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Trump Promises to Present an ‘Irrefutable REPORT’ Within the Next Week That Will Exonerate Him and Prove 2020 Georgia Vote Was ‘Rigged’

www.mediaite.com Trump Promises to Present an ‘Irrefutable REPORT’ Within the Next Week That Will Exonerate Him and Prove 2020 Georgia Vote Was ‘Rigged’

Donald Trump promised a forthcoming "Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable Report" that would exonerate himself and implicate his enemies Tuesday.

Trump Promises to Present an ‘Irrefutable REPORT’ Within the Next Week That Will Exonerate Him and Prove 2020 Georgia Vote Was ‘Rigged’

Updating with Gov. Brian Kemp's response:

The 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.
For nearly three years now, anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward - under oath - and prove anything in a court of law. Our elections in Georgia are secure, accessible, and fair and will continue to be as long as I am governor.
The future of our country is at stake in 2024 and that must be our focus.

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/gov-brian-kemp-absolutely-obliterates-trumps-plan-to-present-irrefutable-report-on-voter-fraud-in-scorching-statement/

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Right after he unveils his healthcare plan and right after infrastructure week.
- And his plan for peace in the Middle East.
  
  No, Jared managed that quite well...
  Oh wait, he "got a piece of the Middle East".....
  Close enough!
  
  I thought Jared Kushner already solved the Middle East years ago?
  
  Right after his beautiful healthcare plan
  
  Still more believable than his plan to get me a big titty goth gamer gf.
- When does releasing his tax documents fit in?
- But not before he releases Obama's "real" birth certificate
- Don’t forget the border wall with Mexico. Hey, at least that cunt DeSantis took over trying to start shit with Mexico 🙄
  
  Listen, I'm sure Mexico will be sending us a check for that border wall any day now.
  
  We just didn't understand his 4d chess. The real trick is too make the US so shitty that Mexico builds a wall to stop people emigrating TO Mexico.
- In two weeks (tm)
  One last fuck you to American democracy before we throw the book at this two bit mobster.

He'll present nothing and his supporters will forget about this announcement.
- In two weeks, when no report has appeared, remind every single Trump supporter you encounter. Don't let them forget this. Keep hammering on it. Keep asking when the report is going to drop. Don't let them change the subject. Don't let them talk about anything else. No matter what they want, keep demanding the report or that they admit he lied to them to placate them.
  
  Don't waste your time. They'll be able to provide any kind of "reasons".
- I don't know, I hear the parking lot at Four Seasons Total Landscape still has room for a podium.
- Not all. Some will find something they can point at and definitively say this is what he meant. It probably won't be a report. It definitely won't "prove" him right. It might even prove beyond all reasonable doubt that he's guilty. But they will point to it and say that's it. And they will have won (in their heads), the argument.
- He will present a bunch of folders full of blank paper, again.

Anyone else remember when the my pillow guy had a 3 day event where he was gonna present his evidence of this? That was pretty fun. Hopefully this lives up to the hype and is even more wild and embarrassing than that one.
- Yup, and it turned out the data he presented was a bunch of nonsense.
  
  My favorite part was when they brought out their tech experts and they had to question if it was a Windows computer or not LOL
- He's done more than one of them and actually is kicking off another tomorrow in Missouri I believe.
  
  Wow dude needs to get a better hobby lmao
  Is he still being sued? The best thing about the OG one was it was announced he was being sued in the middle of it
- Quick! Get events planning to start calling around landscaping supply stores!
- Remember when that drunk lady testified in Michigan?

This man is fucking exhausting. I am tired just listening to his bullshit lmao how his supporters still have the energy to support him is beyond me
- What? It's been like 3 years since his presence was oppressive. Shit, I'm getting my second wind.
  HEY TRUMP YOUR LEGACY IS RIFE WITH IMPEACHMENTS, INDICTMENTS, AND SHAME. THERE ISNT A FUTURE THAT EXISTS WHERE YOU DONT SERVE AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE FAILURES OF THE EARLY 21ST CENTURY. ALL FOR WHAT? A CARTOONISH EXSISTANCE OF SHITTING ON GOLDEN TOILETS; BEING A DEPRIVED SEXUAL DEVIANT DEVOID OF REAL HUMAN CONNECTION; AND ALLL THE MCDONALDS, BURNT STEAKS W/ KETCHUP, AND DIET COKE YOU CAN STOMACH. YOU FUCKING ORANGE CLOWN.
  
