My chest hair isn't glorious enough.
I can count the number of chest hairs I have .... I have one that continually grows to an inch in length right next to my left nipple ... I call him Larry
Is it possible to learn this power? I'd like to have some hair moved.
HR
Mango, we've had some complaints. We don't care who you socialize with outside of working hours but we must ask you to show some constraints during working hours! It's not just the women who cannot stop talking about you sexually. The men are infuriated! You let Janet pat your butt and now John and his team refuse to deal with their priorities. There's demands that you allowed them to have a patt too! It's madness... OMG can I ask you something personal...
- Director of HR
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I can't get my leg over the back of a chair.
A sense of fashion and social expectations. The recognition and acknowledgement that the true 80's are gone.
The fact they don't sell clothing like this.
just make it out of some leftover xmas wrapping paper
https://newchic.com/incerun-cardigans-12199/p-1960652.html
Scroll down and see the suggested products
I just don’t have that Riker swag.
Because I live in the part of the world where I would get frost bite for six months of the year if I exposed my skin .... and the other six months of being eaten alive by mosquitoes and insects if I exposed my skin.
I'm Indigenous and there's a reason why my face and hands are tanned and the rest of my body is white as any sun starved Scandinavian.
My obesity
Weird question but do you drink soda? I think soda is directly tied to health problems
I'm not Riker.
Cultural norms, in part, but mostly? Because I’d look [more] terrible.
My nipple would get chilly
Just squeeze them periodically .... or get someone else to do it for you
*It
Self-respect. Either too much or too little, take your pick.
Shame
Out of respect for everyone else's sanity.
My wife
Not being ruled by dominant women. (🤤)
Gotta save some wonders for the future.
Work policy
If you dress like that and got that amount of swagger, you're not getting anything done. There's gonna be various holes with various levels of suction attempting to attach to you all the live long day.
I got shit to do and am not ready for that lifestyle.
Looks like it would slip off my shoulder
It would! That's why they use tape/glue to keep it in place.
I’m from the 20th century and clothes this cool haven't been available yet.
Moobs.
Self awareness
Gumption
I have that chest hair but the pasty pudgy skin does not show it off like Riker
nudism
I know logically that this word is pronounced like nood-ism but my brain always reads it like the word Judaism. Noodiasm
Tape. That thing only stays open with tape.
winter
Honestly though. I love the variety of clothing available for people who identify as women. It makes me sad that Americans who identify as men don't have anything near that variety or glamour
I'd get irritated if it slid off of either shoulder
Otherwise yeah fuck it hook me up
Blue isnt my color
My beard.
I'm a teacher.
I'm good with a t shirt and jeans thanks
Lack of taste!
Testicles.
