seems cozy to me
1 0 ReplyHow do you wipe?
1 0 ReplyMirrors on both walls
14 0 ReplyGet a much smaller toilet, or move to a bigger house.
2 0 ReplyWouldn't the bigger house make the bathroom seem even smaller?
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I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!
4 0 ReplyI'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.
3 0 ReplyUse this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.
2 0 ReplyPaint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.
9 0 Reply5 0 ReplyPut a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls
4 0 Reply..or like that Jamiroquai music video!
5 0 ReplyAnd make the direction randomized for added excitement
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Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
Refuse to elaborate
Leave6 0 ReplyMirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.
14 0 ReplyChorus line vibes...
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Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!
16 0 ReplyWe're alive, you did it C-3PO!
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like this:
35 0 ReplyI don't know...a grenade?
13 0 ReplyThat better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there
9 0 Replymirrors.
93 0 Reply📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!6 0 ReplySmaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
45 0 ReplyOooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.
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Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
34 0 ReplyThey probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.
20 0 ReplyHoly shit
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Squeezing down a crevice to poop
Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne
Bonus points if it's plain black tile to the right or left (don't need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that'll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It'd kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right
4 0 ReplyYeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...
10 0 ReplyHow about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)
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Yes. Behind the toilet.
8 0 ReplyEnbiggening mirrors!
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Not sure about bigger but you can make it "classier" with a Trump chandelier.
MAGAt voter, probably.
1 6 ReplyWe don’t need to bring these people up at every opportunity.
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Higher ceiling.
7 0 ReplyLonger hallway.
2 0 ReplyAnd taper it ever so slightly inwards.
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Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.
33 0 Replyto really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws
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Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.
23 0 ReplyI bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.
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Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.
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X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament
18 0 Reply"Great shit, kid! That was one in a million!"
6 0 Reply“That’s impossible! Even for a computer!”
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Ask little john
8 0 ReplyGet some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.
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Knock out a wall or two.
8 0 ReplyJesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.
6 0 ReplyCarpet.
19 0 ReplyCarpet would really tie the room together.
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Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!
17 0 ReplyDynamite
15 0 ReplyI recommend a sledgehammer.
13 0 ReplyTrying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?
9 0 ReplyThis is the breakroom toilet at Lumon
4 0 ReplyI wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.
6 0 ReplyThis would be great for people who are fall risks.
2 0 ReplyI'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.
7 0 ReplyThat's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.
8 0 ReplyWalk through bath
5 0 ReplyI was thinking about putting a jacuzzi. There is plenty of space.
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Seashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.
7 0 ReplyHow would one even wipe?
6 0 Replyuse the wall
12 0 ReplySomething like this a few years later...
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how did they even constructed the room. I get claustrophobic by looking at it and I didn't though I was
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Slip-n-slide
4 0 ReplyMan can you imagine being the plumber that had to install this? What a fucking job that must've been.
4 0 ReplyMiniature 9-pin set
3 0 ReplyMove.
2 0 ReplySolid black with blacker accents.
2 0 ReplySpace
2 0 ReplyMake the rest of the house thinner.
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