Musk fan nearly cuts his own finger off testing the Cybertrucks safety feature (CW: Dumbass crushes his finger)
Musk fan nearly cuts his own finger off testing the Cybertrucks safety feature (CW: Dumbass crushes his finger)
This was already tested with a carrot and the nightmare truck cut the carrot clean in half. This moron had to try it for himself lol!
That is included in this video. Tesla released a "safety update" to the software, supposedly to fix the guillotine, and he put his finger on the line to test it
No Musk invented it
these are the only people who can hurt themselves with a car that isn't moving
Plenty of people manage to get hurt by teslas when they're not moving (mostly due to lithium fires)
Bro came this close to having to change the gears on the screen with his severed finger like a stylus 💀
Bro
You misspelled "Hero".
It’s giving finger guillotine
yo weren't all these recalled recently due to a jamming accelerator pedal or something
The fix is just drilling a wood screw through the plastic to secure it in place, apparently Tesla has been sending people to Cybertruck owner meetups in order to do it and reduce their liability, lmao.
Yeah the pedal falls off and causes it to jam. Poorly made bazingamobile junk.
In the process we learned they'd only sold like 1500 by the time of the recall.
Thelma and Louise reboot but the suicide is an accident because their Cybertruck pedal jammed causing them to plunge into a cliff
It's interesting how prior to Elon Musk becoming a household name and the 2020 crypto boom, I never really saw a concentration of stupid people like this. Like these people would’ve been on EPIC FAIL COMPILATION #50 back in like 2012. I’m genuinely baffled. Muskrats keep talking about how “the west is fallen” but they are normalizing child-like obsession and “””curiosity””” and loyalty. Even back in the early 2000s, Americans were hysterical over Iraq, but Musk fans live in a bubble of peace and wealth and happily display their ignorance. It’s fascinating.
Dear Mr. Musk, sir,
I have lost my finger in a mishap with your Cybertruck. I buried the digit in our backyard in a ultra-mini Cybertruck-themed casket with our youngest daughter doing a three-volley salute on a cap gun. Despite the pain and the loss of a finger - I am still a huge fan of you, Telsa, and SpaceX. Human beings will be numbering in the tens of millions on Mars by the end of the century. Everyone on Earth should look forward to this and appreciate you and your monument efforts to make this happen.
Before I go I would be amiss if I didn't mention an issue that does understandably bother me. I would appreciate it if you improved safety features on the Cybertruck.
Thank you very, very much,
Mike MarkCan we convert cybertrucks into guillotines in the revolution?
They're almost as portable, too!
Too bad they're more dangerous than regular guillotines.
The ultimate question post revolution: Is is more beneficial to use them as a guillotine and risk the motor breaking before the 3rd billionaire, or just stuffing it full of them?
You are sentenced to self driving in LA. The windows cannot be opened when you inevitably crash into oncoming traffic.
I saw one on the road the other day and they just don't look like a real car.
I live in kind of a touristy mountainy area in California, I've seen a bunch. Makes me cringe seeing them come up a narrow windy road with the sheer cliff on one side knowing that their vehicle's controls are notoriously untrustworthy. Also we don't have a supercharger so they have to drive an hour and a half to the nearest city to get to one, hopefully they planned that far ahead!
Okay, real talk, he says it auto-opened after detecting resistance
What are the odds you can jam something in there and pry or inflate it and it will just open for you? With any other car I'd say no way they made that rookie of a mistake but.... maybe? are these things free lootboxes lmao
Maybe but only if it wasn’t latched?
depends how dumb the software is but in all likelihood this is the right answer yeah
That depends on what your definition of "crushes" is
Masterful gambit sir! Using the
of defining everything subjectively line of argumentation is truly a sign of your intellect!The wokes keep changing definitions for everything. Who knows what they mean when they say “unsafe” and “crushes”. For all we know, they could be referring to their tiktoks!
This is why God made carrots
in the video the guy does it with a carrot and a banana and they both get cut off and then, after seeing that, fucking says "hmm well let's try it with my finger too just to see what happens"
Not looking forward to more Neuralink body horror!
Bazinga Jackass
MONOWIPER
0:42 Yeesh. I paused it there to type this. Somebody show this motherfucker the hand scene in Blood Simple.
If you haven't seen the movie - watch it instead of watching this scene that's a spoiler. It's great.
CW: hand injury - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL0f1qkxcJ4&t=89s
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