Indiana Launches Anti-LGBTQ "Snitch Line," Users Flood With Memes In Protest
Indiana Launches Anti-LGBTQ "Snitch Line," Users Flood With Memes In Protest

Indiana Launches Anti-LGBTQ "Snitch Line," Users Flood With Memes In Protest

Indiana Launches Anti-LGBTQ "Snitch Line," Users Flood With Memes In Protest
Indiana Launches Anti-LGBTQ "Snitch Line," Users Flood With Memes In Protest
anyone got a link? I have… quite the meme library…
After our office consistently heard from student, parents, and teachers about objectionable curricula, policies, or programs affecting children, we launched the Eyes on Education portal.
Our kids need to focus on fundamental educational building blocks, not political ideology - either left or right.
Eyes on Education is a platform for students, parents, and educators to submit and view real examples from classrooms across the state.
The Office of the Attorney General will follow up on materials submitted to the portal that may violate Indiana law using our investigative tools, including public records requests, and publish findings on the portal as well.
To view examples or submit to the portal, select the school corporation and name of the school and upload your documents.
Upon submission, someone from our office may contact you for additional information or clarification.
Submissions to the portal will be reviewed and published regularly.
this is the most ridiculous rhetorical doublespeak I’ve seen in a while. kids need to focus on education, not political ideology, so let’s shove some political ideology down their throats? And, of course, the ass-covering BS logical absurdity that anything “objectionable” must, certainly, be unsafe for children.
I'm looking at some of the "legitimate" complaints on that page. Someone complained about inappropriate content... in Orwell's 1984.
https://www.in.gov/attorneygeneral/files/4_11_Parental-Concerns-Required-Reading-Sexual-Content.pdf
I submitted this.
Man, that form doesn't verify any contact information. It sure would be easy to flood it with genuine concern in picture format.
Use tor before they start filtering it. That’s usually what they block first. Submit from multiple IPs to make it harder to filter. Be realistic - there are websites that’ll help you generate fake names, addresses. You can even use ChatGPT to write time wasting comments. Try to avoid using real people’s names so you don’t get innocents harassed.
And just when I thought my state couldn't get much worse, we're wasting time and taxpayer money for witch hunts.
I think you missed the time and taxpayer money that has already been spent on persecuting Dr. Caitlin Bernard for performing a legal abortion on a raped 10-year-old. Rokita has been doing witch hunts for a while now.
Hello fellow Hoosier, I emailed our school superintendent last year when the stupid book banning bill thing was proposed, and then passed. I wanted to know if there would be a way to tell if people requested books to be banned, so I could go out and buy them for my kid to read. (because obviously they must be read worthy)
I followed up with him recently since the bill had passed. He did, at least, inform me that no ban requests have been made. So at least in our school there wasn't some crazy people waiting to start complaining and getting books removed. There doesn't seem to be an easy way to search for banned books though which I would like to see as an option.
Just as the Salem Founders intended
Can I get in trouble for this?
I legitimately lol'd.
I'm doing my part
This is the comedy police: You are under arrest for being funny without a license!
You'll never take me alive! I've got hostages, and they are dying of laughter!
I'd like to submit a report to your unit
Ianal. Legally? No. It's a tip line. There is no threat of harm. Just of being weird.
Unless there's some disclaimer prior to submitting saying it's the state equivalent of submitting a false police report or something... Even then, good luck trying to arrest you in a different state.
I would love to be banned from Texas or Florida if I could lol.
topics deemed to be “political ideology” in schools
Don’t you dare pledge allegiance! Don’t you dare play the anthem! Don’t you dare promote capitalism!
I still very clearly remember reading Harrison Bergeron in school and having some idiot school teacher act like "that's that socialism kids!"
How the hell is that socialism? A reference to income based taxation? If anything, following the big scary Soviet and PRC model, they'd have pumped Harrison full of roids and told him to rip a capitalist pig dog in half for his landing.
And, of course, Vonnegut agrees it isn't about socialism, no matter what American school teachers have been ordered to teach.
https://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/may/05/vonnegut_lawyers_could/
I mean you wanna be technical about it socialism is a much wider spectrum of ideas than Communism. There are definitely people who define it strictly by the presence of the worker co-op or as anti-capitalist but that's one floating idea in a nebula. Market Socialism for instance is basically a blend of capitalism and socialism where things like capitalist incentives are still maintained but regulated and systems of social support are expanded to make up for the gap of the whole capitalist "not my monkey not my circus" washing of hands of social responsibility to be an active part of a community. It's basically anti-capitalist in the same way putting up a privacy fence is anti-neighbor... So a wide spanning income based taxation could be construed as sort of Socialist but its basically the air we breathe as far as a norm goes.
