To prove how straight and manly I am, I will now criticize this video game character like I'm a catty mean girl.
It is the weird intersection of internalized homophobic and liberal hypocritical behavior. It is super gay to be judgemental of women's bodies. Which is fine. It is super weird to try to untangle the normative emotions around this.
MFs are literal caricatures, they unironically aspire to be the asshole jock from every 80’s teen movie.
Can’t wait to dust off the old insults of “prep” and “aberzombie” in the new culture war.
Waiting for BiffTannenMAXX to become a thing.
Same energy
i mean, it's true. i always thought she was extremely hot. now i'm a girl lmao
chekmate gommies.
Crap, we gotta update the survey now.
Who is this?
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Carriejune Anne Bowlby, according to a friend anyway I swear I've never seen her before in my life.
I accept the rules.
Pride is the perfect time for her to make me an active homosexual.
I'm half-convinced these guys have managed to work each other up into a state where you could show them a picture of Soul Calibur 4 Ivy and they would say she wasn't booby enough
Hyper boob porn has seeped past rule 34 containment and infected your average straight's mind.
Hentai and its consequences has been a disaster to the development of the g*mers brain.
Short stubby legs
When a mfer doesn't know how clothes work.
Or image cropping, for that matter. Complete lack of object permanence and extrapolation brain.
Happy Pride month to this guy I guess
Elbow too pointy. 2/10 wouldn't bang.
I will never get why the GOP calls for the restoration of the Haye’s code, but also wants to ban any design of female characters that doesn’t violate their “family values” stances.
It's just misogyny, whatever works as long as it is hateful towards women
She reminds me of Jinx from that League of Legends Arcane series. Who is she?
Gemma is the new forge character in the upcoming game Monster Hunter Wilds. A lot of reasonable suspicion that she's the grown up version of little miss forge from Monster Hunter 4U
...
The audience are going to sexualise her at both ages.
This reminds me of those sarcastic "2/10 wouldn't bang" memes back in the day. I guess they were trying to warn us about this guy.
WAIT EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY PENIS
Gamers should be banned
more reasons to support the DPRK
i don't think that's what cleavage means? doesn't it just mean yknow, visible boobs, which they are? isn't seeing the bottom which is obscured by a shirt called "underboob"?
He's complaining that she's wearing an undershirt - the orange "cleavage blocker" under her white partially unbuttoned shirt - and it is obscuring his view of the buttcrack cleavage he expects to be on display for him.
Cleavage refers to the space between breasts, he's complaining how the undershirt is raising the neckline.
E) Or maybe he's just complaining that she has boobs and not bazongggggas perhaps I shouldn't give him that much credit.
if the 'camera' was a little higher you'd clearly see cleavage though? what a doofus
guess they're expecting the vest-let to be a corset? that's so character design when everything else about the design is going for utilitarian
small breasts
Sure bud.
This is Skyrim modder levels of cringe
My first introduction to this character was people
at the thought of being able to rip her model for porn purposes. This is wild to me. 
Nose too buttony would not fuck
Elbows are too sharp 2/10
Lmao her boobs are like the size of her face.
These types are really just the end result of porn brain. It completely skewers your mind as to what a natural woman looks like and overconsumption can turn you into this weirdo.
Honestly this shit seems to go a bit beyond just "porn brain", like the women in porn are... actual women. Yes generally very attractive ones but ones that exist. This is more like... hentai brain, idk.
I mean most pornstars are heavily augmented beyond what could be considered natural
I thought she was an example of an already-yassified character when I first saw her.
G*mers truly complain about women no matter what, this character already looks all-too-incredibly attractive.
Me looking at the OP and the comment by SorosFootSoldier
i don't know when people started saying conventionally attractive instead of just attractive
it's (among other things) a way to keep discussion of people's own preferences from derailing an unrelated conversation
Just hedging against "actually, attraction is a subjective experience" by vaguely waving your arms at some "widely held" conventions no one can provide documentation for.
I don't think documentation is really necessary when pretty much all media in the US portrays white, young, thin, slightly athletically toned, clear-skinned, white-toothed, symmetrical-faced people with societally-approved matching gender characteristics as "attractive". Characters who exhibit those traits are portrayed/coded as attractive, and they are the people put in front of the camera on things like the news. Just saying "attractive" when talking about someone with those features is basically saying that anyone who does not have those features is inherently not attractive, when in reality many people have different opinions on what they find attractive.
it means she doesn't have an exoskeleton (boring)
nowthat's an explanation i can get behind
Japan has a lot to answer for creating and spreading hentai anime (in addition to everything else) and its effect on g*mers.
Gamers are the worst
I am not anyone's brother in Christ
My sister in Muhammad
whitey always surprises me
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