12mo ago

Fake news, fake penis...

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Power move
I'd totally do this on purpose
- As did they.
- Absolute power move.
- Assert dominance by showing everyone your dildo on live TV.
- Simultaneously a threat and an incentive!

I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
- Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
  Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?
  
  Me, though it's more indifference than active desire
  Brought my wife's bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
  It's been there for months, keeps getting put back there
  I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that's it's place now
- Imagine losing some hair like that.

- Sam is the best
- That's brilliant!!

What’s wrong with that.
- Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
  
  That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
- I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
  
  Depends on the profession, I suppose.
  Do dildo testers have a union?
  
  There's professional porn actor and prostitute probably.

What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i
- Having sex toys in a professional setting is... Unprofessional.
  
  Unless the profession is porn lol
  
  I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable
  Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn't the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it's probably the best gift that he could've gotten.
  
  Depends on the profession...
  
  The oldest profession disagrees
  
  Depends on the profession...
  
  Labeling that as unprofessional is kind of arbitrary, which was basically my point.
  Although sex is something as natural, normal and common as eating, sleeping, shitting, having hair and whatever, some religious people a long time ago felt like this was something that needed to be tabooed, which I find stupid, because it has led and still leads to a lot of problems.
  I'm glad that this started to change, but still, having some harmless sex toys on display shouldn't catch so much attention imo.
- Yeah, I'm sure the calls of 'neckbeard' and 'incel' would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.
  
  Oh they'd be 20 times louder with the hate if it was a dude and a fleshlight.
  
  Which would be equally stupid.
  Stopping to taboo sex would be advantageous for everyone.
- Her liking sex/masturbation isn't bad. It's just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.
  
  It's only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.
  
  We should continue to normalise that topic such that no one needs to feel like this is awkward.
- On a shelf though? Doesn't dust adhere to rubbery or siliconey stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.
  
  It only collects dust if it sits around for a while. If it's on the bookshelf, it's probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!

Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.
- Last time this made the rounds, it was said she didn't know the dildo was there, a friend put it there as a prank. It was also said she deleted all her social media and whatnot afterwards too. I don't have source and admit I can be totally off
  
  Good prank and also saved her friend from the horror of social media..sounds like a win win

Girthy little guy, isn't he?
- At least it wasn't stereotypically black
  
  It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
  
  Black goes with everything and hides stains better than lighter colors.

Good for her.

.... I'm not even upset. That's impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.
- Let’s see Paul Allen’s dildo.
- It's a wide unit, I'll give it that.
  
  Width is more important than length

Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?
- Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.
  
  At ALL times!
  
  But what if you have more dildos than you have orifices? If it's a suction dildo, yes, it belongs stuck to a window, preferably a ground floor front one, but if it's not suction or you run out of window space and already have a centerpiece for your kitchen table, then a bookshelf is the next most natural place.
- She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.
  So it's possible but my spidey sense is she's doing it for a laugh.
  However normal reminder, don't put anything in backgrounds that you don't want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)

Fuckin coke can of a dong

A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!

A BWC on BBC.

Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.

I've heard people say "the BBC".
I've heard people say "BBC News".
Ive never heard anyone say "the BBC News".
...
and that cock isn't even black.

What's the point of having a Horga'hn if you don't display it.

In the search for a mate, it's important to set certain expectations early on.

I swear I've seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn't seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.

The only negative thing I see there is Brian's rather backwards moralist judgement.
- I find the projection in these comments fascinating. It's someone joking about an embarrassing gaffe, not a moral judgement or anything close to slut shaming.
  
  It may not be a moral judgement, but it certainly equates shitty time and having dildo in your interview background. Almost as if it was shaming, or I don't really know what else to attribute that to

https://nypost.com/2021/01/27/woman-goes-viral-after-appearing-on-tv-with-dildo-behind-her/
Fantastic!
- What a shit site and shit article.
  There are multiple videos playing at the same time, all having the "wowowow, can you believe it? Here, loads of yellow arrows and circles for that dildo because WOWOWOWOOW!
  yeah, the thing that happened is slightly funny, but can we not be 12, please?
  
  Air horn

Girthy!

Based on coloring it would be a BWC instead of a BBC
- “Good evening, and welcome to the 7:00 news. This is Big White Cock, my name is Herschel Phazcox. Here are tonight’s top stories…”

"I'm not dickin' around fellas!"
- *phalus

I’d take that over the work week I’ve had

Think of the children!

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