What's the Hex Party Line on this??? (CW: discussion of sex)

Real sex has never been tried

AES is me and ur mom
- actually existing sex

where do people work that this needs to be labeled nsfw

Technically the whole bear site NSFW because I can't have my boss knowing that I'm a communist
hello i work at the volcel factory
- i thought you worked at the shid, fard, and doodoo ass factory
where do you work that you get paid for looking at sex memes
edit: hexbear not beating the labor aristocracy allegations
- i work at the sex meme store

It all depends who you do it with. Sex is dialectical.

Best take tbh

If it's done right somewhere between the bottom two corners of course

Tee-hee you said bottom

I think the top is actually the synthesis of the left and right, and the left and right are in a dialectical relationship. 🤔

Ooooh tell me more about dialectical relationships
- On the one hand we have sex as a loving, romantic, close relationship. This is in direct contradiction with sex as being violent, animalistic, and egotistical. Yet they are both equally true opposites, the dialect between them is sex. Hence, sex is sex.

Definitely more towards the bottom left corner than anything else. Honestly, sex is what you make of it.

Nobody better be MAKING any sex here!

Sex is fun but have you ever played video games with a person of your preferred sort and had both a little romantic tension and good teamwork? 10/10

The left one fr

relevant 🥺👉👈

I'm going to got with "no investigation/experience, no right to talk"

The sex-havers are in there!

Set blasters to full, men!

Idk about all that, but my partner and I just did it minutes ago and came at the same time. Not here to contribute, just wanted to brag.

Congrats on the sex
- Thanks!

bottom left with maybe a little bottom right as a treat

Fourth corner, sex is illegal

Volcel Police!!

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

Basically this, but for fucking

In conclusion, the father is in the son and the son is in the father. Know your roots

Son ... is in ... Father
Is this a USA porn thumbnail title generator?

hits blunt It's about categories man, it's ontological bro

Are two people who are comfortable with touch but who don't fuck never going to have full 100 percent closeness with each other? Is sex actually sex without an orgasm? At what amount of friction does it become sex?

Seems like sex isn't just sex, sex is instead what I'm not having

At what amount of friction does it become sex?
Mormons have entered the chat
- oh shit I brought it upon myself

i have trauma around all of it so i oscillate to every corner and then some secret unnamed fourth thing (sex is disgusting)

i have the most fun when the dial is down between the bottom corners but that's rare.

The sex party line

Ace/aro, and bottom left is me when it happens.

I wish this thread had more /j and /srs

sex is uncomfortable and a turn-off

Sex is incredibly varied in intention and execution and attempts to boil it down inevitably lead to stunted conceptions of consent and desire

sex is the joke that never gets old, and birth is the punchline

I will just randomly say "69" to my teen coworker and he'll start giggling like a... younger teenager.
- he gets it

sex is good and fun

Philosophically, I'm at the top. I was thinking today of when I was deeper in the kink scene. When you're so involved, porn and sex are just kinda things. You can casually look at some wild stuff and be like, "neat, anyways...".

Realistically, I'm at the bottom center.

Hexbear, honestly feels like middle of the right side.

Yes

I definitely subscribe to the bottom left one, despite not really being interested in sex. I just prefer to see it that way because it's more interesting and dramatic.

Sex is bourgeois decadence

Sex is like fight club. We do not talk about sex.

sex is like fight club. you do it with men in a church basement.

All three at once, except the depressing part

Sex is just sex. You stick your peg A in my hole A, maybe hole B if I'm generous, and we enjoy ourselves. Don't really care about the rest.

that’s right, it goes in the square hole!

Sex is gay

To me it is obviously all of these, but also I don't think the bottom two really exist as opposites. I think there can be a lot of overlap between being as close to another person as possible and a violent, animalistic act. Two people become the relationship between their bodies in that space of extreme contact and participation in a thing that necessarily is composed of both of them merged into the act. There can be an temporary erasing of both selves into the act. This isn't to say that there isn't a distinction between "making love" and "rutting," just that sometimes they share aspects.

sex is stuff

Uhhh sorry I'm calling the Volcel Police

Why not the entire troika?

Sex is Haram.