HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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That's a different joke, now.
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Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
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But now it's not a sendup of the Watchmaker's Paradox.
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"your joke but worse"
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Thanks. It was indeed absurdly verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
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Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it's so sweet ❤️
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"So what about the fossil record?"
"Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith."
"No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith."
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RIP Bill Hicks
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Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
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I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil's advocate.
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I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate
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The difference when a cult grounds on logic and reasoning instead of on an ancient high-fantasy-book which makes no sense from beginning to end. But was probably a cool read some centuries ago. Still, admittedly, the greatest way to control the sheeples and keep them in line.
If I'd be forced at gunpoint to choose a religion, I'd pick them. Or buddhists.
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Hail Satan!
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🤘
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needs more jpeg
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I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?
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Just look in a mirror.
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Your nick is pure poetry. I stand here in admiration.
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Cows are amazing stfu kid
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