Do what you love

If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.

*take a 15 minute flight in my jet to get some fresh bread

Post nudes on 4chan. See if they can tell if they're real

Check myself out nude and then start working on a Norwegian black metal album.

Well first I got up I had a piece of toast.. then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish.

Taking my top off? It's what our do regardless of who I woke up as though.

100% I'm masturbating and checking myself out in the mirror while doing so.

Then I'd buy myself all the things I wanted (assuming I wake up in her life and not just her body in my life).

why am I seeing Taylor Swift everywhere? Is she running for presidency?

Look in the mirror and check out boobies obviously!

Trying to figure out who the fuck I am.

Honestly find how the real Taylor felt about actual issues and her fans as best as possible and then just put it out as a press piece.

No more false figurehead that their conscious only exists as the imaginary paradox of all of their believers. People love to talk on her behalf on how she feels about things and it always seems to agree with them.
I am breaking the swifties and giving a real person to look at and not a mascot.

Presumably im being spooned by that sports man, so Id rip a massive fart on his dick and balls, then go to the dunny.

Transfer all wealth and assets to socialist causes, liquidize what I can and have. Have a stiff drink. Record a video where I declare myself loyal to the anticapitalist cause and the steps I took so far. All houses are now open to be ransacked come and get it.

Then I dunno, turn the swifties into a paramilitary organization that will join the struggle against the capitalist class.

That would be a pretty good day.

Freak out because I only know one of her songs and I'm about to go on stage.

Well I would go to the loo then brush my teeth and then have a shower.

I would give all of my money to my (real) family then kill myself.

Not because I dislike Taylor Swift, she just has the complete opposite life I want. I do not like attention. I am not an extrovert. I despise people.

This is actually kind of a nightmare to think about lol.

Maybe not the first, but I'd want to make sure her music talent was part of the deal, otherwise its all downhill from here.

Run for president. Don't think she'd be a good president, but she may be able to laminate Trump

Has anyone said masterbate furiously yet?

I'd put a picture of myself on Facebook setting fire to a MAGA hat and give conservatives the stroke they've been winding up for about T Swizzle for the last six weeks.