  So accurate. He's also the prime example of the failures of his generation. Every boss I've had is from his generation and they all worship and emulate him. They think that running a business like him is why they're successful and are totally ignorant of the fact that they were handed the world on a silver platter, promptly shit all over it, and now can't understand why everything is falling apart around them.
  
  I honestly believe that his obsession with being orange should preclude him from eligibility to hold any office of any kind. That's just obvious mental disability right there, pure and simple.
  It's true for everyone that's made themselves orange, but I think most people learn after doing it once, whereas he's made it his identity. That and a bunch of other bad choices.
  Oh, and I think you meant *depraved, but that could also be correct.
- Energy and money
  Who are these fools that keep donating to the "billionaire"
  
  Curse spreaders, rich and bored. Or they have some skin in the game that polarizing the nation or Donald's policies helped.

When Donald Trump first claimed the election was rigged. The Republican led Michigan state legislature, prior to deciding electors, invited him and his cabinent to present their evidence at an open session of their legislature; with the implications that if indeed there was legitimate evidence of widespread fraud in the state of Michigan they would use their Constitutional right to choose electors to modify who they sent to Congress.
Trump didn't show, he didn't send a representative he sent zero evidence. He was 100% hot air then, he's 100% hot air now.
- They did go as far as setting up "false electors" who have all now been charged with election law and forgery felonies. https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2023/07/18/michigan-attorney-general-dana-nessel-charges-16-false-electors

I got 5 bucks that says he just discovered AI can write a report for you.
- AI could probably mimic his train of thought, but it would never get the hands right

Trump:
Step 1: Announce report that will exonerate me.
Step 2: Work on coming up with some bullshit. Hmm this is harder than I thought.
Step 3: Fail.
Step 4: Blame judges and liberals.
- Step 1: announce a report coming out next week.
  Step 2: ???
  Step 3: profit
- I think you're being pretty naïve if you believe steps 2 and 3 exist, frankly.

He might be running a little late.
We are still waiting on the report that would fix the US healthcare system within weeks of him entering the White House 6 years ago. I think he also claimed to have a plan for world peace. Probably had something to do with just giving up and handing everything over to Putin, probably. Who knows. We never got that one either.
- Still waiting on that report on Obama's birth certificate for that matter...
  
  Oh, that Futurama ep with the time traveling politician.
- Don't forget his brilliant Afghaniplan: withdraw over weeks instead of years and hand the country over to terrorists.
  
  And yet somehow our worthless news media had the gall to throw tons of shade on Biden, not Trump, when Biden decided to finally throw in the towel and pull everyone out.
- And at the end of his election fraud report, he’s going to announce that he’s going to make Mexico pay to build that wall!

Said the liar:
A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others – There will be a complete EXONERATION! They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!
Oh, good. I was beginning to think maybe it was all false hype. Glad he's finally gonna show us how it happened. /s
It warmed my heart that the author worked in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping stunt. Hahaha. What a joke. How anyone took their side seriously after that embarrassment is beyond me. Some people are very stupid.
- Ah so that's what we're going to use as the new euphemism now... "The riggers"
  
  Rigger, puh-leeeze!

Ahh yes, the thing he repeatedly could not prove in Court, will now be irrefutably proven with some "report".
- And what a coincidence that after all these years, it came a week after these indictments!

Is this report coming before or after the healthcare plan Trump repeatedly said he was going to release in the next two weeks?
- After infrastructure week is over.
- After the audit is over.

Like all this evidence he failed to present in court the last how many times?
He is just a notorious liar. Nothing more.

It's always 'we'll show our evidence next week' with these traitors.
- How many times has he promised evidence of a stolen vote already?
  
  How many times has he ~~promised~~ lied about evidence of a stolen vote already?
- I'm sure it will release right along with his healthcare plan.
  
  He'll do it right after he releases his tax records

Trump next week: "The dog ate my irrefutable evidence!"
- "The irrefutable evidence goes to a different school in Canada. You wouldn't know her."

