Which is which?

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.
- Hmm... You might be onto something here
  
  Yes, this establishment's blacklist.
- Do I have to hold my pee while I'm pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?
  
  You don't already?!??
- ngl I'd shit in the bees stall bc the other one probably nasty af
- I would say they're unisex and just pick one.

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).
Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.
- The only bees with stingers are the female ones, though.
  
  Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.
  Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.
- Birds have peckers
  
  Wow, how did I miss that??
- Wtf
  Alternate comment: I love how you need to internalize 100 years of sexism before you can relieve yourself
  
  Harmless old slang terms are now sexist. Got it.
- You're using logic in a situation where someone has to pee badly.
- Thank you for the explanation.
  As someone not too familiar with American cultures, I'd probably make an assumption and go for the (to me) more masculine bird over the docile and flower loving bee, since bees have stingers that they normally would never use and birds have beaks/peckers.
  
  I've only ever heard bird used as working class slang for a woman in Britain.
- Odd that so many people are coming out the woodwork to say they didn't know Britons fairly often call women birds.
  
  I've heard dame used more often than bird myself. Honestly, not sure I've actually heard bird used... it's like a vague sense of "I think I knew that.... right?" and my brain shrugs back.

Find a member of staff and ask where the "human bathrooms" are. Don't let them leave until they explain. Bonus points if you piss your pants while they are trying to explain.
- Look them intensely in the eye as piss streams down your leg to establish dominance.
  
  Better piss on their leg to mark your territory
- "Excuse me sir/madam, I am looking for the human bathroom as I need to pour out some liquid from inside of my body through my urethra, something we humans normally do."
- One of the most uncomfortable episodes.

Doesn't matter, just wash you hands when you're done
- don't pee on the seat and flush would be my priorities

Slang for women is “chicks” and a bit more archaic, “birds” too.
Bees have a…stinger? Dunno about that one.
- Aren't most bees female though?
  
  They are. Hence confusion with the signage.
- _prick /prĭk/ noun
  ... A small, sharp, local pain, such as that made by a needle or bee sting ... A pointed object, such as an ice pick, goad, or thorn. _
  The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition
  Suppose calling men bees is more polite than calling them pricks..

Just look for the one with a line (queue) outside.
Or be fair and pee half in each.
Or be chaotic and scrawl "Mammals" on the wall and pee under that.

If you don't have a cloaca you can't use birds
- I know some of these words
  
  A cloaca is kinda like an anus that you also piss and reproduce with.
- So anybody with a cloaca can just go around and use birds?
  It's that what you're saying?
  #outrage
  
  Have an open mind. It's 2024 for crying out loud. If they identify as a bird then of course they use birds rooms.

If you carry and deposit pollen - use the Bees, if you are laying eggs - use the Birds, else use the floor.
Bees - Male, Birds - Female
- But bees also lay eggs, and birds also carry and deposit pollen
  
  Also male birds don't lay eggs 🥚🥚
  And only the queen bee lays eggs, any bee out and foraging around is a sterile female.
  Isn't it mostly just hummingbirds that would get involved with pollen? Or are there others?
- But bees are almost only females
  
  To be honest, the gender binary makes even less sense for bees (as well as wasps, ants, hornets, termites, and other hive insects) than it does for humans.
  Hive insects have three sexes: queens (analogous to females), drones (analogous to males), and workers (which could be analogous to intersex people, but it doesn't really translate into human biology).
  
  Yeah, males are the drones.
- Wow never actually got the meaning:
  According to tradition, "the birds and the bees" is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and results of sexual intercourse through reference to easily observed natural events. For instance, bees carry and deposit pollen into flowers, a visible and easy-to-explain parallel to fertilization. Female birds laying eggs is a similarly visible and easy-to-explain parallel to ovulation. Another interpretation of the bird laying the egg is childbirth, although that is not as common.
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- I am shocked how few people know Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings? Bees (females) going flower to flower, pollinating.
  I hope those are single user bathrooms. It just simplifies things.

Honey this is an Applebee's, shit wherever you want.
- Especially in the microwave. Adds flavor.

Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.
- I once was in the restroom when my (then) boss (plus later doctor father) came to the toilet and farted as loudly as humanly possible. It was very satisfying. Happy that guy is not my boss anymore, he thought his scientific staff are his personal slaves.
  
  What is a doctor father?
- That would be nice, for small venues that only have a few stalls. However that would take a ton of rooms and money for high traffic areas like stadiums, airports, and so on.
  Just make a big trough and make new friends.
- Because men piss on the seat, and women get pissy about piss on the seat.
  
  Women also piss on the seat, some squat over the seat to avoid touching it.
  
  It's cute that you think women's bathrooms aren't an absolute train wreck.
  
  There's a reason the seats are liftable. It's to lift before you piss and if you pissed on the rim, then just use the nearby faucet to wash it down, then drop the seat back down when leaving.
  The problem is not men, but people who don't think of the next person using the thingy.
  I was in a hostel for multiple years and I used to was the toilet before and after the deed.
  Anti Commercial-AI license
  
  You should still have the standing to piss area elsewhere
  
  I went to a restaurant this week where the washroom was just one big room with full door stalls and a full door room the size of two stalls with a few urinals in it. No fear of pissing on the seat of you use a urinal. Also, just lift the seat?
  
