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12mo ago

Seafood (lightly) boil(-ed only using water, not even salt)

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:hog-slop:
slop's on boys!
that is the worst attempt at a low country boil I have ever seen.
first off, I don't even understand the logistics of doing it inside like this. at least have the dump out on a screened in porch with fans if you're gonna be all genteel and shit.
"Local pigs serve Worst Seafood Boil Ever, asked to leave Louisiana"
Zooming in on those taters show clearcut signs of not being cooked enough
They're basically half-raw
lol someone cooked the cops shitty food
It's not supposed to be brown and grey!
Eugh, that is literal slop. I'd say have some self-respect but no one should respect a cop.
I've had a crawfish boil, it aint supposed to look like that
Dumping it on the table, fine, padding with a lot of veggies and store bought shrimp, fine. But the undercooked veggies, overcooked shrimp and utter lack of seasoning or other seafood is a crime. I don't see any garlic or anything either, just some loose onion layers
- I don't even see any crawfish there
  I see one thing that charitably might be a crawfish, but everything else looks like shit
  
  Yeah this is called a Lowcountry boil, as someone else pointed out.
  Still grossly undercooked/unseasoned, but it is supposed to be shrimp and sausage.
it has to take effort to make a seafood boil of all things look this bland
Old Bay is too ethnic.
My latent Louisiana swamp DNA is encouraging me to do adventurism upon seeing this
How do you fuck up a shrimp boil this badly. My meemaw was blind in one eye, riddled with arthritis, and also sometimes incredibly lazy and she would easily make seven pots of crawfish boil no problem
What in the fuck
Is that true? Because that shrimp does look REALLY gross.
The state of Louisiana probably has a hit on these guys now.
Critical support for the cooks for serving this slop to the cops lol
- it was probably another thumbheaded cop that did it
Hell yes. This is how you do it. Change out the water every five minutes to get rid of all the extra junk
Ok wtf is this American thing of tipping food all over the table
- It's not really an "American" thing, it's more regional to coastal south/northeast, but this is common with these sorts of events. I have seen similar spreads at hog roasts and stuff like that.
  obvious CW
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seafood_boil
  
  I swear I saw someone do it with spaghetti bolognese too. As if Gladio wasn't bad enough smdh
- I think it looks really fun. Assuming the food is actually cooked well
I still can't see his PFP without thinking about how he joined the DSA

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