This is just a play to get his rubes to give him more money. Doesn't matter what he says or shows, lots of morons will go e him cash that he'll funnel right into his lawyers pockets. Like so many other things, this is a play for cash and time. Keep giving red meat to the base and they'll keep lining his pockets

Yeah bruv and I'll gladly pay you on Monday for a hamburger today.

He promised a Healthcare plan by the end of August, 2020.
- When they read Trump’s statement about “Who knew healthcare was so complicated” to Bernie Sanders during an interview, he laughed so hard I thought he might fall out of his chair.

As a time traveler, I just came back from the future, and he didn't present Shit!
- Maybe he needs a bigger comb....
- It's good you provided this information because I was totally positive he might actually have something.
  Wow, what a rollercoaster.

It'll be drawn in red crayon and include just a circle around Mississippi, which I'd imagine he probably believes to be Georgia.
- It will be evidence that a man named George Anderson voted illegally.
- The river, not the state. Just to be clear.

If this existed he would have presented it by now.
- He could have presented it to Any of the grand juries that were investigating him Before indictments, it fact he was asked to do so by all of them and he refused.

My Pillow guy is on the case!
- My pillow, the official biting pillow of choice, for closeted conservative guys on Grindr.

He's had three years, and still needs another week? Yea, okay.

Wait… you mean he’s STILL saying the thing that got him indicted? My god he’s fucking stupid.
- Yes. Yes, he is.
  His main problem is that he just can't stop lying.

"I've got irrefutable evidence that the election was stolen."
"Dope! Bring it to court. If you're right, they can overturn the fraud and if you're lying there will be consequences."
"No thanks! I'll stick to my bespoke twitter clone where I can't actually accomplish anything but no one can hold me responsible for my actions."

Is this like his health care plan that was always two weeks away from being published?
- In his defense, nobody knew healthcare was so complicated, no one, I tell you.

He’s not even rolled out infrastructure week yet. He’ll get to the proof, really soon too.

Can you just shut up already grandpa.

This is nothing more than theater to keep his willfully ignorant base engaged, donating, and committed to voting for him even if he's in prison.
If he had such a report, he'd have published it long ago. So that means it doesn't exist yet. If he does produce anything, it will be unfinished and unintelligible.

"Irrefutable"
- "evidence"
- "Inconceivable!"
  
  You keep using that word....
  ... I do not think it means what you think it means!
- "None of the people I pay refuted it. Therefore..."

Then he can tell it to judge.

How his supporters don't see him as the grifter he is by now, I will never understand.
- He was a known grifter before he even ran for president, how anyone voted for him in the first place is utterly flabbergasting. His go to move for the longest time has been hiring companies on the verge of bankruptcy to do expensive work for him, and then stiffing them on the bill and telling them to sue him for it knowing they can't afford to take him to court. Interestingly enough, it looks like now he's doing the same schtick to his legal teams, as several of his lawyers who are now in legal trouble (Rudy reportedly among them) are struggling to pay their own legal costs after being stiffed by Trump for the work they did for him.
- They don't care. He hates the same people they do

It's a piece of paper that says "no, yu!"

I bet I can refute it.

Idk if the popcorn industry is ready for this kind of demand.

He will release this just after he releases his taxes.

I thought we were going to get all the evidence 3 years ago. Or was that his own DOJ saying there weren't any materially significant voting irregularities? Honestly, it's hard to keep up anymore.
- Remember when he had a crack team of people investigating Obama's birth certificate in Hawaii and we "wouldn't believe what they're finding" fun stuff.

I can't wait to see this.

In Trump's dyspeptic liver of a brain "irrefutable" simply means bigly.
- "dyspeptic liver of a brain"
  I didn't know he was a Vogon. It explains so much!
- Honestly, I'm just impressed he knew a word that large.

He’ll have a big press conference with a table of “files” which are just empty papers in folders and say “here it is folks, this totally exonerates me, I’ve presented the report”
And then all the hogs will spew “BUT HE PRESENTED THE REPORT ON TV FOR EVERYONE TO SEE” and then they will do Jan 6th again
- Yo fr fr we're getting a second Jan 6 event, right?
  
  There’s no one to tell the Guard to stand down this time. Get the popcorn.

