Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
AAAAAAAA!!!
That's a foforkrk.
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably
someonea robotic voice
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
m'soup
You're god damn right
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it's not as effective, terrible even.
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Norway
There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Good way to eat noodles imo.
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
TIL
Not with that attitude you can't
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It's all in the wrist.
"Observe my trolley. These are my weapons..."
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
Why is he touching it though.
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
No
Ysgramor can pick up soup with a fork
I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove
User error. Just use colder soup.
Huh. That's why it is never working for me.
A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫
/s
Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?
Forks are diet spoons.
A spork is the perfect utensil.
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
Liar. Fill the slits and try to eat soup.
Unless it has got many vegetables
*brain coursens by 3%"
