J.D. Vance says he gets bad press because most journalists are “childless adults”

He's really just got that one "accomplishment" he's proud of, huh?

If the world didn't have so many J.D. Vances in it, I would reconsider having children.

Wow, he really wants to go with the "childless" thing, huh? Should go over swimmingly with Millenials and Gen Z that can't afford to have children anymore.

While he's just an adultless child

And that right there is some fascism talking points.

Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.

The Bronze Age belief system makes these guys really fucking weird.

Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

I've been saying this for a while now that this anger and resentment over childfree people has become increasingly pervasive and dangerous and it really feels like we are going to be one of the first against the wall.

Even among otherwise reasonable people I know there is a shocking amount of resentment towards people who choose to live their lives for something besides children.

That is pretty funny, actually. It's such an old-timey insult. He is basically calling them spinsters. I can't imagine this will catch on.

The wealthy want more people in the world so that they can pay employees less. More people, more competition for jobs. Also, more consumption, more sales.

With all his focus of who does and doesn’t have kids, I feel like there’s a good “precious bodily fluids” joke to be made here.

Unlike him and his wife, Couchela.

Hell yeah JD!!! That's my boy! Keep giving us this motivational locker room talk, you're the gift that keeps on giving! Keep cooking (yourself) King. You're kinda mainlining the LGBTQ stuff to the point that it's stale, maybe alienate some minorities next go round, that'd be SICK

I'm a childless adult. I'm such a terrible person. I worship the devil and I kill people. What are you gonna do about it? My cats are literally tiny Satans.

Actually, they fucking rock. Best kitties in the world.

You know what else is childless? All the couches he's been humping. What a hypocrite. Sheesh.

This couch fucker needs to resign.

Why do Republicans hate children so much? I have kids and fail to understand why the party supporters want children born unwanted. Do they secretly relish the idea that these unwanted kids will grow up in misery? Neglected, abused, worse? WTAF?

Vance can go fuck himself. And a couch. And a dolphin. And whatever else he gets off on. What a douchbag.

This guy is hilarious! He's gonna drop a solid gaffe bomb soon enough and Drumph won't know what to do.

Living in sin.... No attachments, just these journalists and their sexy spouses - their Lazy Boys and their Ashleys.

What a neckbeard

Why on Earth does he think this is a good strategy?

Every time a new story about Vance comes out, I become more and more certain that Trump regrets choosing him.

What’s the tactic here to win voters? Alienate them? Are the republicans trying to neg women into voting for them?

I don’t think lack of self esteem is going to win them any votes, how will Republicans raising taxes on the poor and giving corporations tax cuts help the childless cat ladies have babies?

He's really proud that he found a woman who will let him raw dog

Large part of the electorate. Maybe that should matter to him.

Oh, the poor little fascist doesn't like being shat on like he rightly deserves. ROFL, he should go back to couch-san for some more one on one time.

it's not a random thing to demonize people for the simple choice to not have kids. corporate greedlords have been shitting their pants over the declining birthrate because less kids means less money for them. no matter who's paying to raise a kid--parents or taxpayers--that money isn't spent on kids that don't exist, and every industry suffers for it: food, medical, gas, clothing--everything

so if you already felt bad about not having kids, the goal is to make you hate yourself even more, and make having kids an even higher priority in your life. it seems like it should be about more than money, but for republicans it's absolutely not.

Obsession with childless adults? Hmm, I think I know which major Republican donor recommended him to Trump...

This really smacks of "bloodlines."

What is wrong with the MAGA goobers? Is this really the hill they want to die on?

All this thread gave me is the question:

What the fuck did I miss that JD Vance is now meme'd as a couch fucker?

Someone who actually cared about his own children wouldn't be capable of saying this shit with so much confidence because they'd capable of seeing other adults and kids as "their own" too, a kind of empathy you can kinda only develop by being a parent.

The fact he uses them more like status quo trophies shows a really disgusting and inhumane side of him. He probably only had children to accomodate a social quota, not because he actually loves them. He doesn't value human life as human, but more like a transaction, a holy duty or even monetary. It's just gross and hard to explain how it feels to hear this dumb motherfucker

Vance faced an onslaught of bad press, as many commentators—including Harris’ step-daughter, Taylor Swift fans, Democratic officials, actor Jennifer Aniston, and several conservative women pundits—decried his comment.

My reading comprehension must be pretty bad because for a second it sounded like Taylor Swift was Kamala Harris' step daughter.

I interpret this as "he wants even more bad press, this time from pissed-off journalists".

So what? Does this dunce think that's an insult?

Shady Vans is weird man.

Even if that's true, being able to navigate the media environment is a job requirement for politicians.

He sucks so bad at this.

The only people against circular reasoning are those it doesn't work for.

nottheonion material

A clear copy of an article from The Onion right ? Right ?

Yeah, THAT'S THE REASON

Maybe tax the rich, so normal people can afford children.

If that's actually true, maybe don't attack the people who will be reporting on what you say?

I'm not an expert in PR training, but this seems like it would be pretty early in the lessons.