But Harrison Bergeron is more like the Conservative satire of what "Cultural Marxism" looks like in practice. The strawman idea that is designed to make people clutch their individuality and random blessings like something someone wants to forcefully take away from them... It's a metaphor for things like social programs and inequality conscious measures that lift up disadvantaged people to allow them access to participate in society but not a particularly good one as it pre-supposes that lifting someone up is the same thing as crushing persecution of the naturally gifted.
Your teacher was half right, the story is about Socialism but it's a hostile framing of Socialism in complete bad faith using the conventions of science fiction to paint an overblown dystopia with hyperbolic absurd metaphors that underline the anxieties anti-civil rights advocates had when it was written.
The whole thing makes more sense when you consider that hardcore disability advocacy groups that started the path to creating the ADA basically was beginning to gain traction when the book was being written.
We gonna have to Stonewall all over again nationwide, aren't we?
I'm not gay myself, but the math is simple: is it human?...then it has human rights.
Well that's the thing, the haters don't think queers and non-white people are human.
And that is why we STOP DEFENDING THEIR FREE SPEECH
Can someone try to "Little Bobby Tables" them? Just put some SQL injection shit to make the servers more of a dumpster fire?
I've worked with a bunch of government agencies and the chances of a SQL injection are low. Not because they're good, but because they'll use some kind of framework to speed up development which will have injection prevention baked in.
😔 Damn.
Ctrl+c ctrl+v strikes again!
I imagine sending memes is not illegal, SQL injection attacks might be.
No end to the stupid things US politicians will spend money on.
To be clear, this is a cristofascist Republican politician doing this.
That's the crazy thing, there's too many of them. It also sits in a very stark contrast to what I learned about the requirement to cover up other people's flaws and sins.
It is neither permissible to spy on the Muslims nor to reveal their faults because Allah says (what means): {And do not spy.} [Quran 49:12]. I'm not well versed in Christianity but shouldn't snitching be a sin in itself?
So, it could be any of the 3/4ths of sitting politicians
What religion are they members of?
But never healthcare.
As someone who figured out my gender using calculus (mapped dysphoria over time and found the derivative. Yes that is way too much work) I may have to do a troll
Is a “chicks with dx” joke acceptable here?
Damn right it is
Acceptable? You might win the Internet for the day.
oh, that was good
You can ever accommodate a partial derivative
Wow, in Doctor Who back in the 70s he runs in a classmate from Galifrey who calls him ( an equation) abbreviated as "Theet Sigma".
I like the idea that there was something about the doctor that they didn't understand about themselves and had to do the math. Not sure if that would make the equation part of the question or answer but it's interesting.
Thank you, hope you're on a lovely path.
Thanks, it was definitely a strange experience but learning calculus gave me new frames of reference to think of all sorts of problems and that was one of my major problems at the time. It’s part of why I think that math and science are just as important as the humanities for well roundedness even if you’ll never use them. They teach you to think differently just like history and literature do.
And yeah it was fuck 9 years ago now. I transitioned shortly after and am now at the point I spent so long hoping to get to where it’s all in my past.
That's actually incredible finding out your gender with calculus lol what an awesome way to find out lmao
And then what, send the teachers and kids to re-education camps?
Isn't this the same kind of thing some people get upset at China over?
Wtf.
Well yeah but it's okay when Republicans do it because Murica.
Because capitalism! FREEDOOOOM! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
(assuming you're white and straight, preferably male)
Excuse me, but as a Hoosier, I expect you to always use the full title when discussing Mr. Rokita: Attorney General, Colossal Shitrag and Future Governor Todd Rokita.
Why yes, it does suck here.
Our choices for governor are embarrassing.
In Oklahoma we have Kevin Stitt who is an anti-vaaxer corporate shit who owns gateway mortgage company, which also just opened a new line of banks... This guy is a clown worthy of Barnum.
Texan here. I'm in hell.
There’s an old Ohio saying: “at least it’s not Indiana”
In making the announcement on the Tony Kinnett show, livestreamed on YouTube, Rokita stated that investigators would pore over submissions and post any they believed to be credible onto a publicly viewable database.
