If she's my girlfriend, she's not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she's not 100% straight after all
My wife would probably divorce me for having a girlfriend I didn't know about
I rejoice at having a girlfriend
What happens? Well, I just got a girlfriend!
About the files, I don't even remember what's in there.
So much random stuff.
90 random PDFs some of which is books I planned and still plan to read, but firstly I need to somehow gain some understanding in mathematics
Files recovered from 128MB MicroSD card I found on sidewalk some years back
Files recovered from my tablet I had when I was 8
Files recovered from mom's old phone
Copies of DVDs I own as .iso files
1,118 songs I've been collecting since I was 8
54 "Educational videos" - Electronics plus GSM cracking series
Leaked source code of FarCry because why not
212 pictures of Hatsune Miku
Never Gonna Give You Up video
1,739 Screenshots
22 Firefox buttons and banners
140 satellite images received with my SDR
1,553 Photos (Camera)
3 websites downloaded with wgetAnd 10s of thousands of insignificant files I don't even remember. But that's just my phone's SD Card. I don't delete stuff, at most I move it to directory named
ZZZ_Garbage.Neat, free backups! Thanks!
Nothing. She has a login on my system and can access pretty much anything already, minus emails and dropbox I believe. But there's nothing worth hiding either.
She gets bored looking at it all, probably. The most interesting thing I there is nudes of her.
Ok, she would get a little annoyed with all the pictures of her sleeping. She hates me taking photos of her asleep.
None of my shit is encrypted because none of my shit is interesting enough to warrant it
🤷
My SO already has my files, encrypted or not, on their NAS (part of an arrangement where I keep my backup on their NAS, and they'd keep their backup on my NAS--once I manage to have one). I doubt they even gave it a look.
I get nervous about her discovering I'm married to someone else.
I get incredibly anxious about her finding incriminating things that I didn't do and I know don't actually exist, but what if they do somehow?
She has admin access on my server and can see everything so she already has that. We spend pretty much 24/7 together anyways so nothing to hide in the first place.
She doesn't even look at them most likely
A copy? Not possible unless she builds a NAS
Absolutely nothing, other than maybe her questioning my data storage habits as it's all trash.
Not really much. Now if my wife would get the dump the story might be a bit different.
I don't think much would happen if my girlfriend or my wife had access to my files.
I have a 40tb NAS that I store most of my /home directory on, so I can share it between my desktop/laptop/steam deck. The only local files are coding projects, games, or device specific configs. My wife has access to all of it, and has never said anything.
I wouldn't be worried about the files but more about my wife finding out that I have a girlfriend.
My wife would probably try to have sex with her.
Dies of boredom
Pornography starring Scout's mother.
I get excited that I have a girlfriend. Although I don't know what she wants with my game saves. 🤷🏻♂️
"Why do you take so many goddamn pictures of our cat?"
"Why wouldn't I?"
She’d probably ask my why I have full archives of a lot of old websites, and why I have archives of everything I have ever written for school or work.
Hypothetical Girlfriend would probably wonder why everything is so disorganized.
A great deal of confusion, I imagine. I don't have a girlfriend, and since I rarely even leave the house on my own, I doubt my wife would believe that I do.
Either she is nerdy AF, at which point I am going to get silly and probably scare her off, or she is going to be extremely bored hopefully she gets the hint and that will scare her off.
You good bro?
Blink three times if you need help.
She tells me how intensly geek and boring my life is, before asking me to fix something on her computer.
Depends. Does she know about my wife and kids?
Nothing. She has no time to read Excel spreadsheets.
I'll just replace "girlfriend" with "wife" since I am married —
Nothing happens. My wife knows me well. There isn't anything I think would surprise her.
She'd probably blush because I have a lot of pictures of her I never bothered to send her.
It's all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.
nothing because I am paranoid
She'll be confused about the situation but it's not like I have any strange files or anything, if that's what you mean
My parents would finally be proud that im not longer gay
Delete System32
Which girlfriend are we talking about here?
nothing much
Not much probably, even discounting the fact that I have no girlfriend I am so bad at keeping files ordered that it is pretty hard to actually find stuff by following file paths and even then the most incriminating things that I have are just loads of pirated games.
What would my girlfriend possibly want to do with my awful photography?
i haven't hidden files from my pass two girlfriends. the had complete access to my computer, and i showed them where all the risque stuff was at. while i dont have one now, if i had a girlfriend, we'd probably have some kinky sex.
An avalanche of boredom ensues.
Also a great disappointment in my interest in Linux memes.
Nice try, Lady.
She gets to enjoy a ton of porn, all of the songs I've written, all my games, some anime.
Most probably outcome from her face; disappointment.
Our sex is about to get a lot freakier
i have a girlfriend
Jack shit.
Who saves things like porn these days? It's everywhere on the internet, whats the point?
My unencrypted files go straight into
/dev/nullI die most likely
