6 kinds of white - 2 kinds of asian
"Each group must be proprortionately represented"
80 0 Reply"Wide-eyed" and "narrow-eyed" too
66 0 ReplyRight? It's like this mfer has never heard of cranial measurements.
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jordan pigpoopballs has just reinvented gerrymandering
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yo what the fuck his brain is completely fried. I thought this was fake so I checked his twitter. What is going on with his new writing style where he only puts a couple words per line? What is this?
"Sneak the truth
boys
you were once
scientists"
and what the fuck is going on here?
"Force
Push
Nudge
What could go wrong?
Sincerely,
Top-down
enthusiasts
feathering their own
beds"
???
76 0 ReplyBenzo High-ku
79 0 ReplyClearly
you aren't
a fan
of poetry,
loser
61 0 Replyyou are one
amusing
bastard
(he said that one to elon lmao)
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Rupi Kaur for incels
24 0 ReplyI bet this is what it’s like to be in a text chain with him.
22 0 ReplySMDH my dick head, he must have pulled one too many shifts at the Chinese dick-sucking factory
22 0 Reply@coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net I think you are being catfished by doctor peterson
21 0 ReplyI'm going to bust raw in him and make a synthesis baby
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do you have a link to the second one? wanna send it to a friend who's thinking about making their own mattress.
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52 0 ReplyBlack, White and Other
Just like we've been saying this entire time right guys?
34 0 Reply(The soviet hmm is a link btw.)
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holy shit nice catch, that's some advanced race theory right there. so that's why ukrainians insist on calling russians as "mongols", it all makes sense.
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12 0 ReplyClick the soviet hmm emoji.
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This list is missing HAM SANDWICH
48 0 ReplySemenine has fallen, billions of ham sandwich men must be grilled
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Jordan, Jordan are you okay?
Someone check if he had a stroke
46 0 ReplySeriously, I wonder if he's relapsed with the benzos
44 0 ReplyBrowsing r/researchchemicals, r/drugs etc you see stuff with a similar vibe, barred out people believing they're 100% sober posting barely readable nonsense
33 0 ReplyOr if the shady induced-coma procedure he underwent to kick them off last time didn't leave him with brain damage
29 0 ReplyIt wouldn't surprise me!
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He has literal brain damage, must be a soup by now.
26 0 Replyno, he is not okay
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This dude makes money spouting the dumbest fucking shit you've ever read and I don't.
42 0 Replyjust get a PhD and then grift hard to the right, skill issue tbh.
20 0 ReplyYou need to use more benzos for it to work
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Fuck yeah, my boy’s tying one on again! Don’t stop posting jordy! One benzo : one post let’s gooo
36 0 ReplyGotta say, this is the worst attempt at an own I've ever seen
35 0 ReplyErrr, I think he's trying to do satirical verse (ala Swift's A Modest Proposal) to say that leftists are actually the Real RacistsTM (apparently Woke Progressives insist on everything existing on spectrums with absurdly marginal and meaningless differentiations (like how sexuality/gender are on a spectrum?), and also hypocrites who don't really believe in the validity of the racist race spectrums that they impose on people like him (apparently Woke Progressives are ok with black people "identifying" as white people?)...? Also apparently race just means different shades of skin colours?
Or is he just unironically doing Advanced Race Theory, Measurehead-style?
Or both?
31 0 ReplyAs long as comic book characters and video game characters continue to be black women, I don't care what you call yourself.
28 0 ReplyJBP with his brain is leaking out of his ears while on a cocktail of drugs that would make Mick Jagger nauseated.: LGBT bad, clean room good
His followers: sage advice, you have turned my life around, I will defend you to the grave
28 0 ReplyPolitical ideology is hexanary:
Midnight lib
Just plain lib
Semi-lib
Semi-demi-lib
Hemi-semi-demi-lib
Communist (that's me, the one true leftist)
27 0 ReplyHe's having another breakdown isn't he?
26 0 Replyno, this is still the last one, he hasn't completed it yet
30 0 ReplyTruly the Shepard Tone of mental breaks
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I just checked his account to see if this was real and homie is definitely not okay. 3 pages in on nitter only got me to tweets from 12 hours ago.
28 0 Reply"He's perfectly stable, you woke libs just don't understand his intelligence. Stop making fun of him, that just proves you're hypocrites about mental health"
16 0 ReplyLmao I remember a tweet of his was posted here several months ago and I commented almost the exact same thing. I guess he's been posting dozens of times a day for a while now
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If one thing is a spectrum all things are spectrums. Objections?
23 0 Reply15 0 ReplyOh damn, how have I not seen that emote?
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I’m pinkest pink, which means I’m legally barred from fucking Anish Kapoor
23 0 ReplyDid they have to bar you from fucking Anish Kapoor? Who wants to fuck Anish Kapoor?
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22 0 Replytag yourself
I'm ghostly white/goth
Can't wear black to the old folks' home.
He's trying to be a transphobe, but it's so that it took me a while to figure it out.
22 0 ReplyHe actually thought this was a dunk of some sort
All it does is make me think something is up with him again
20 0 ReplyIn a morbid way it's been fascinating to watch how addiction and shitty treatment has affected his ability to write.
Like, looking at maps of meaning he wasn't the most coherent of writers before, but now he can't even form complete sentences .
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This dipshit makes me feel so much better about the bad poetry I wrote when I was a youngster.
22 0 ReplyIs he trying to do a poetry? Or is his brain just soup?
22 0 ReplyHe's been
Posting like this
For
A few months now
And it's
Fucking
Hilarious
32 0 ReplyLinkedIn ass writing style
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25 0 ReplySoup
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He definitely isn't making a 1-dimensional graph because he likes racial hierarchies or anything
21 0 ReplyGhostly white :
20 0 ReplyIf you listen closely you can hear the sound of his brain trickling out through his ears.
20 0 ReplyGet rid of the Asian eye classifications and this would be a good joke. I thought this was a parody account cuz it was actually funny
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nervously erases grift for drugs from my to do list
19 0 ReplyHe's like the shittiest nazi version of the Joker possible.
19 0 ReplyHe isn't a bit cool as any Joker.
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i'm whatever color matches his rotting brain sludge
18 0 ReplySome kind of pale pink
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Race is not a Trinary It's a Spectrum:
Midnight Black
Just plain black
Semi-black
Semi-Demi-black
Hemi-Semi-Demi black
Tan
Beige
Wide-eyed Asian
Narrow-eyed Asian
Off-white
Cremeux
Ghostly white/goth
Just plain white
Bleached
Unbelievably super-duper white
17 0 Replydid he move to something more strong than benzos?
16 0 Replyfucking racists scum. I prefer bleached-american.
16 0 ReplyCremeux
Literally look it up sweetie
16 0 ReplyWhy does this make him seem so cool fuckkkk
We sure it's not all a massive bit?
15 0 Replymaybe one of the premier poets of the decade and he's not even trying. William Blake for the TikTok generation.
15 0 ReplyWait, is this his actual account?
If it is:
15 0 ReplyI'm always somewhere on the spectrum between ghostly white/goth and unbelievably super-duper white
13 0 ReplyPermanently Deleted
12 0 ReplyTypes like my mom
11 0 ReplyNor including Hispanic White? Jordan Peterson is racist confirmed.
10 0 ReplyIs this real? Seems fake
7 0 ReplyI suppose you think the time he believed a dick-milking fetish porn video was footage from a CCP torture facility was fake too
22 0 ReplyHe's really lost it after the coma to get off of benzos hasn't he
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Tan
6 0 ReplyI am midwest miracle hwip white
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