Oh shit they’re giving the dog to
64 0 ReplyWhy else would Biden have him in the cabinet?
32 0 ReplyI forgot the other meaning of cabinet and pictured a little Pete Buttigieg curled up in some oval office furniture.
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obama and pete bout to be eatin' good!
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Biden should have to behead it. The man who gives the sentence should swing the sword. This is northern justice
61 0 ReplyBiden is a southron tho
12 0 Replyyou forced the image of mothron with confederate flags for wings into my brain how could you do this
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I'm convinced this dog was a reincarnated Kennedy sent to protect the Catholic president.
59 0 Replyeach attack was a foiled assassination attempt that biden somehow mr. magoo'd his way through
31 0 ReplyDodging bullets by old-people bumbling and falling, but in slow motion like the Matrix.
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Secret Service keeps trying to pull a Praetorian guard but Commander wont have it.
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The third one is gonna have a name like "Brigadier" and it's gonna bite every secret service agent twice.
58 0 ReplyEvery time they go up a rank, their power level increases.
39 0 ReplyLet slip the dogs of war
35 0 ReplyHow much of a fucking dork do you have to be to name your dog after military ranks?
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I look forward to hearing about Biden's next dog, Colonel, continuing the campaign against the ss
54 0 ReplyBattleship, the next Biden dog, will be even more powerful and will send even more SS agents to the shadow realm
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RIP to a real comrade
48 0 ReplyPoor dog
40 0 ReplyHe only bit people who deserved it
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A timeless classic returns!
37 0 Reply“Next steps”
36 0 ReplyIt’s fine, they’re just taking him to a farm where he can bite whoever he wants and live out the rest of his days.
21 0 Replywhich will be numbered in the single digits
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We can't let rat boy get hold of brave acab comrade commander!
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Didnt they already did this tho like a while ago when he attacked some other secret service members? they are just going to bring him back again and he is going to attack ss members again
35 0 ReplyNope, you're confusing the current Secret-Service-biting dog named Commander with the Biden's previous Secret-Service-biting dog named Major.
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Utterly convinced that those dogs have prevented dozens of different assassination attempts.
35 0 ReplyFrom Wikipedia about the last dog:
"Major is not the first presidential dog to have biting incidents. In separate incidents, Franklin D. Roosevelt's dog Major (who was also a German Shepherd) bit United States Senator Hattie Wyatt Caraway, and attacked Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Ramsay MacDonald, tearing MacDonald's pants off. Theodore Roosevelt's bull terrier Pete bit numerous people, even tearing the pants off of ambassador of France to the United States Jean Jules Jusserand."
30 0 Replylmfao, uncritical support to presidential dogs
27 0 ReplyIt's not fair, he was a good boi just doing his best
20 0 Replywell
he's fired
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Do dogs have a natural anti-nonce instinct?
16 0 ReplyI think it's just that dogs have an inherent understanding of praxis
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Caraway was a prohibitionist and voted against anti-lynching legislation.
good dog
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This is the second time this happened lmao
29 0 ReplyIt’s the same dog with a fake mustache
25 0 ReplyNext dog will be wearing the Groucho Marx novelty glasses and a Hawaiian shirt.
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he did everything right and they fired him
28 0 ReplyI made a perfect bite and they fired me!
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Commander, meet at the extraction point and we'll give you the FOXDIE cure
26 0 Replyhe feels threatened by mayor pete and establishing dominance by sending more dogs to the great farm in the sky
26 0 Replyofficer involved retirement
22 0 ReplyOne thing I haven't seen anyone say yet - if you're gonna give your dog a military rank as their name, at least have something fun after it. Like Major Fluffybottom or something at least, goddamn
22 0 ReplyCommander Bidet
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Isn't this the second time he's been removed
21 0 ReplyDifferent dog, same problem. Someone was pointing out that the white house, with people constantly coming and going, the owner always busy or absent, no clear boundaries or territory, and full of people who don't want a dog around is likely the worst place for a gsd to be.
32 0 ReplyPsychopaths raise psychopathic dogs
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Only one Commander belongs in the White House and it is not the Commander in Chief.
19 0 Replyo7 o7 o7 Gone but not forgotten.
19 0 Replymayo Pete keeping a watchful eye on the situation
15 0 Replythe people were terminators
15 0 ReplyOLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
14 0 Replycommander in brief
10 0 ReplyNOOOO!!
10 0 ReplyI HAVE DOCUMENTS THAT WILL LEAD TO THE ARREST OF COMMANDER BIDEN!
9 0 ReplyComrade commander doing the people’s duty of attacking war criminals responsible for destabilizing the world 🫡
9 0 ReplyMr Commander your fired
8 0 ReplyHe's gonna go be happy on a farm upstate
8 0 ReplyThis is a cover story; it is rabid dog Biden who keeps biting the other war criminals
8 0 ReplyNoooooooooo
7 0 ReplyThe Oval Pawffice is vacant
6 0 ReplyHeroic dog trying to save his owner from elder abuse gets put down
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