Percussive overton window shift

bonk frothingfash

hmm, how many rerolls we think we got in this sucker? janet-wink

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Someone get Fetterman a Cybertruck (it has poor visibility and no crumble zones)

oh it has crumble zones, but it takes a few years for oxidation to make them functional

I hope he dies

That's a senator?

Yes, in his election he ran against Dr.Oz the TV doctor

one of the funniest/most cursed elections recently
- Is the US okay?
  
  Hell, is the West okay?
  
  ("Never has been")
- Wasn't him kinda based until he got bonked in the head?
People thought he was cool because he insists on dressing like your suburban brother in law while serving in congress
- Treating Congress with the degree of respect it deserves was cool.
  
  He seemed to have progressive politics right up until he received the tiniest papercut.
- Largest adult son

The funniest turn of events the universe could give us is that a second bonk to the head turns him into the most hardcore Maoist

"... welcome to TrueAnon"
- chopped & screwed Twin peaks intro begins

What if he gets even more mask off by calling it a genocide, but still supporting it matt

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Too busy thinking about his side chick, Israel.

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

:fetterman: So, since I didn't die again, does that mean I have to get even more fasc? 'Cause, y'know, damn..."

Die in jorts, fucko

Too bad the crash wasn't 100 mph into an old school telephone pole

he was a zionist the entire time, people just ignored it before

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- 5… hundred thirty-ish
It was like being a posadist back then. Doesn't matter to anyone until the aliens show up talking about "we are here for the water and gold"

imagine if he had another stroke during his next public appearance

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- But then he gets bonked in the head with a big funny clown hammer and he becomes a twitter radlib.
- In the way that he's a moldering in his grave?

The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.

Hitting politicians on the head still sounds like a better plan for political improvements than voting for the lesser evil

The problem is each hit would make them more conservative.
- not if you hit often enough
- Yeah but horseshoe theory

When the car in front of you has a "Free Palestine" bumper sticker

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I'd do Bautista first. He's a fine actor and probably a better person than this guy, but the wrinkles on his head really bother me.

bonks in Tf2 scout

mr redditman your fired sir

Keep on lathe-of-heaven

My God the back pain I would 'suffer' if a Senator crashed into me

Have you ever read Interface by Neal Stephenson?

In the good universe this man holds the UFC heavyweight belt for 8 years straight

There's a John Waters movie called "A Dirty Shame" where people get hit on the head and it reveals a weird fetish

Bulworth (1998)