In other words, they're not going to act on the ones that don't align with their own political ideology.
From the list of reports:
The script for Eurotrip, with a note not to tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooooooooooooow
Fionaaaaaaa
Thanks for reminding me that in 7th grade I knew a kid named Scotty who had a crush on a girl named Fiona and we used to sing this song for him. Gave me a good laugh, thanks.
I'm thankful they included a link to the portal. I've got some urgent reports to send them.
I HOPE YOU FUCKS LIKE THE SCRIPT TO THE BEE MOVIE
edit-hahahaha the article mentions that
Including a direct link to the form in the very first sentence of the article is such a baller move by the author.
I was pleasantly surprised by that! Legendary journalism!
Why do the hard stuff like work to materially improve the lives of everyone in your state when you can do the easy thing like whatever the fuck this is?
Glad to have alerted them to this very important situation developing in the city of Fuckhole, Indiana. o7
I may have a new hobby
If you want to generate some random shit for the comments:
head --lines=99 /dev/urandom > random.txt
then copy and paste. Or just use copypastahttps://hipsum.co/?paras=5&type=hipster-centric&start-with-lorem=1
/dev/urandom can be filtered by a machine (entrophy), this should at least pass the entrophy test.
Oh good shit!
Why can't they use the recommended on PornHub like the rest of us?
There's no louder way to telegraph that you are in the closet except by creating an anti-LGBTQ hotline. This is going to be the new Grindr.
...It's entirely possible for straight people to be homophobic. In fact it's shown time and time again
Yeah but it’s fun to think about and given no other information in such a vacuum, I’m going to concoct some amazing theories. Fuck em.
May the power of memes and the Internet trip the damn boomers.
This fuckin' boomer puke whut lives in Asswipe, IN approves.
This is like when a little boy has a crush on a girl but pretends they're disgusted by them and their cooties. I suspect there's more projecting going on here than a voice-throwing competition.
Everything that a conservative does is in the name of their own, personal insecurity. It's all projection of their internalized fear and self-disgust.
nobody should use chatgpt to generate long rambly paragraphs complaining about nothing in particular with no point or ending or punctuation coupled with maildrop.cc as a temporary email
Thank you for your service.
I wouldn't dare think of it
Our kids need to focus on fundamental educational building blocks, not political ideology - either left or right.
From the page. Odd that they claim that, yet every single report they found worth publishing further down the page is about stuff they consider 'left'.
Can you report that hypocrisy to them with a picture?
Not all heroes wear capes
Is the Lemon Party image still around? That would be horrible...
Figures that the right hates "socio-emotional learning". Could maybe help make people less shitty, and that'd mean fewer conservative voters
Emotional intelligence is a four-fold better predictor of economic success and family stability than is intelligence quotient. The right has always been about preventing people from managing their emotional reactions. Their whole shtick is trying to control other people so they never actually have to learn to control themselves. It's literally always projection with them.
It’s literally always projection with them.
Guess why they're so obsessed with "white genocide"
I'm not gay right now but possibly when I retire I'm gonna retire as gay. This ruins all my gay plans! What's wrong with these guys? There's nothing wrong with two perfectly sound of mind adults loving each other mentally and physically. I think we just need a federal law to protect us all from religious nuts. The LGBTQ+A acknowledgement act of 2024? How about that? Need some bacon on it? Okay, in small writing it allows the invasion of Iran, and 3 trillion aid to Ukraine. Oh, and Republicans can own slaves now, but here's the catch, the slaves must be Republican originally and white and can only perform sex acts as slaves. If you own a slave you must carry said slave around with you at all times. Can that work? No? Ok if you're republican you can have sex with your own relatives given that your relatives are already Republican on their own and have down syndrome insurance paid for before the acts. Abortion will be fully illegal for any Republican male, punishable with removal of the balls or entire penile removal if it was outside of the Republican party. Also Republicans reserve the right to bare arms and run diesel engines within the confines of their garages... Preferably at the same time. Garages must be made bulletproof.
YA LIKE JAZZ, MOTHERFUCKER?
Trolled with the following image.
https://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/uploads/monthly_07_2015/post-14892-0-63234200-1435938263.jpg
Psst.. just post it with link markup but no descrioption and an ! in front like this 
for it to show up in the comments:
Gratzi.
Guess I know what I'm doing when I get off work tonight!
Good for the users.
That's called FREEDOM and A SMART USE OF TAXPAYER MONEY!
No, you.