Fellas… my wife just emasculated me by kissing me and saying she loves me in front of the guys. WTF is wrong with her?! AITA for wanting a divorce?

you need to assert dominance by kissing the guys in front of your wife, that'll show her

Wtf bro, you out here kissing your wife? That's kinda gay bro

fr bruh, she kisses dudes. now you kissed dudes. Better go a kiss a dude so you can kiss all the women he kissed and even it out

NTA (not the alpha)

This is so stuuuuuuuuupid make me stop laughing

Have her emasculate other men by kissing them in front of you.

it's the only way to save face at this point

Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?

I can't imagine anything more gay. Do you talk about your feelings and kiss and stuff?
Sounds pretty goddamn gay to me.
I bet you say sappy shit and give her compliments too. So gay.
You mean legally commit to hang out with a woman? Sounds pretty gay to me.
- Very
Look, do I like my top bro better than I like my wife? Yes. Do I reserve all of my deference and respect for him while treating her like a means to an end? Also yes. What was the original question again?

There's a woman in your marriage? Forced diversity much?

DEI consultants? In my traditional marriage? It’s more likely than you think.

You need to have a talk with your wife. Ask her how she would feel if you made her do an overly complicated handshake, including a chest bump, ending with saying "J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS" in front of her girlfriends. Maybe she will understand and learn some empathy.

Lawyer up and hit the gym, bro

Not the asshole, only weak women show affection.

My wife gives me baths and prepares all my meals WITHOUT affection like a true trad cath

nothing gayer than the love between a man and a woman

find a religion comrade, thats a slippery slope right there

Ask her if she thinks you're gay and if she says no tell her only gay guys let their wives kiss them in front of other guys.

What are the guys gonna watch? How gay. Why does it make me excited?

Not only should you hire a divorce lawyer immediately but I would strongly consider suing for emotional damages.

:emotional-damage:

You can still save it. Confidently maintain eye contact with her and piss your pants to assert dominance.

DON'T let her get away with this!

It’s like a squid inking EVERYWHERE

Clearly she is gaslighting you with kisses. Immediate grounds for divorce.

goddamn bro she might as well be pegging you in front of your boys.

divorce her.

I recommend an open discussion between you, your wife, and her boyfriend about this incident and the feelings everyone experienced

Hit the gym and lawyer up

Delete gym, lawyer hexbear, and hit a fascist

Not at all. A true manly man would only marry another man

I believe a strictly male gay polycule is scientifically called “a fraternity”

This is way beyond divorce territory, you need to hire a hitman

My wife smashed a wine tumblr over my head because I asked her if she could keep the life-size Taylor Swift standee in her woman cave.

lmao look at this loser, his wife loooooves him! agony-soviet

I’ve gone full circle and now believe this is unironically Ryan Gosling don’t ask me why

We have other celebrities on this site like Margot Robby and Dirt_Owl, so it only makes sense.
- JT erasure

your friends know you're gay now farquaad-point

Death to America

If you don't have the self confidence to be emasculated for fun, you might need to go to an Alpha training camp. They're pretty affordable too, only like 20k. Then you can come back and love her like a real man.

Edit: thank you all for the updoots and rewards gold-ancom