  LOL, I worked on a construction site. The men sat for their business or used the funnel on the wall, the women hovered and wet the seat

Bees for pees, birds for tuds.
Can't remember who originally said that but it had me creasing.
- That reminds me of stingers for strings and wings for flings.
  Used to hear it all the time got me cut up like what.

Birds eat worms, so it's down to sexual preference.
- Birds also poop out the seeds they eat that helps spread them, while bees rub themselves all over the flower, covering themselves with pollen before moving on to the next flower.
  Not sure that helps answer the question, though.
  
  Oh, so I'm def a bee... I don't know what that means for these signs tho.

OP' was actually meant to take a left, but instead got lost in the back corridors of the local zoo. Regardless of the which door they chose, it ended with a senior first aid officer and a school group being traumatised.

I seriously don't know what the hell the "Birds and the bees" even refers to beyond an olde movie cliche.
- Bees carry pollen to the flower
  Birds devote time to their eggs
  
  Both can be pollinators. Both can tend to their eggs/young. As a non-native speaker, the phrase never made sense to me.
- One has a stinger and one incubates eggs I guess?
  
  Bees... Do both?
- Sex. It refers to sex.

Women are Bees. Men are Birds. Arrhenotoky OP.
Of the 60,000 bees in a hive, almost 99% of them are female! Female honey bees, or worker bees, make all of the decisions in the hive and do all of the work. There are a couple hundred male bees in a hive, but they don't do much but sit around and eat food.
https://honeystinger.com/blogs/blog/the-anatomy-of-a-hive
- Thats a little to common sense for the average American.
  I'd wager bees are boys, for bathroom purposes, cause boys have a "stinger"
  
  Maybe this isn't in America.
  That said, if it was in the UK, 'birds' would be for women, so the result would be the same.
  
  I think it's a play on words Bees -> Bs, B stands for Boy. Birds -> British slang for women.
  
  Same thought different reasoning: the expression "a bees dick" exists. There's no equivalent for birds.
  
  average American... for bathroom purposes,... boys have a "stinger"
  Exhibit A!

this is how i feel when a website presents me with a gender prompt with only two options
- Or when a webform requires an honorific and none of them is suitable. (I'll usually pick "Honorable")
  
  I love it when serious companies make it a text field, and i get my bills in a letter adressed, in all sincerity, to: Intergalactic Lord Emperor GoosLife
- Hole or pole?
  
  Void or avoid?
- This is literally the only reason I'm considering a PhD: I can put "Dr." on official documents and it'll be accepted.
  
  Citizen Hellfire

The British call women "birds" sometimes. Idk.
- Well, bees have stingers, which penetrate...
  
  Except male bees have no stingers, and almost all bees are female... So I guess that would leave us fellas as being the birds?
  Birds are cool I guess
  
  Women can be quite stingy, so that's women I guess
- Ain't that a b(ee)...
  
  I see what you did there 😏
- aha because it sounds like "births"

I'm going in and committing to whatever I find inside.

Bees have stingers, birds have peckers..
- Bees pollinate, birds lay eggs
  
  Tbf they both lay eggs.
  
  Female bees pollinate, female birds lay eggs. Both are for female?

Neither unless your a bee or a bird.

That's an easy one. Just wait for someone to come out and you'll know the answer.
- But what if they didn’t know and just winged it themselves?
  
  Haha, winged, like a bird.
  ... oh my god
- Androgyny person leaves.
- If Spongebob has taught me anything, it's that that won't work.
- Even assuming that they themselves knew where to go, that only works if it's a guy

Bees are mostly female and most birds have a pecker, so factual knowledge is the logic I would use to guide my decision.

Just select one, if you are wrong, say you are trans.
/s

It's not the right answer, but all the same, my head said:
Queen bees and Dodo birds
... - I think that checks out.

Answer the question, Claire!

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Now I'm wondering about hummingbirds.

Just pick one and piss. I've pissed in the woman's bathroom before when the guys one was full. It's not a big deal. No one cares.

Bees are all female, so...
- No they aren't, the males just live in the hive and their only purpose is to fuck
  
  You're thinking of honey bees. And no, honey bees do not "live in the hive and fuck." They fuck once mid air then die.
  
  Death by snu snu.
  
  Drones also maintain the temperature of the nest/hive.
  Additionally, carpenter bee drones defend the hive (although they don't actually have any defences, and therefore do this by repeatedly bumping into the adversary); and Asian honey bee drones help to kill murder hornets, by enveloping them (alongside other bees) and essentially cooking them to death.
  
  AFAIK bees are females, the drones are the males.
- Lol no they aren't. Honey bees have male drones. Carpenter bees have male bees that guard their nest from other bees.
- I got the stinger :p
- No they're not, that wouldn't even make sense. If all individuals of a species are of a single sex, there wouldn't be male and female, they are hermaphrodites. Bees reproduce sexually.
- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_(bee)