and read. Perfect for when you're doing menial tasks that aren't mentally engaging. Doing dishes, driving, going grocery shopping... audiobook.
I've been on the Dungeon Crawler Carl series lately which is another great series that's also weird as hell. Weirder even than the Laundry Files by far. A half naked protagonist fighting for his life with his girlfriend's cat in tow, meth head llamas, and a dungeon-controlling AI with a thing for feet, just to name a few things from early in the first book. And the narrator for Carl sounds a lot like Patrick Warburton. Thoroughly recommend if that sounds like your kind of thing.
First time seeing them mentioned online, Charles Stross is great
the Laundry Files
Sweet, Thanks.
I just checked The Atrocity Archives (first book in the series) out of my local library's e-book program.
I'm looking forward to reading this.
novel series called the Laundry Files
Thank you i'll search that đ
Happy to share. Hope you enjoy.
I need to read this. Thanks for the book recommendation
I need to read this. Thanks for the book recommendation
It's the teachers that said we wouldn't always have calculators in our pockets getting revenge.
Yup. If you use your calculator for 5Ă6 instead of remembering your times tables, they lock you out
80085
It's an old code but it checks out
5318008
13707 193
You divided by zero didn't you?
NO CALCULATOR IS GOING TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!
look what you did, now everything is broken
Pssh, I'll divide by zero all day. You just need -infinity=infinity (think a number circle instead of a number line), and you're good.
It's 0/0 where the real crimes begin.
Yep. â is infinitely big in the same way that 0 is infinitely small. -0 = 0 and -â = â. Opposite ends of the circle. (Or the Riemann sphere if you like complex numbers.)
Use L'HĂ´pital. Manual in Russian.
Silly Euclideans
âŚdivided by 00
iPad users be like
Now only included on Apple One.
You probably did meth
Yeah you can use all the fancy symbols you want but at the end of the day multivariate differential calculus is just addition and multiplication in a funny arrangement, you can't stop me. L'Hopital taught me how to divide by zero and by god I will, damnit.
Now I really want to know what this person did to get this.
I remember seeing a review for that game a while back. Didn't know you could get banned from it.
I found the review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeAp15OmW2sHere is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=YeAp15OmW2s
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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TEACH ME THE DARK EQUATIONS OF OLD
Homie tried to divide by zero.
Homie is chinese
This is what smurfing will get ya
2+2=5
Literally 1984
This is what happens when one attempts to divide by 0
Or square root of -1
i see what you did there
Seems fair
Wouldn't even care. Excel is always open.
He did the monster math
It was a graveyard smath
He really said 80,08.
The forbidden math is used to summon demons: https://f-droid.org/packages/com.quaap.computationaldemonology/
This is what happens when you try to use third party ink cartridges in your calculator.
