Trump Claims He Will Debate Biden 'ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANYPLACE'

Yea, Timmy. Wanna fight after school? Wait, you do? Well, I would, but my mommy said I can't.

Remember when Musk and Zuckerberg were gonna fight? Feels a lot like that, but older and somehow even less interesting.

I have a proposal...

Anywhere? Okay, how about at the bottom of the Mariana trench?

No debate unless trump agrees to mic cut off after turns

by debate he means he will childishly shout over anyone he's on stage with constant bullshit and juvenile rhetoric - no thanks. having seen trump in debates I honestly question anyone silly enough to try, he'll never 'debate', he just gish gallops bullshit until his minders come to change his diapers.

So this means he's Definitely refusing to debate him. What a shit. Murica, you vote this guy in and I think I'm all out of sympathy.

He's lying. He wouldn't do it if it was moderated by Jon Stewart or Mehdi Hasan.

And yet he cowardly backed away from a debate with Sanders

Trump doesn't debate anyone ever. He shows up and steamrolls the other person with his version of reality.

And when he's done, he flips the table, shits on it, and then declares victory...

...and his base fucking eats it up with a -smile.-

It's baffling.

Gay bar. Do it.

Anywhere AND anyplace? Stable genius. Given his bouts with slurring and dementia I'd like to see him get shredded by Biden.

Underoath in a court room?

I'm baffled that the republicans thought putting a senile proven fraudster, insurrectionist and sexual predator with a bunch of pending court cases against him was a good idea..

Except you know, in real life

Ok. On the treadmill, at the gym.

If Biden does debate Trump, he needs to hit Trump with his rape conviction AND the $83 M judgement, tax evasion by fraud that will cost Trump another $450 M, and the multitude of civil suits that are coming. Being president does not affect civil lawsuits. And when Trump loses AGAIN, he is looking at years of prison, at the absolute minimum sentences. Hit Trump again and again for always being a loser. Remember how Obama roasted Trump? Biden can remind Trump how he was owned by Obama. Biden needs to hit Trump with the volcano roast. Trump is an emotional baby. Once Trump gets overwrought, he will be a babbling a word salad of gibberish.

How about a fucking nursing home and they can both stay there when it's over.

"at the end of this kind of long hallway"

Sweet Jesus. After watching the SotU Address, Biden is going to mop the floor with this schmuck.

This is the first time I've truly not cared at all about whether or not there is a presidential debate

That would be great if he was actually able to debate. Instead, he'll interrupt and yell, sling insults, and not answer any questions. Biden should 100% not debate him. He should say "I'm not going to debate with a felon, or anyone that is responsible for an insurrection"

Invite that dumbass to a debate and spring a geography and US history test on him. It'll be hilarious.

I really want Biden to start punching. He should make a video of Jill hugging him and look at the camera and say “Donald, that’s what they do when they love you.”

Trump lost every debate he has been in. Biden needs to get Trump to agree to 3 debates right now.

46 should know not to debate 45 because 45 is an idiot.

Never get into arguments with idiots, the will drag you down to their level and beat you with expirence.

Besides, we havent had a real debate since the advent of cable TV... Just dont bother of your not in it for the spectacle.

... except for the third debate in 2020

May I suggest the humble Four Seasons? Would be great if we could Rudy Giuliani to serve refreshments to the audience.

US-American presidential race finally becomes what it was always meant to be - a WWE match.

The orange pathological has a shit load of lies that nobody could possibly keep up with

Biden should decline. It's the winning move. Remember the last debates Trump did? Yeah, those weren't good for anyone. Just let trump keep getting amped up about it then decline. It's when he gets cocky and starts calling Biden scared he should go with the sole purpose of dunking on Trump. Dont talk to the American people. Just dunk on trump.

Thnk you for reading my fan fic.

The center of an active volcano sometime before November

The pit of a volcano

He cannot debate. He yells. Acts as a rotten child. There is no benefit to Biden.

Biden should not be debating seditious criminals.

Pretty sure Trump still has an arrest warrant in Iraq.

Alright so we should get him to show up to a live interview on something and ask him the question, have biden in the back come out right then...

Debate deez nuts

"Old men yell at each other, both believing their opponent is a cloud."

I'm voting Biden to attempt to stave off the fascist, but having 2 senile men argue with each other would be entertaining to say the least.

Just let them both sit and have little snacks and Ensures available during it, no need for elder abuse.

If it were sanctioned by the league of women voters I'd be happy, otherwise not really worth it

[x] doubt

'debate'

At public hearing of Hunter Biden. Get it all over with. Let the man speak.

Haven't we heard this before like 20 times... And he never follows through.

Just not in a CPD-moderated forum.

Yeah right!

Also have y’all seen this fukin sheet 🤦‍♂️

alt-text: screenshot from RCP source showing an orange criminal is polling better than our president

Tomorrow night, my bathroom. Let's go!

BOOORING! Debate Slavoj Zizek!

Bring it.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Donald Trump is only a few hundred delegates away from securing the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, and after a dominating performance on Super Tuesday and the withdrawal of his last GOP opponent, Nikki Haley, Trump really, really, wants to debate President Joe Biden — or so he claims.

“It is important, for the Good of our Country, that Joe Biden and I Debate Issues that are so vital to America, and the American People.

Trump’s debate-me fever is a stark reversal from his recent position on debating his political opponents.

Throughout the Republican primaries, Trump outright refused to participate in the debates hosted by the Republican National Committee, instead holding competing rallies and airing an interview with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson at the same time his rivals took the stage.

Now that his nomination at the July RNC convention is all but guaranteed, Trump is quickly shifting into general-election mode and wants to get in Biden’s face as soon as he can.

Jean-Pierre did not confirm if Biden would be participating in the traditional pre-election presidential debates, and directed questions about the matter to the president’s campaign.

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The man is the head of a semi-terrorist organization of weaponized autism, a debate is his goal because his supporters don't gaf what he says

Biden is so slow, he would never even get to speak. The other old moron would just yell delusional nonsense non-stop.

The fucking clash of the farts that should be in special care.

EDIT: to any US people thinking both sides bad: Biden is a functional old man, Trump is a christo-fascist moron who will rip the US from the international community. Also an old man.