redditors consider this good content lmfao

More like run on sentence horror.

, : ; doing a lot of heavy lifting

Seriously it defeats the purpose of being two sentence horror if both "sentences" are just a full paragraph with no punctuation.
- Using find and replace on War and Peace to replace all periods with commas and claim victory over the sub
- That’s just the average literary author
Ah, well: nevertheless;
This is ADHD slander

There's a little tiny nugget of an interesting horror idea here, maybe reflecting the artificiality of suburban American dream nuclear family life, maybe that it's all a lie and the people you love and count on could abandon you any second, but it was done in the most awkward way - and tying kink is just weird lol. I don't think anyone could do a 24/7 dynamic and then just... walk away lol

but it was done in the most awkward way

This is the real horror. Making it about kink aside, this gave me flashbacks of being unable to explain ideas as a child.
- Yeah this screams teenager with decent imagination and a critical eye towards social constructs, but hasn’t developed the skills to express those in a smooth, articulate manner.
And it's been done better years ago in a song as well. The lines "And you may say to yourself this is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!" From Once In A Lifetime is basically that, but good.

If your two sentence horror requires an essay to actually make sense, it isn't really "two sentence" horror, is it?

Two sentence horror is always garbage. Its always a run on sentence with bad punctuation that overexplains bullshit and then "but baby ded"

Counterpoint: I told him to pass me a soda. Little did I know that it was ✨spooky soda✨
There was like, maybe 20-50 good 2 sentence horror ideas. They've all been posted already, it's just 2 paragraph horror now.
but baby ded is so such a good encapsulation

shines flashlight under face

but it wasn’t 😱

That sub is really scary

if you're a punctuation mark.

Love my two sentence horror story to contain an additional paragraph of lore you have to read to understand it.

Average r/TwoSentenceHorror post:

Trying my hand at two sentence horror:

It’s my 80 anniversary. Walmart has promised i will get shorter shift today and a donut.

You should post this one in the subreddit.

My apologies if this one missed the mark. Here is the explanation: pee pee poo poo

but it wasn't

Damn got a master scribe here

[Sentence 1]. [She/he/they] died ten years ago.

Lmao I've been missing these amateur translators. It was always fun to see their notes scrabbled in the margins of manga as well.
- It's nice having some nerd explain cultural and linguistic nuances instead of just like editing rice cakes into donuts

this is tiktok romance author levels of hilariously bad

Wonder if that might actually be underhanded anti-BDSM/anti-sexual roleplay propaganda

Doubtful. The “artificial sexual life” trope has been around for a while now. Most recently, Her and Blade Runner 2049 come to mind
- Nah the Reddit post reads like some weird anti-kink/anti-abortion shit

Two sentence horror, especially the construct of the subreddit, is that of a setup and punchline. A joke. The title is first given, setting up a tension, and then when you click on it, it releases the tension with one sentence. A punchline.

Longest two sentences of my life

That dropped baby's name? Alfred Einstein. And there, hanging behind the babby, WAS THE HOOK

"No, John, you are the demons."

And then John was a zombie.

It's true, I was the large-adult-son

What is this: a dark comic bit? This makes no sense...

But then who is the baby? The baby is you.

kaneki

this was funnier when it was the series finale of Newhart

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There are much more than 2 sentences in that post

I’m not going to hate on this too much because it could be a young kid dipping their toes into fiction-writing. A lot of my early stuff is very cringe lol

Me thinking back to high school literature class, then curling into a ball and rolling into the trash in shame.

I feel like a seven year old could write one better than this

Westerners when the american dream isn't real: HORROR!

If I had a nickel for every twosentencehorror post I've seen about throwing babies I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice