They're putting vinegar in the rice to turn the frickin' frogs gay!
Party leader doubling down on it:
Leave it to the libertarians to decry kids eating quinoa and sushi as extravagant while they feast on the finest imported American brainworms.
foreign sounding food is scaryforget quinoa, couscous, and hummus
I wonder if this guy has confused internal screeching when he thinks of pizza or spaghetti, food any conservative enjoys but from a foreign country (and I know it's arguable as these two have histories that probably had aspects of them first be developed in other nations; regardless, those places aren't America).
What the fuck is woke food?
I wish to inform the chuds that deep frying foods likely originated in Canaan
Food that anglos can't pronounce.
We're not feeding your kids cheaper food, we're feeding them down to earth folksy food!
Money printing idea: make a bunch of shitty packaged food and call it "anti-woke" and say dumb shit about snowflake millennials and 5G in your ads.
I mean that's literally the selling point of that chud coffee brand that invited Rittenhouse over.
If I had any porky spirit in me, I would sell "historical" meal kits of SS soldier rations to CHUD families.
"Tired of woke food? Want to eat like a real, big, bad man? Start your meal kit subscription to Goebbel up! You and your family will eat REAL food for REAL men!"
Lol, they do make "Doomsday prepper" food buckets that you can buy that costs way more than the shitty food in them. They are essentially MRE kits. I know we are all riffing on the idea but like, there really is a market for it I think. At this point in my life, I'm all for a "grift and go" on stupid food buckets if others wanna get on board too.
whoah whoah whoah this guy wants to feed my kids FRUIT?? GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA WITH THAT SHITsandwiches and fruit
Fruits are botanically the seed-bearing parts of a plant. Literally the plant equivalent of gargling balls.
My broke ass eating hummus sandwiches for lunch most days lol
How does it feel to be eating woke food?
Pretty good NGL
you take that fucking back about hummus you reactionary piece of shit
Hummus is Hamas.
Quinoa, couscous, and hummus are all incredibly simple to prepare in bulk and are really cheap but ok
So is sushi rice, for that matter. Maybe they just object to fish?
There has been 0 instances of conservatives doing “more” with less money, especially when it comes to the nutrition of children.
WOKE FOOD
the rest of the anglosphere really is taking "woke" to silly new places aren't they?
and it won't be woke fruits, like satsumas or kiwi fruits they force you to eat in DEI neighborhoods
good pious conservative fruits like apples and oranges only
The sweet orange, Citrus x sinensis,[10] is not a wild fruit, but arose in domestication in East Asia. It originated in a region encompassing Southern China, Northeast India,[11] and Myanmar.[12]
Central Asia is generally considered the center of origin for apples due to the genetic variability in specimens there.[24]
Lol. Lmao, even.
A minimum of 5% of labour in the supply chain should be performed by children so we know they are serious about the anti-woke.
Imagine thinking couscous and hummus are either exotic or expensive. Or, wait, that's not what woke means.
Idk what country or party this is but
It says New Zealand in the Twitter handle.
So it's just your usual Angloid fascist brainworms
It's New Zealand's fascist party. It's part of the coalition that's currently leading the country.
2024
still no gay frog Pokemon
when has a school lunch ever given students quinoa, couscous, hummus, or sushi???
Since the woke takeover
The fuck is woke food?
But I like woke food
Glad to see that he is condemning Hummus though, huge W /s
Can’t have the poors being sophisticated with quinoa …
Yes the youths, that who they are.
When it evokes images of the occupation it's a wondrous exotic food, when it evokes images of Arabs it's an eeeeeeevil food.
You can literally taste the Khummus.
Why you being anti semitic?
/s
I don't wanna be a food nerd and/or weeb, but no meat is necessary for it to qualify as sushi. The only things required are vinegared rice, nori (dried seaweed), and maybe a third ingredient that's usually vegetables or seafood. The seafood doesn't even need to be raw, like smoked salmon and tempura shrimp are very common sushi ingredients. The main thing that makes it sushi is the rice.
It's raw meat often served to you by a man holding what's basically a sword. Bad ass shit when you think about it.
Fish is woke because to catch it I have to sit in a small, cramped boat with my best friend and whenever I see him wipe his sweaty cheeks I want to caress them and give him a kiss and that’s a sin against Jesus
Fish is effete because it has looser muscle fibers and a more delicate flavor, also it doesn't count as meat because of Christianity.