Finally a vehicle that captures the full essence of policing:
-Doesn’t do the job it’s supposed to
-Boasts that it is strong and can handle any situation but stops functioning at the slightest challenge to its abilities
-Supposed to be very safe, is actually incredibly dangerous
-Claims to be the toughest/bravest/most groundbreaking out of all its competition, but is actually one of the worst amongst competitors
-Poorly designed and equipped to do the job expected of it
-Very few people actually feel safe around it
-Extremely high budget item that does very little
92 0 ReplyI do wonder how long that battery will last if they have it on all day to keep perfect internal temp
33 0 ReplyGood, then I know they'll be ticketing people where there's electric car parking.
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
49 0 ReplyHey you jogged my memory. Is this from "i have no moth but i must scream?"
17 0 ReplyAll my moths gone
25 0 Replyyes
19 0 ReplyMe lamenting no moth gf
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Critical support to Tesla in their plans of sabotaging police
46 0 ReplyHell, maybe the cars will take off a few officers' hands in the process
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Full support, give all cops shitty cars that will probably kill them
41 0 ReplyThey are more likely to kill other people with this piece of shit than themselves
13 0 Replythey were more likely to kill you anyways because they are cops
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100% in support of cops blowing their budget on these broken-ass pieces of shit
35 0 ReplyI was going to say I'm all for the cops using a vehicle so unreliable a software update could bring a police chase to a screeching halt.
14 0 ReplyCops crashing and the lack of crumple points liquefies them.
12 0 ReplyThe downside is that they're going to ask for a 100% budget increase to replace the existing fleet.
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This is a good thing. Giving the police a car that doesn't work is a kind of police abolition. The only problem is that the doors might kill suspects
34 0 ReplyThe only issue is that they will just buy another car as well, wasting more tax payer money.
15 0 Replywasting more tax payer money.
don't give a shit
"taxpayers" is social fascist rhetoric that we should excise
13 0 ReplyMoney spent in internal US military is money not spent in external US military
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for use from here to Mars
Good idea! I can definitely get behind blasting cops in cybertrucks into space
33 0 ReplyI hope some cop gets their hand chopped off.
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28 0 ReplyMuch like the police, they're good at hitting minorities.
22 0 Replywill only work to run over protesters
21 0 ReplyNah it can't off road that much
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Cant wait to see this break down 😁😁😁
20 0 ReplyCan't wait for a cop to get in a high speed chase with another cybertruck and when they crash this happens:
(CW: gore, spoilers for the Sci-Fi series "The Expanse") https://youtu.be/JS7x4Bq_gR8
18 0 ReplyI, for one, appreciate them making it easier to disable police cars.
17 0 ReplyDo these still rust if it rains on them 🤔
16 0 Replyand short out when they go through a large puddle
12 0 Replythey also short out when it rains because the seal under the front windshield is not good at doing the one thing its designed to do so the water pours into the electronics behind the frunk
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This is the worst thing I've seen in at least 8 minutes.
16 0 ReplyWhen you break the law, the cops run after you with rubber hoses frantically blowing this:
spoiler
spoiler
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