(CW: transphobic) chuds literally make whole "comedy" movie about trans women in sports

My mom sent me this and said "must watch"

My mother is a post-op trans woman btw, and also the most reactionary conservative person I have ever met.

Does she still say stuff like "gender identity disorder" unironically?
- Her Twitter bio says "challenging transactivist nonsense" so
  
  She's a party functionary of the local log cabin republicans and has showed up (in the news) at anti drag-story time protests.
  
  She's obsessed with the groomer narrative. It's funny at one point she used to say she knew she was trans since she was a child. Now it seems she thinks children shouldn't even know transgender people can exist. I think it's some kind of narcissism in which she thinks she's legitimately transgender and everyone else was tricked into it.
  
  It's wild
My mother is a post-op trans woman btw, and also the most reactionary conservative person I have ever met.

May even be some boomeresque sunk cost fallacy: "UNLESS YOU SPENT X DOLLARS ON SURGERY LIKE I DID, YOU DON'T COUNT!"
- there are a sect of (mostly, in my experience) older, white trans people who still seem to be locked into the rigid structure of gender roles and believe that you can only be considered your gender after numerous (very expensive!) surgeries and presenting in a certain way.
- Transmedicalists are unfortunately a real thing, and as you could imagine, they do tend to be very white and privileged.
the 5% of trans people that look at caitlyn jenner and are like 'wow i wanna be exactly like her'
Brain worms are real

"MOST TRIGGERING COMEDY"

If chuds have to announce it's a comedy, that's already a sign it isn't funny, but still entertaining for hateful pieces of shit that want to clap and performatively laugh out of agreement with the message.

Without the labels they actually can get mad at the joke created for them. It's wild

I tried sharing a recent headline from The Onion with a relative since was the closest thing to chud-tier they've posted in a while. He didn't get the humor at all and thought it was being played straight.

He then shared a Babylon bee article which was just a worse version that also punched down.
- Guess we know who's part of the percentage of Americans that can't read past a sixth grade level.

Is this gonna be another example of conservative "comedy" where they get so mad at their own strawman halfway through the joke that they forget there's supposed to be a punchline

This implies that there’s conservative “comedy” that isn’t like that
- Mike Nelson managed to be actually funny during Mystery Science Theater 3000's run while also being a conservative chud off stage.
- There's also just calling people slurs that's their other form.

I'm not triggered by it, I'm just probably not going to watch it. It's not like it makes me mad, it's just annoying. Triggers are totally recognized by the right when it's a troop being haunted by the ghosts of the children they slaughtered. Safe spaces are easily communicated when it's your horrible wife interrupting football on the TV.

Edgelord shit like that is the safe space for edgelords. And their "trigger" is people telling them to not be assholes.
Anything that isn't praise = Triggered. The movie could be an hour of Johnny Test farting into his scrotum and it would achieve what they are hoping.
Theybreally love giving themselves credit for upsetting people.

It reminds me of the guy I knew in high-school who would shit his pants for attention. Nobody is impressed, people aren't even really offended. Mostly they just have contempt for you.
This is a response I wish more people would ascribe to. It's often enough to just call something what it is and move on with your life.

This looks like some shitty low budget comedy from the 2000's. Makes sense with how that crowd thinks being funny involves repeating tropes from that time period and expecting people half their age to laugh.

Is Crowder still doing his Chris Rock impression or did he finally learn that Kevin Hart exists?

This looks like some shitty low budget comedy from the 2000's. Makes sense with how that crowd thinks being funny involves repeating tropes from that time period and expecting people half their age to laugh.

Checks out; the "Million Dollar Extreme" edgelords didn't get any younger.

written and directed by a guy who's name is literally Jeremy Boreing, who used to work in Matt Walsh's podcast, oh he's the cofounder and owner of the daily wire

i'm not looking forward to the next decade

these guys are just shamelessly writing fanfic where they get to beat up women, and they're going to get away with it
- comedy is when man hurt women. such examples include honeymooners “bang zoom straight to the moon” and… um… others
Imagine having a last name like Boreing, and not naming the media empire you control "Boreing Media" or "Boreing News", imagine not hosting "the Boreing podcast".
- The problem is he’s boring too so it’s not ironic

Juwanna Mann came out in 2002

Ladybugs came out in 1992

From the minds that brought you Loqueesha and Saving Christmas

More utter bullshit

Edit, the hoodie link I put in by mistake

Saving Christmas

excuse me, in this house it is called Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.

It was directed by Darren Doane and written by Doane and Cheston Hervey, based on an original story by Kirk Cameron.

The movie stars Cameron as a fictionalized version of himself. In Saving Christmas, Cameron, after explaining his views on Christmas directly to the audience, tries to convince his fictional brother-in-law, played by the film's director, that Christmas is still a Christian holiday.

The film received a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was nominated in six categories for the 35th Golden Raspberry Awards and won four, including Worst Picture. It also became the lowest-rated film on the IMDb Bottom 100 List within one month of its theatrical release, and is now considered one of the worst films of all time.

Christian complains that several elements of Christmas, most notably Christmas trees, are not biblical in origin. Cameron tells him that Christmas trees were God's idea since God created trees.
- Christian complains that several elements of Christmas, most notably Christmas trees, are not biblical in origin. Cameron tells him that Christmas trees were God's idea since God created trees.
- This image is even worse, complete with Dreamworks Face.
- I like the Silent Hill ass texture on the cross, there was absolutely a three-armed corpse hanging on that thing just before this picture was taken
The first link takes me to a dope looking hoodie
- Well, shit, now y'all know how I dress

2 hours to tell one joke.

Who am i kidding, this shit is 80 minutes with credits

Plot twist: it turns out they're all actually trans and the second half is them coming to terms with that while getting out of the weird hole they just dug themselves. That would even be a pretty good comedy.

Not to make assumptions, I do wonder if any of them have some repression deal going on, I know Crowder seemed to get really in character when he did his cross dressing bits

The only good thing to come out of this is the Hasan video

Seriously, the Kavernacles video is full of bot accounts saying "I didn't know about this until now, thanks!" Like the Daily Wire released a movie the most mainstream it has gone is on left wing reaction channels.

Recycling the same tired shit that South Park was doing ten years ago. It's so fucking boring that some peope just want to hear the same jokes over and over and over again.