What's your sign, fellas?
What's your sign, fellas?
Remember, no matter what kind of male you are, you are a twink with
(where the fuck is the pol face emoji? I was sure we had one)
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iirc the pol face emoji was removed because it was too body shamey
Ahhh I see. I was like
Stuff like this is why this is a goodass website, we love to see it.
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that's pretty funny but I don't remember it
I laughed at the ad for "The Womanizer's Secret to Bedroom Domination" in that thread. Like, if you want the real secret to dating cis-het women, it's not to be found in any content by-and-for cis-het men. It's smutty romance novels, especially the ones your partner or dating pool are reading.
yeah right. i'll stick with my 8 Week Insatiable Jackhammer™ Workout and Nutritional-HGH Program, developed by Rex Van Jungle a 4th generation Special Forces trainer who is on death row at Corcoran for executing his entire family with wrestling moves.
It bothers me immensely that delta comes before gamma in this picture, and that omega comes before sigma. Like I'm not going to pretend that I know the entire order of the Greek alphabet, but come on, it's alpha beta gamma delta, and the last letter is omega.
"I am the alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end" is a pretty well known phrase. Even my atheist ass knows it
I am alpha and omega
I am Nintendo, Sega
I am Babylon, Iraq
I'm Hackney after dark\
It also bothers me that trans isn't there after omega, but that's why it's in the dunk tank
ShrigmaTheta males are always looking for an angle on things, and lambda males are always on another wavelength
Is this Omegaverse content?
I wish
Can they start using letters from other alphabets once the Greek one is exhausted?
Tsade male is a deranged Zionist.
Ge male is a gopnik.
Ay male has a complex about being so close but yet so far from being an alpha male.
E male is a cringey weeb.
Ng male always has the sniffles, he insists it's hayfever but it's now the middle of winter and it still hasn't abated and you've started worrying that maybe it's an air pollution thing.
I'm pretty sure every syllable of the iroha plus male equals cringey weeb
I am the Omega-man. I have relationship problems with vampires.
Hi
There is only one symbol that accurately conveys what type of male I am
spoiler
blair witch male
how is this not astrology
How is it not
? You decline in "social status" until Sigma male and all the sudden you're on par with the Alphas.Astrology is actually based on a system. This isn’t based on anything. I can just decide I’m a sigma one day and then I am. There’s actually a method behind astrology, natal charts and horoscopes, even if much of it is bullshit. There’s nothing underlying this.
Astrology is a tool for self-reflection and the people that believe in this have never experienced a thought in their lives
Lost some brain cells reading that, lol
Since when is Peter Parker lacking social skills? His whole schtick is being the lovable, witty nerd. Maybe the Toby portrayal?
I also like how the "beta males" are the ones that end up in happy relationships by the end, for being absolutely solid die-hard loyal friends.
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Wait, nitter works again?
It's a different instance that's still up, I think
It was supposedly killed off in January, but something necromantic seems to have happened since.
Is it wrong to say that gamma male can get it
many have said that of Kurt Cobain
It me
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The Sigma
VirusMale must be stopped!
Bruce Banner not being a gamma male pissed me off.
HULK IS GAMMA MALE! PUNY BANNER IS PUNY MALE!
Gamma male is setting off my egg radar.
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not alone
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I'm a twink?!......THANK YOU!
Alpha male is when you wear a suit and do BUSINESS
Finally the greek alphabet male nft collection is here
That's Tito
Wih this character's death, the thrrad of prophecy is severed. Reload an earlier save, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
The REAL male hierarchy:
Ligma
I'm usually a Delta-9 male, but Delta-8 edibles are fine too.
And they're all crackers
Sorry jocks. Sports are so 2010s. The real alphas are the nerds who studied business and finances while stuffed inside lockers
is the beta male wearing a jock jacket from the 60s? I'm confused about the reason behind the choice. he just looks like the "I play sports btw" stereotype.
I think it’s supposed to signify the idea that beta males chase what they see as masculinity in others rather than having their own sense of masculinity. They’re chasing what they see as alpha behavior while the alpha is doing his own thing.
the alpha dominates, sports players only follow their coach/alpha's orders. the alpha is the guy that owns the team, not the guy playing for it
i hate this pseudoscience ideology and that i understand it
no matter what kind of male you are, you are a twink
Where are the dudes that weigh more than like 180lbs
I don't understand these charts but then again I haven't played Smash Bros since the gamecube
gamma
Reactionary gender theory is just different gradiations of male for them to look down on.
I'm a liżme male
Omega
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