I'm gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It's so cool that ChatGPT isn't allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Yes totally reliable and accurate chatpgt
Isn't Halloween always on 31 October? How's this possible?
That's why it's so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!!!!
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
I just had to explain this to my coworker...
Thank you for asking because I had no idea what's wrong with this post until I reached your comment.
You can't just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Not with that attitude it isn't.
Me: a complete dumbass.
"I could swear it happened once when I was a kid"
"...Wait a second..."
Unfortunately this won't happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don't know enough about those to check.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
It's also always either 5, 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you're on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between "day X falls on day of the week Y" events unless you're talking about February 29.
feels like this would go viral on Facebook.
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he's mocked for it
If you put that in the mirror it's kinda true, except that it's also on a Thursday this year haha
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.
Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn't, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don't exist.
♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive... ♫
Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it's kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it's a shitpost.
That is what you heathens want us to think!
Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.
I can't believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C'mon coffee, get to work.
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Oh, you don't like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s
It took your edit to realise they weren't talking about bonfire night.
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit's up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
How bendy are you?
Go get yourself a twink ig?
I think mine's cute
Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn't end.
You did it wrong pal, you're supposed to fish during the blood moon.
I prefer to cook then.
You're gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that
sorry, all out of blood moon. we do have a really nice eclipse though.
take my advice, leave the family at home for this one. you'll come back as a changed man!
What about a pale blood moon?
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could've been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better
You can work on 666 down arrows
Or 666 comments!
Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.
We deserve it ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
I'm a devout Carcinizationist. May your bucket be filled.
If we declare it "the floor is lava" day, would that mean he can't walk on earth?
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Trumps been here a while so its nothing new.
Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
