The Danish king jumps into the Trump/Greenland fray.
The Danish king jumps into the Trump/Greenland fray.
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why is it royals only communicate through passive aggressive subliminals
royal watchers are always like "Oy mate the bloody queen ate her cowarse pie before her peas in Worcestershire sauce. This means we're going to war innit!"
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This guy should have excommunicated Trump from the protestant church of Denmark
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This is why when someone says "The Nordic countries have socialism!" I grate my fingers across a chalkboard and scream "THEY STILL HAVE KINGS"
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Oi, the norwegian king is also the king of the socialists!
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Using the divine right of kings to instate the dictatorship of the proletariat
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Trump will have no choice but to consult his court eunuchs for his next move
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Flag with two naked men with subtle tactfully drawn chest hair
GAY
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And it has a bear and a ram... Is this representation?!
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Hell yeah
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The wild man has been a staple of European mythology for ages, and sees use in a lot of coats of arms. There's a few examples if you scroll down to the bottom here.
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the crowns have been removed
A giant-ass crown perched above the whole scene
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There has been a surprising amount of controversy between Sweden and Denmark about those three crowns (symbolises Sweden as a part of Denmark since the Kalmar union). Gustav Vasa was malding about it in the 16th century.
Note that they removed the Norwegian lion 200 years ago when it became part of Sweden, but kept the Swedish crowns for some reason.
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WTF DENMARK GAVE UP ON ITS SWEDISH CLAIMS? NOOOOOO
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lol Denmark is a US dog, they and the rest of the EU have been crippled for the foreseeable future by the war in Ukraine. They will fold like a wet noodle the nanosecond Presinald Trunt applies even the slightest bit of pressure
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Comment below which set of wild men you think looks hotter
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The one reading this post.
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I like the one that's looking back at me
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you simpsons them!
make them pink again or so help me-
Now they’ve got LEGO skin tone
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It's just a tasteful spray tan
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Cherry on top would be the reveal that they used AI to generate the new one
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If Trump gets it, he's going to turn Greenland into another Williston, ND during the oil boom. Went from a quite, little conservative town to the city with the highest crime rate in the country literally overnight. The first question employers would ask job seekers is "are you wanted or on the run?" Like, it was a given that most of the applicants were already felons. Nice knowing you, Greenlanders
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Sounds more like it would be a response to Greenland's premier recently calling for independence.
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Snowflake king got triggered.
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They made the beards smaller.
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