Alex Jones and his fans are intrigued by Putin offer of sanctuary to conservatives

DO IT!

it will really suck to live in that country for quite a while it seems

Please go. You have my blessing!

PLEASE GOD take him up on his offer

PLEASE GOD TAKE THEM, GET THEM THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.

Can someone spread around some guides on how to apply an everything. The crocodile tears would be incredible!

So they are seeking asylum in another country? Like, to move there permanently?

Huh.

I wonder how happy Putin would be when they get this guy that is known for spreading misinformation against the government trough a whole country.

Na na na naaa

Na na na naaa

Hey, hey, hey

GOOD-BYE

Didn’t a conservative family already try living in Russia recently and found out it wasn’t all like a better version of America?

I’d be soooooo triggered if they accepted. And remember, the US is the only country that taxes citizens on foreign earnings. So you’ll have to renounce your citizenship

I can see it now, they go to Russia and expect all Russians to speak English.

Russia: You're in Russia! Speak Russian! You don't like it, go back to where you came from! Conservatives: How dare you!

What's the opposite of brain drain?

1980's conservatives: "Why don't you move to Russia if you don't like it here?"

2020's conservatives: "Why don't we move to Russia if we don't like it here?"

Hope they like their new trucks.

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Maybe they'll get the dumbest of the dumbasses to go over there, but even just the average dumbasses aren't too dumb to see that the standard of living in Russia is cold dog shit.

And then they went to Russia, where they were send to Ukraine, where they were turned into fertilizer by the shells their tax dollars got for Ukraine.

the Foreign Ministry is gearing up to issue visas to true patriots as soon as September! It's time to stand up for spiritual and moral values!

My God these people are fucking idiots.

True patriots leave their country for Russia, and to flee your country is to "stand up for spiritual and moral values". /s

Oh yes please! Move to Russia. Can easily keep denying climate change and live in the authoritarian system they prefer. Let all these guys move there, they can make up for all the men Putin killed in his stupid war with Ukraine.

Someone create a GoFundMe so we can buy him tickets.

They wouldn't dare! They don't have the guts!

Please idiots, flee to that hellscape. There you might realize how full of shit you all are.

"This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams"

This coming from the "LEARN ENGLISH, YOU'RE IN AMERICA!" crowd

Putin puts out call for Americans to conscript and fight in Ukraine?

Today’s surprise: I actually find myself grateful to Putin. GTFO, weirdos.

Please do take all the conservative brainlets and build a Gilead so we can all watch it crash and burn while you cope about foreign interference.

That last comment is really sad, because it sounds like schizophrenia.

"Good, if those still wishing to make satanic hand gestures and hidden eye symbols keep doing it and don’t stop Alex Jones I might just do that," added X user Robin Cope.

Flash forward to Russia “they’re not sending their best” comments

They should move there to have abortion rights, gun control and limited freedom of speech. All the "conservative" stuff they love.

I can't wait to see the tic-toks coming from the first volunteer MAGA battalion they send to the front. Do you think maybe they'll ask both Putin AND Trump for help as battle hardened AFU units shred their weekend warrior asses?

Good, he can go to Ruzzia and produce more, "entertainment for idiots", there.

I hope they all agree and go in one big wave, because otherwise stories of the early adopters being conscripted to die in Ukraine might dissuade the rest of them.

They can all go and make their own new Russian town. They could call it Jonesgrad or perhaps Jonestown to keep it closer to their American roots.

Don't forget to pack up some FlavorAid for those scorching Russian summers.

Good, go, and didn't let the door hit ya.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Step 1: offer sanctuary

Step 2: offer citizenship

Step 3: conscript

Hey, if you and your buddies wanna go, Alex, knock yourselves out. Seriously: get the fuck out of here, because the vast majority of us hate you for being one of the worst calibers of human.

Sound very much like the communists that moved to Soviet Union 100 years ago to build a utopia. They went and got purged by Stalin. Now it's the turn for far-right wingnuts with another former petty criminal in charge of Russia.

But dont they hate immigrants?

Bruh. They get drafted straight into the meatgrinder.

”[Putin’s] new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams," Jones posted on X. "If you're ready to reject the insane policies of your home countries that push these destructive, anti-human, neoliberal agendas, Russia is rolling out the red carpet!”

Based and fuck off to Russia pilled

I would get such schadenfreude from each and every MAGA dipshit who actually takes this offer up

I hear Kursk is lovely this time of year for Russians.

On the one hand you'll have no freedom of speech, no right to bear arms, only a limited supply of hamberders. But on the other hand LGBTQ+ hate is state sponsored and there's a strong man dictator whose boots are always available to be licked clean. But if you piss him off you'll be thrown out of a window or poisoned. Decisions, decisions.

... Wasn't there a story a few months ago about a family that had done exactly that and turns out living in Russia kinda sucks?

Fly away home little horseshoes, fly away home.

Off you trot Alex!

Please, take him up on that offer. please!

Hey a problem that solves itself. Nice.

Is there a GoFundMe to which I can donate to help with relocation costs?

Don’t forget to renounce your citizenship so you can’t come back don’t have to pay taxes…

"Good, if those still wishing to make satanic hand gestures and hidden eye symbols keep doing it and don’t stop Alex Jones I might just do that," [added] X user Robin Cope.

What are these satanic hand gestures that I am missing out on? Sounds cool.

Ship em all over there so they can be ukranian target practice dummies

The traditional value of fertilizing sunflowers in Ukraine?

Thie has all finally come full circle, huh? Putin's push to fully destabilize America, using Americans.

Ah, more stories like this one incoming

Do they need money for plane tickets? I’d be happy to pitch in

Damn Alex, that's a sore-dick deal if I have ever heard one. Carpe fuckin diem, comrade!

Getting a lot of mileage out of this one

"Stone buildings burn to the fucking ground, Eddie" - Alex Jones, via knowledge fight. They don't like Alex much, but that was an epic quote

I wonder if people who defect to north korea are also similarly dense

DEI visas

Mmm, yes. Go off and live in your fascist fantasy land

Alex would not do it. Unless he can still sell you his Big Brain Vitamins and Deep Earth Crystals. With China cutting off exchanges I doubt he would go.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

DIG THE FUCKING HOLE!!

That offer sounds AMAZING!

Good, let's contain all these fucked up neo nazis for some reason called "conservatives" in Russia.

Please, please let them all ship themselves to Siberia.

Who knew Putin was actually such a nice guy.

I’ve never felt a greater pull to donate to anything.

If Trump looses the election, I'm sure he'll take the offer. If Trump wins the election US will become Russia.

yes please. people who don't like them are intrigued as well. please do it.

Do it. Do it!!! DO IT!!! C'mon......c'mon........do it do it do it.

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So uh, I appreciate everyone's sentiment, but this would actually make our problems worse. Living in Russia does not prevent you from running a propaganda network, though sanctions might possibly interfere with supplements sales.

What living in Russia definitely does do, though, is prevent our legal system from reaching you with any form of consequences. Many of our fiercest propaganda foes do live safely in Russia where we just cannot reach them very easily, and they are still a major problem. A lot of the fake local "news" websites, for instance, are run by one single American expat, living in Russia. He just remakes them when they get taken down, he's made hundreds, all spreading a mix of copied real news and standard Russian propaganda.

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Most things, actually.

...and step 2 is up to Ukraine.

Anyway what's the latest on the long range missile limitations?

It is a trap that is hidden in the details

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