What's a great conspiracy theory about why the bridge collapsed in Baltimore? Share one or make one up.

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An Italian-American bridge thought it could fight an Irish-American ship. It's just normal Boston stuff.

There was no boat, sometimes bridges just do that.

The Houthis had commandeered the boat.

Buttigieg did it to up his profile. He'll be at the wreckage site in a hardhat with look of revolve and he'll opine "Well, let me say this. It's not a sizzling, glamorous issue, but the shape of our infrastructure is the issue that affects every other issue."

There was never a bridge there to begin with. Baltimore is just making all this up to get attention.

I saw this at a comment at a different site...

1. North Korean hackers, with the aid of the DNC, made the ship lose power because Agenda 21 Year Zero NWO the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

2. Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.

russians gave the bridge ship havana syndrome

The ghost of Frank Sobotka tore down the bridge he was murdered under.

Footage was doctored, the boat never existed. The bridge just did that on its own, because of Woke.

Still a timeless conspiracy theory that has not been debunked

boat fuel doesn't melt steel beams

Mothman moved to Baltimore

It was an inside job at the behest of Biden and Big Rail. They're trying to replace all road bridges with rail bridges at all costs

anti-bridge protest by pro-ferry forces

The orca attacks are back

The person riding a bicycle to power the ship got eepy and that's why the power went out

Gladio Terror Organization testing out direct infrastructure attack tactics because destroying Baltimore infrastructure likely to be statistically invisible to forensic analysis.

kinda like you try out a new weapon or explosive on an old abandoned car in the woods.

RUSSIA!

This was a Turkish attack meant to weaken the Baltimore Greek community!

Maryland isn't racist enough, and that made God sad so therefore bad things happened.

George bush did it for the insurance money

Conspiracy to advance US interests: It was a cyber attack by state actors that led to the ship malfunction.

Conspiracy to blame Captain of the Port as a scapegoat so US won't admit fault: Captain of the Port didn't mandate use of harbor tugs for moving past the bridge (it should be a regulation, that its not is ridiculous).

Conspiracy theory to advance private economic interests: Like 9-11, it's better to take out skyscrapers and critical infrastructure using accidents so the public bears the costs rather than the owners.

The power outage on the ship was caused by Stuxnet remnants

fucking ziggy, man

due to neglect, a light breeze could have done that. instead, it was done by a WOKE cargo ship flying a SINGAPOREAN flag. and as we all know from our favorite senator Tom Cotton, that's just a different kind of chinese. joe brandon is doing a CHINESE CCP false flag operation!

It's those dang communists!

The bridge actually collapsed on the ship. The road crew brought down the bridge to stop the cargo from reaching its destination and delivering... idk something.

Everyone has an off day at work

i did it, i farded and the bridge go down

CIA made it look like ìSingapore did it deliberately but made it seem like an accident for the whole banning tiktok thing,

Palestinian sympathizer took the Houtus message to hesrt and America's 9th largest port.

This is not a conspiracy theory but don't tell the OP, please.

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A new children's song just dropped.

Here a woke
There a woke
Everywhere a woke-woke
Francis Scott Key Bridge it broke, B-A-L-T-Mo

it was @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net

the irish new world order did it

putin wanted to attack the baltics but he's old and his eyesight is not so good, so he got baltimore instead...

Did anyone say lazers yet? I choose lazers did it.

China did it.

Key Bridge, Ballmer's pride,

CIA plot, a wild ride,

Collapse, hon, they lied.

Some billy goats and a troll got into a fight

Apperently some guy who goes by the name “DEI” did it?

cover for testing a new wonder weapon that makes steel all floppy

Jews?

Just hand it to Tim Pool or Tucker Carlson and they'll know what to do.

This is clearly the work Chinese gene-splicing scientists and their terrorist test subject that gained the power to manipulate magnetism

Elon Musk was testing his new driverless ship technology

It was a terror cell funded, armed, and trained by the CCP.

American pickups finally got too heavy

He was just trying to dock the boat, but missed

The bridge was intentionally brought down to distract people from the arrest of Diddy.

Biden wants to destroy Buttigieg’s chance at presidency. Saw that coming since the Norfolk Southern railway incident.

Go woke, go broke

Cthulhu

A late Evergiven anniversary celebration.

Jeremy let the password to the server get out and a griefer came in and filled it with TNT, then redstoned it to a pressure plate in the water.

Confirmed because they left a note in the chest where I keep all my diamonds after they took them all

Those dastardly ferrymen...

Shockwave did it using cosmic rust

Stavros tried to drive over the bridge

Sweet Baby Inc. did it

Inspired by the tankies on the ml instance:

"The CIA caused the ship to lose power and hit the bridge. They had purposely weakened the bridge ahead of time. All this was done to stop a whistleblower from driving the evidence to safety that shows that Biden not only is 100% in favor of and supplying EVERYTHING to genocide the Palestinians but that he actually paid to put messages on bombs the IDF dropped on hospitals. BIDEN IZ WURSE THAN TRUMP!! DONT VOAT BLEW! BOTH SIDES BAAAD.

Mom...is my DoorDash here yet? Oh crap, my speech to text is still on. Siri, turn off speech"