Picture of an average Hexbear poster, 2024 (colorized).

The sentiment that everybody you don't like is a foreign agent is a symptom of a very rotten society.

Many people claiming it may be a symptom of a rotten society, but many people actually believing it is a symptom of irreparable stupidity (yes libs, I know you're reading this)
It's really funny because nearly everyone hates 'the government', but when you suggest that maybe the system itself is also to blame, you're suddenly a 'foreign agitator'
- If not voting helped overthrow the government in any way maybe you'd have a point
America is so free that you can even be a communist however it's impossible that you would be far left if you are not a foreign agent and therefore you are punishable by death for infiltrating the country

Average “US election” between democrats and republicans

The USA is much more responsible for nazi Germany than people realize.
- Lebensraum is literally just manifest destiny
- I can't believe that was responsible for this, too! Where does his influence not reach?!

liberals actually believe this bullshit

I wish I could make money doing this.

If I was getting paid I'd be posting more and doomscrolling less
- Getting into the flow state where I'm not even reading the headlines, just pure posting.

Jesus, Americans are stupid.

Education and media, horrendous food quality and no exercise.

Y'all are gonna hurt our fedposting 's feelings.

Doesn't the average US citizen not vote or vote for a minor party candidate in most presidential elections?

Yes and they’re all tankies
I think a plurality don't vote, which isn't quite as dire but still pretty grim in terms of popular participation
- During the 2022 midterms only 52.2% of the eligible population actually voted, meaning roughly 26% of the population in either bourgeoise political party determine the course of political economical development of the entire nation, which means roughly 65-70 million voting-age Americans out of 333 million total americans plus other non-citizen residents

Clocking in to post at the lemmy factory.

The benefits are amazing. Its much better than my last job at Langley.

You can always tell who isn't really an American because they give it away by opposing genocide.

Well it is foundational to the US. In a way, being anti-genocide really is anti-American

Whoever has left their pelmeni and borscht in the office fridge for the last 4 weeks please throw it out it's starting to smell

Is this image from the recent bizarre turn into promoting Russian esports?

The apotheosis of Russian esports is super delayed considering their CS and DOTA skills are legendary. The announcements were so goofy too, you've got to love it.

Plus haven’t most of the Russian players been vocal about not supporting the war? Lmao. They’re punishing people who support their cause just because ruzzia
- IDK you're gonna have to relay the gaming journalism about "RuZZians joining army esports team because they don't want to fight for Donbas" to me, not aware
Honestly, there being some variety in who gets pandered to in esport titles would be nice. Fighting games need fewer pop-idol catgirls* and more squat-dancing bearmen. Zangief can only hold down the fort for so long, and no Beowulf doesn't count.

*you, the person reading this, can be a catgirl and that's just fine. Personal catgirl practices are very different from their depiction in media
- I think the military promotion of esports is long overdue from the Russian higher-ups and it clocks in with their cyber culture being a bit delayed on some things (like their particular variety of Redditor-esque reactionary cringe pandering compared to Ukraine which has been called "2014 neckbeard posting vs 2022 combatfootage psychopath posting" and it tracks for me) and ahead on others such as piracy

o7 to our boys in uniform. Couldn't do it without you all in the 101st Regular Posting brigade

Liberals will never accept that even if Russia, China, and Iran did not exist at all, people would still think this government is flopping hard right now.

i like how they gave them freeze-gamer chairs to sit in while doing their official military shit

Reporting for duty sir 🫡. Ready online to sow dysentery in the ranks with my interference into burgerland. 🫡 Love to serve

Oh shit they found me, time to ask the CPC for a job instead!

this is a picture of the four stack I run into on Tarkov regularly.

that's right, conrad

I so wish I could get paid to be terminally online.

First of all how dare you doxx me

Hey comrades I have a quick question are we supposed to dry clean our uniforms or is delicates ok?

You can take it to the office's laundry department on floor 4 and they do it free of charge, though if your daily post count isn't high enough they ask for a small fee but I'm usually ok with paying it, it's like 50 rubles/4 yuan which is pretty cheap!
- I’d be living in paradise with dry cleaning at this price