"They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!"
Oh, so close to saying what he actually feels...
- That stood out to me too. Pretty blatant dog whistle if you ask me.

Sure. Label it as Defense Exhibit 1 at your trial. Just file it at the clerk's window like everyone else does
- Make sure to sign the Under penalty of perjury affidavit too.

Wasn't he supposed to bring out all of the proof yesterday?
- I'm pretty sure he also was supposed to bring out the proof a few years ago. I never saw any of it. Only mindless conspiracies that weren't founded in reality.
  
  It's coming after his healthcare plan.

Didn’t we already get that information, from the grand jury in Georgia? I suppose it’s not “irrefutable proof” of election fraud but they make a good case for it

A promise to produce an "Irrefutable REPORT" is self-breaking as it's likely not possible to produce such a report about any subject, let alone one about the subject matter promised.
EDIT: There's a reason why "not guilty" and "reasonable doubt" exist as concepts in law. It's very difficult to 100% prove that something happened, only that there was a high certainty that that's what occurred, and it's 100% impossible to prove a negative.
- I'd say it's 100% impossible to prove a positive as well. It can be close to 100%, assuming our knowledge of reality is correct, but there's always the chance of something crazy, like everything being a simulation or whatever. Now, that concept isn't useful so there's no point considering it beyond that it's possible so it should be ignored. Still, it could be true.
- Ehhh, just to be that guy, it is quite possible to prove a negative in certain circumstances. One of those is by exhaustive search, another is by proving a positive which is incompatible with the negative claim. I can prove the statement, "Sarah Silverman is not waiting in my bed for me right now," fairly trivially by a quick check under the covers. One could also prove it by showing that she is actually somewhere else. A less-trivial example is the statement, "The election was not stolen by widespread voter fraud in 2020," which has been proved by the efforts of countless election officials who have done both, ruling out the possibility of significant fraud anywhere, and positively proving the vote through multiple, routine election-integrity measures.
  
  If you scope it all the way down to something miniscule then yes, but it's not possible to prove negatives more generally.
  Proving non-existence of a divine entity for instance.

That fucking image of Rudy has my sides in orbit.
- Looks like a skeleton with rubber skin lol

This is going to be a big delay tactic. He can try to insist that all of his "evidence" gets investigated before any of charges move forward thereby delaying the trial and allowing him to continue to run for president.
Also, I'm no legal expert so correct me if I'm wrong (I probably am).....but if he had such evidence, wouldn't he have been required to share it already in the form of "discovery"
The other option is that he's going to use this to try to begin a full on armed conflict between his supporters and everyone else.

losers are gonna whine

He's going to publish it along with his health care plan

Kemp has said that he would support Trump if he wins the 2024 Republican presidential nomination
Wtf is wrong with these people.
- They're in a cult. It's not about America or conservative values. It's a cult, plain and simple
- I don't agree with it, but it would be political suicide for him to say anything else.
  
  I don't disagree with you, but that's what "having principles" , "being brave", "having honor", "defending the constitution", "having integrity", etc is.
  It's standing up for what's right. What's just. The truth. Even when it might put you at odds with your party.
  Any time a Republican ever calls anyone a coward or "spineless" we need to remind them of how they turned into absolute pussies during this era.

Heres the scene" "It's a long way to the top" by AC-DC plays to a modtly empty room. Trump trundles out, duck walking. Gets to the mic, pulls out a doctored birth certificate of Obama's Nigerian birth certificate. Trump points to the "crowd" warbles a triumphant howl of victory. His girdle bursts, he shits himself. "YMCA" by the village people plays, Trump does his half dance, half double masturbation thing off the stage. the camera pans left to see Rudy Giuliani 's election.
- I think you meant erection at the end there
  
  correct....autocucumber

It’s going to come out right after his health plan.
- Is that before or after Infrastructure Week?

Did his investigation team finally come back from Hawaii proving that Obama is not a US citizen? Or are we still waiting on that?

This is gonna be a good year for popcorn farmers.

I still find it funny he's trying to claim he was just having a moment, it was a perfect call. I honestly feel like Trump made some numbers up and no one could stop him.

The biggest conspiracy of our time, more that half of voters were in on it!

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