I'll walk out in front of traffic to own the woke moralists
inshallah
Wokeness is when people aren't getting hit by cars
Jordan Peterson would really OWN all of us if he stepped in front of an F350 going 93 mph
Come on Jordan prove you aren't woke and do it
The longer that a car doesn't annihilate your torso, the woker you are.
getting run over by ford 150 to prove that i'm a real man and not woke
they're not pedestrians, they're temporarily embarrassed monster truck drivers.
Listen I'm as anti car as they come, but you offer me a monster truck and I will switch sides for as long as I have it
He sure talks like a supervillain a lot.
With his benzo habit, I’m looking forward to him becoming an anti woke SoundCloud rapper with a supervillain Schtick. He can team up with the cosplayer who designed captain ancap.
He just wants truck-kun to send him back to the isekai he thought he was in during the coma
He is lucid dreaming about that cum milking contraption
Soon.
Car parked on the side of the road will be getting a Netflix stand up special soon
He's more benzo than man now.
"Woke death" sound so much more elegant using the French term: "la petit mort"
Why do so many people like this guy, again?
He gives people really simple, fortune cookie level advice, but he sandwiches it in a bunch of fancy big "academic" words and parables. So his audience likes him because he gives them simple solutions to complex problems and makes them feel smart for thinking that cleaning their room will magically fix all of their issues. He gives people faux confidence, which is why is audience is so rabid and loyal, like any good con artist, he has his audience addicted.
They have very messy rooms.
He told me I was a very strong lobster.
There's a theory that fascists have severely stunted paychosexual development, so they need a strong daddy figure to tell them what to do. Jordan Peterson fulfils the role of surrogate father for some internet losers.
Capitalism is so innovative that it managed to create the world's only fascist mode of transportation - the car.
folks, is it woke to live
Given how the dude put himself into a coma, that technically checks, I guess.
It's woke to be awake
"Damn people being so Woke! It's not fair! They're far too alert for me to run them over"JP has been an oil shill for years now. It’s no surprise he’s also big into the pro-car conspiracy theories
Ohhhh the woke death
+ =
Bro is definitely still on the good stuff.
Amazon is recommending this dog brain as a “top educational podcast”
What's he even mad at here? Limiting street parking is woke? Why? How? I genuinely don't understand this. It's like seeing a story about changing sewer layout design or something and getting upset about it.
Cars = freedom
Woke = not freedom
Limiting parking = limiting cars = limiting freedom
Limiting freedom = woke
Unironically this is the reason IMHO
It’s like seeing a story about changing sewer layout design or something and getting upset about it.
In 1900, some shitheads in Poland, with significant help of tsarist okhrana, spun the planned building of sewers in Warsaw (sorely needed as it was almost 700k people city without one) into Jewish conspiracy - title says "Sewers of the city of Warsaw as Judaism and charlatanerie tool to destruction of Polish agriculture and extermination of Slavic population along the Vistula river"
Not getting killed by cars is woke, and so is reporting on pepple not being killed by cars. But the woke death will soon visit them? So if you don't get killed by cars, you'll die from woke? This is obviously the smartest man ever
Does this peterson guy know that the AP is the core of the empire's propaganda machine?
Does this peterson guy know
Don't even have to finish the question.
do people even look at his tweets? how many likes did this get
The god of irony and hubris could do something extremely funny right now with Peterson but chooses not to
Do they want r/atheism to win?
One of the most interesting thinkers of this century no doubt
His brain is just so damn powerful hnngggnnnn
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I have become woke death, destroyer of parking spots.
... Did he tweet what he thought while looking in the mirror at himself, while xeeting to the associated press?
