You have to love Japan's image of the US.

LOL americans don't spend time "perfecting my craft," we spend time getting some other cunt to do all the work for us
- I.e. hiring some Mexicans to do it, and then bitching about Mexicans stealing our jobs.
- Nah. We spend all our time making sure that the other person can't do the work. The worst fucking thing on earth is someone allowed to actually just do their job.
Tarnation-sama.

It’s great that no matter which part you start reading first, it still makes sense.
- Even better: it still makes sense in every order. Try vertical.

So close! 😂

"M'Seperatist."
- Sepratits
I bet she only fucks in missionary position. Why not reverse cowgirl?

!Because you never turn your back on family!<
- Oooh, burn! (but not as bad as the STD 😜)

This picture is from a trip to Miami. If it's sold in America, then it's what Americans wear. I agree with Japan.

Honestly. The only thing they got wrong is the cowboy hat, and that's just because it's uncommon in most areas of the states. We'll slap the flag on anything - even things that it's "illegal" to put the flag on according to the same rules that say that you have to burn the flag if it touches the ground, like paper napkins.
- As a Dallas resident, I'd assert that the cowboy hat is a fairly common accessory for women. Not so much for men until you get way out into the rural areas. (Fort Worth Stockyards notwithstanding)
- It's actually against the flag code, which is not law. So it's at worst deeply disrespectful, depending on how seriously you take that kind of thing. But we also have this freedom of expression thing going on, which includes being obnoxious or disrespectful, so one might have a hard time getting the flag code into law in the first place.
That bikini top is absolutely the wrong size for that mannequin. It should be wearing a much larger cup size. If that were on a woman with the same proportions it would be as uncomfy as hell. Of course, I highly doubt the shop even stocks the mannequin's size at all because very few people have that big a cup size. So really the problem is that's a shitty mannequin.
- She'd slosh impressively though, if she wasn't made of fiberglass anyway.

I've been to Texas house parties. Some ladies wear these.

Also so do some men.

Dear Japan: not all white women look or dress like Tina Armstrong from Dead or Alive.

See, I look nothing like this:

🤔
- And also for your information, that is clearly a picture of uh, "American actress Jaime Pressly" who is totally a completely different person.

Wait! They don't ?!

They definitely do. It just depends on the time of year and area.
I guess some do.

You might see this in the south, especially at a lake or beach.
- I saw two different women wearing something similar last night. The cowboy hats were those cheap distressed straw hats, though.
I mean if you don't own a Stetson are you even from the states?

What do you wear riding your horse into the city to sign that paperwork for the new drill site?