As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.

Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.

A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine' by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.

Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics

The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.

You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.

italian plumber crushing turts

a gun that makes holes

not bullet holes

Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We'll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.

You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.

You're looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.

Cowboy gets convinced to do one more job every time...

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.

I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.

Your parents have a disgusting basement, and crying is an effective weapon against fillicide.

That one with all the dragons. You know the one, buM bada bum bada dum dum dum, ohhh OHHHH, BUM BADABUM.

Groups of people fight over gravel

Incompetent engineer arrives to work late, botches an experiment, and ends up ripping a hole in the universe to a world full of "creatures". He then mercilessly murders the scared creatures while sabotaging efforts by security forces, and an elderly man in a suit, to resolve the situation.

You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯(ツ)/¯

Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.

Fall really far a lot. Stick sticks to big sticks. Throw fruit to avoid confrontation. Frequent fashion changes. Still can’t pet dogs.

It would have been easier to just fix the crashed ship than to build a whole factory to make a new one

You settle a dispute between two snakes who can't agree on whether or not to turn off the light. Not as many swamp levels as the sequels.

You pull animal-like creatures from their natural habitats to make them fight each other in a way that they somehow consent, in a franchise that systematically weeds out the good ideas from each game while retaining the bad ones.

Experience xenophobia as a lizard-person in a racism simulator

You eat stuff while ghosts try to kill you.

Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.

A man gets a scam letter and decides to figure out why he is being catfished.

You wake up in a quarrantine zone. Despite having no medical qualifications, you need to cure a global pandemic before you are permitted to leave.

If you manage to succeed, your reward is your life saved and then more debt than you can hope to repay in a thousand lifetimes when you leave quarrantine.

You're a disenfranchised spacefaring race perpetually performing an, ultimately, menial task in an extremely hostile and dangerous environment. You only exist to create wealth for the company, at the expense of your health and wellbeing. Personal relationships are fleeting as you only interact with strangers you are randomly teamed up with to complete a job at which the company has neither adequately trained or equipped you to do well. Climbing the social ladder in your community is a function of finding ways to more efficiently extract resources from a ripe planet unable to sufficiently defend itself from your advanced technology.

I don't think I followed your prompt, but I got carried a way.

Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.

Person and person and person don't like other person. The person and person and person work Make other person no have place. Make big word. Person big word person big word other person big word other person.

Make big mad. Many time. Person say big word person. Some person make no person. Make finish person and person and person big no happy, maybe big happy. Make big finish.

Inspired by person do thing

You try to keep smiley faces from turning red until cats inevitably make your game run at 0.2 FPS.

You are the Janitor's assistant.

You leave every single room looking like a literal tornado passed through.

You are, in all probability, the best assistant the janitor has had.

This displeases some of the higher-ups, but they don't seem to be able to do anything to stop you or the janitor.

Another game: God is about to die literally any minute now, but it's probably fine because God is really, really, really fast.

Just trying to live my life and get with big tiddied Cleopatra. Gandhi comes over and cock blocks me with nukes. That's all right though, my Giant Death Robot is teabagging Delhi right now while I launch a satellite. - Abe Lincoln

Young scientist with a PhD fucks up scientific experiment

You see an alien peeking around a corner. You know to have a 99% hit chance. You miss.

Five assholes, four idiots, and then there's me.

Keep doing the same damn show over and over, the definition of insanity.

Might refer to more games than one, but just let it be.

Because anyway, you eventually lose your humanity.

Man leaves gang, teaches dominatrix how to do her job, gets really good at dancing and finds his love for slot car racing.

Smug accelerating rodent and company gaze on in horror as a mad scientst pisses on the moon.

A girl relies in old emails, social media posts and obsolete sites to understand the reality of the world and avoid murderbots' attempts to destroy everybody.

Commit genocide and destroy the environment for fun and profit!

A farmer coughs in your face, and then you slowly get sick and eventually die.

get things; make things;

I'm looking for a gun that makes holes, but not bullet holes. You'll figure it out.

You play as a mailman who for some reason is asked by every faction to fight on their side of the war.

You form a group consisting exclusively of mentally ill folks and embark on a journey trying to genocide tadpoles.

I'm a pretty strange dad with coordination issues.

Normal mailman gets shot and robbed, embarks on quest for revenge, acidentaly changes politics of the area forever.

Just to quote a claasic:

"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"

Drunk man shouts at over grown lizards

fetishized well dressed fleshsteel interdemensional abominations commit intergalactic genocide at the behest of their flower based mother figure.

experience storytelling featuring family values, political commentary, and conversations with an actual wall!

You spend hundreds of hours gaining XP in a skill you'll never actually use

Horse armor.

Worker that wants to unionize destroys all his company's shit with a hammer.

Alien crashes on planet and murders the native population in order to build contraptions that pull rocks out of the ground and cooks and smashes them together

I dig hole to protect myself.

In a world full of robots you live your live in the wilds until your stepdad gets killed and all of a sudden all these religious tribes around you want you to save humanity.

There is a box. It's a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.

Basically 3D Galaga with furries.

You attack a tree, then make tools to attack things even better. You need to now attack dirt and then stone to make better tools. After that, you can attack more stone in hopes of finding valuables. When you find blue thing, you can attack solid cola, and make a rectangle, then curse it by lighting it on fire. Now you agree in hell. You should be proud of yourself. Now you can attack fires with your tools, or if you collected snowballs before, you can also torture them. When they die, you pull out their penis, break them to make fire-thing. Then kill living magmas, and then extract their magma that was inside them, and make it into magma balls. After that, you can kill tall black people, and collect their balls. Then you can merge the fiery-things, the magma balls, and the black people's balls to make some eyeballs. You can then throw the eyeballs (one at a time), and follow them until they fall down where you stand. Then you can start attacking dirt and stone again, until you get into an underground house. Find a room that has a rectangle made from the eyeball's material, go there, and put the remaining eyeballs there, but look out for gray bugs! Now you get to the void on a floating solic cola, then use the stone you attacked to go to another floating thing that is made of solid pee. You should see big dragon. If you made bows, you can start shooting, and when big dragon is down, you can also attack it with a sword. But beware! Big dragon can also fuck you over, and shoot you out of the void into space. If you managed to destroy big dragon, at the center of the pee island, you should see cola spawn inside solid cola. Just jump in there, and you beat the game!

moon's haunted

Go spelunking and become immune to nearly all forms of damage, only to step on a drop of funny pink liquid, get turned into a sheep, get set on fire and die.

You get stranded on an alien planet and in the process of trying to get home you get distracted with destroying the planets resources and native population

You take getting shot in the face very personally and end up deciding the fate of an entire metropolitan area. There is also sand everywhere.

A russian dude with schizophrenia is stuck in the subway

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

You fuck your way until you gather a big enough force to save the Galaxy from blue squids

Virgin seeking love.

Enjoys long walks on beaches, lakes, rot etc. Travelling is my passion!

Environmentally conscious. Believes in, loves and supports global warming. Burn those trees down!

Dislikes: lobster.

Interested? Write me back soon! I love a good old finger written note. I'm old fashioned like that x

Navy SEAL tries to convince the government that mechacuttlefish aren't a conspiracy theory.

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.

A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.

“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”

Living pink marshmallow terrorizes an entire planet

So like, there's this Gate, right?

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.

Xenogenocide

There's cubes

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

Rock and stone

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.

Virgin man dismantles mafia fighting over a tiny ass piece of land. He beats up everyone (sometimes with a rpg) without killing anyone ever while doing random bullshit like racing toy cars on the side and helping people around the city.

Also he crosses paths with a less kind one eyed man who runs a brothel.