Her dad is literally called Lord Crispin Money-Coutts
Her dad is literally called Lord Crispin Money-Coutts
The UK is a parody country that has effectively managed to synthesise all the worst parts of feudalism and neoliberalism together
My Great Great Grandpapa, Viceroy Chauncington Money was the hardest of workers. He would stay up late into the night evaluating the workers of his cotton plantation at Fort Massacre. He inherited this ethic from his own ancestor, Lord Cockwater Money, the 1st Earl of Money. you see, it was his genius that allowed him to invent money.
As I explain in my forthcoming article, Clean My Jaguar With Your Tongue, You Lazy, Filthy Vagrants, we are all so very lucky to live in the world they helped create.
imagine being so rich your family name literally contains the word 'money' and daring to write something like this
yeah I'm sure you worked very hard for your position
grandfather invented money
One of their kids makes a living by misleading the public, and the other one is a magician
Don’t forget Rosie!
Did her parents doom her by naming her after the AC/DC song?
They demand to be taken seriously.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coutts
Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group's wealth management division.
Like other people have said, the absolute lack of self awareness and ghoulism to write something like this is dumbfounding.
Also,
how do you try to do a power pose and come off with literally negative presence
They don't teach Standing Lessons in TERF Island schools, so they all look like this.
because you suck and write drivel like this nobody not even super rich dickheads can stand to be around you
I don't know what I was expecting when I googled Drummond Money-Coutts beyond Gob Bluth with a sign that says "we demand to be taken seriously", but lordy- https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DK979E/london-uk-3rd-december-2013-drummond-money-coutts-at-the-fashion-fringe-DK979E.jpg
lordy- https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1276581.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/9563176.jpg
lordy - https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2021/Nov/1636050436_dmc-__-profile-shots-16-1.jpg
certified romanov moment- https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6415a5e00d13305fe1fffc00/d2603897-ea27-4a4f-b51e-63c4061469ad/DMC+SLIDESHOW+2.jpg
If it hadn't been for the rest of the images that third one would have like half of twitter going on about how great his fit is. I know that because he looks like he's not allowed near high schools after the incident.
He could totally be a batman villain called The Diddler.
unbelievableThe English pillaged the world to create this man. Generational inheritance should be illegal.
Funniest failson I've seen in the last few years, maybe even tops Hunter Biden.
I think it's some kind of Brahmic script but I'm no expert. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmic_scripts
https://youtu.be/paKDutWykiA?si=zsYY68JEAJISg1LL
The music really does it for me
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Reviews of his Netflix show "Death by Magic"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8887956/reviews
lot of 1 stars
fucking incredible
He looks like a douchier version of Evil Ex Number 2.
magician
This is like the family from arrested development if they were even worse people.
Rosie seems cool though imo. The rest get the
treatment
and another daughter, Rosie.
wonder what Rosie did to not get her last name mentioned like the other two
Or occupation.
Yeah, Rosie getting the red-headed stepchild treatment there.
I aspire to be rosie
maybe they're just self aware enough to realize "socialite" isn't a great label, but judging from the rest of the article maybe she's an embarrassment that has a real job
She changed her surname (married?), and appears to work as a freelance PA/PR for people in the entertainment/TV/film industry, her website is here: https://www.paprlondon.com/
As a downwardly mobile individual, I stan the magician son.
Gob irl?
It is the only worse country than the US. In terms of how much agency the country has in organizing itself so poorly.
Nah, they have the NHS.
not for much longer
Surely, surely, if you really wanted to write this sort of article, you could find someone who didn't come from inherited wealth. Like, you'd at least go looking, if you earnestly believed what you were writing
I wouldn't be surprised if the Telegraph was entirely staffed by nepo failchildren.
My name is Charles Gold-Status, I worked hard my entire life.lol, Keep up, Reality Matrix, the Count DeMonet gag has been done already
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Just to point out that Coutts is where the Royal Family banks and a savings account requires a minimum balance of...a million pounds? More?...some obscene amount
| Bill Deeds
Honestly if i was a nepo baby i would just change my name like nick cage did
He married Lucy Rose Deedes, the daughter of Bill Deedes, whom he has since divorced.
Makes sense. If he hadn't divorced Bill after marrying Lucy, things could've gotten very awkward.
magician
Money-Coutts
Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group’s wealth management division.
It's like 8-grade syndrome but XVII-century syndrome and for real.
Brrrrr crispy money counts
"no no no... Its pronounced, Count deMoanAY... MOANAY!"
"Yeah.. Count da Money"
