Mirror Universe Vermin Supreme
Primo Ratman
Supreme vs. Ratman. Jekyll vs. Hyde. Professor X vs. Magnito. Mario vs. Wario. Connor vs. McGregor. Scott Pilgrim vs. The world. Morse vs Frederick. The city of New York vs. Homer Simpson.
A tale as old as time.
"And then he said, if you don't vote for me, you ain't Jack Black!"
After a good career of actually being funny, Jack Black got into gaming, then Vaush, then started doing campaign speeches for Biden.
"So I had a meeting with an important man the other day. Do you want to hear about? Of course you want to." Stage right - the man in question grimaces. Biden entirely forgot that at the end of each sentence there should have been a pregnant pause to build up the joke. So like a driver panicked in a skid - Biden massively overcorrects. "That man's name was... No.... I mean - gosh darn it... I said hello Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack. Hello—"
Jack Black bounds on stage to save the president "Hellllllllllllllllllllllllo, Mr. President!" The President is frozen and staring blankly. Black tries to save him by hamming things up even more. "Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooo, Mr. President!" He's doing the best job he can of making it look scripted. Considering how awful things clearly are - he's doing an excellent job but the President is still frozen and his facial expressions are getting scary.
Black soldiers on "Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo, Mr. President!" The president moves side to side a little but now his face looks like a death mask. Black has a shot of inspiration "Gooooooood Morrrrrrrrrrrrrning Vietnam!" And the president comes out of his standing coma. "I like that movie. With Mork." Black's smile is unwavering. "Of course, of course - Mr. President."
Oh I didn't even realize that was him I thought it was America's got talent or some shit.
I never found him funny, just annoying. Even more annoying when people I knew would talk about how funny he is.
matt christman solo tour
Death to America
The runner-up in the Alternate Universe Cushbomb Cosplay Competition.
"but Dr. I AM Pagliacci"
After Ronnie James Dio died and was no longer there to guide him, Jack Black wound up in a very bad place.
Dio can you hear me, I'm lost and so alone
I can't hate Jack Black, even when he's wearing a US flag
Edit: Found out he's a huge lib. Fuck 'em.
dw i'll do it for ya
He's got a joe biden shirt on too
Genocidal B and the flag of Manifest Destiny
Large Adult Father
Jack Black putting the U.S. in Santa Claus
I always hated this man because of his try hardism personality
I respect a man who knows he's cringe and stands by it.
same.. i've never been able to stomach his obnoxiousness
"welcome to Costco I love you. oh the hotdogs are over there. yeah, still 1.99. sigh"
Those stars are trippy, wow.
Shitty Gallagher lost his sledgehammer in a checked bag.
picture of po, bowser and a younger version of himself crying into their hands superimposed infront of soyjackblack
don't even have a joke but damn Jack Black might be the first man to look good wearing the American flag. like if you put aside the fact that it's in service of a genocidal president/country you have to admit this fit goes incredibly hard
Arthur M. Wolfe and Geoffrey Burbidge noted in 1970 that the large velocity dispersion of the stars in the nuclear region of elliptical galaxies could only be explained by a large mass concentration at the nucleus; larger than could be explained by ordinary stars. They showed that the behavior could be explained by a massive black hole with up to 10 billion solar masses, or a large number of smaller black holes with masses below 1000 solar masses. Dynamical evidence for a massive dark object was found at the core of the active elliptical galaxy Messier 87 in 1978, initially estimated at 5 times 10 to the 9th solar masses. Discovery of similar behavior in other galaxies soon followed, including the Andromeda Galaxy in 1984 and the Sombrero Galaxy in 1988.
This guy samed Sam Hyde told me he'd give me 50 bucks to walk out on stage with these overalls and say thanks for coming to my ted talk
I just gotta go put on my makeup and nose.
"Welcome to Settler Days. I'm Jack Black and I'm going to show you how the pioneers used to fiddle."
there is no right answer for this
you love to see it
