He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.
Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen
He truly is the most divorced dad in the world.
He even has sock puppet alts post pictures of LLM-conjured children hugging him because his own actual kids mostly hate him.
How long until Tesla launches its first gas powered pickup truck to own the libs and it’s called the “Vivian.” Not only to signify gamergate but as a jab at Rivian?
I don’t think he wants anything to do with that name 😬
The doge meme is laughable but what's more ridiculous is he thinks he can make an organization more efficient. No, working your engineers with unpaid overtime so much that it's routinely expected they'll quit in 6 months and land a better job is not efficient. Being forced to buy an overpriced, unprofitable website for $44 billion when your pump and dump scheme failed is not efficient. Losing all your market share on electric vehicles because you farmed out tax credits to your competitors without scaling up production in your 10 year head start is not efficient. I almost hope that he does get his pet Department made so he can fail even more publicly than he already has.
tbh this is exactly what a 53 year old divorced man would post
Most Divorced Man In History
I almost reported this to the mods for harm. This is weaponised cringe
mods! mods!! I don't like this post, we need another new comm, some kind of cringe_tank for posts like this!!
The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.
Usually though they are the kinds of people that belong in
The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.
The NAFO thing reinforced that.
The doge memes very frequently had an incel vibe to them so I’ve always hated them.
For a second I thought he actually took the time to take that picture. Then you zoom in and see his eye, nope shitty ai image
When he's so insecure that he needs to have the treat printers produce "cooler" versions of himself for selfies, again and again and again
Yeah for a second I thought he actually posed for this picture. Dreaming it up in Grok is 100 times more pathetic.
Denial of Getting Elderly
Dereliction of Gaming Eldenring
This pun works both because Elon refuses to mature, and because the mode of production he supports leads to people dying young.
I take it Milei in Argentina is the equivalent of Elongated Muskrat here in
So to get an idea of what it would look for
to get any kind of position in US Gov't, we should look at Argentina - with 
being the worst case scenario.Do I have that correct?
EDIT: Just wanted to add, Milei fucks his sister.
I think the comparison is apt, though I wonder if Milei's stans see him as a humanity saving super genius or not.
I do know he shares the hobby of posting glorified versions of himself made by LLM treat printers... like showing himself as a Terminator punching old people seeking retirement benefits.
Had the exact same idea. A total liberal ideologist that will be always be backed by his pairs anything absurd he can do.
Secretary of Divorced Dads
It's about time Divorced Dads have representation in the government!
FWIW, the man is laundering mad stacks of cash this way.
So like, yeah it's insanely cringe.
But he's got a point (to be shilling this hard for crypto on a rotational basis lol)
Goddamnit Xi, hurry the fuck up already.
Who at this point thinks Musk is an expert on efficiency?
He's very efficient at making the K-hole.
got me there. I guess he has been efficient at destroying twitter (now x, the everything app)
Fuck Elon for making cyberpunk cringe.
to be fair... it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/
Is that an AI-generated image, or a photo? And which would be cringier?
It's another LLM-printed treat. He doesn't take selfies much anymore.
I would certainly trust the divorced guy with a giant fake gold chain with “efficiency.”
When Musk says he works 100 hours per week, this is what he's referring to.
This is more cringe than Steven Colbert with Skibidi Biden
I take your point, but at least skibidi is relatively new and still pretty funny, while doge is over a decade old at this point and it's debatable if it was ever funny in the first place. steven colbert is cringe in other ways, but his attempts to satirize gen alpha brainrot lingo are usually pretty funny and self aware.
I take your point, but at least skibidi is relatively new and still pretty funny, while doge is over a decade old at this point and it's debatable if it was ever funny in the first place. steven colbert is cringe in other ways, but his attempts to satirize gen alpha brainrot lingo are usually pretty funny and self aware.
Chuds like to say "the left can't meme" and they keep regurgitating the same tired played out appropriated cartoon frog, too.
Skibidi Biden!
Skibidi Skibidi Biden!
Skibidi Bide- JOE JOE JOE!
Skibidi Skibidi Biden!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: humanity is going to die laughing.
Elon Musk is probably going to one day use his own recreational nukes to wipe out any city with a sizeable black communuity, gayborhood, you name it. He will probably outfit every nuke with a speaker that plays the trololololololololol song.
He'll then brag about the first nuke on Twitter and caption it "U mad bro?"
He will make the Zybertrukkks run on time!
the Departamentul Securității Statului should do unspeakable horrors to this man
why 'Government'? its not Department of Government Education
BECAUSE LE EPIC DOGE REFERENCE
Hard to focus on anything but the prominantly missing period.
.D.O.G.E
ftfy
Of course, the ol' reverse polish punctuation!
'living in the dunk tank: the next stage of existence' a memoir by
Best epilogue book title from the Alpha Centauri game. Pod recovered. Drone riots.
Department of Government Enfascency
he's had work done hasnt he. wtf is that jawline lmfao.
It's more LLM printed treats. He is afraid to take selfies.
AI of course,maybe some Photoshop after
stan and devoted Gambohead, only recently started obsessing about steampunk shit.
