Mildred
Mildred
Edit: alt-text: Reddit post in r/TrueOffMyChest
Title: my friend just transitioned but I found out she's naming herself Mildred. I wanna be supportive but, fucking Mildred?
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Mildred
Edit: alt-text: Reddit post in r/TrueOffMyChest
Title: my friend just transitioned but I found out she's naming herself Mildred. I wanna be supportive but, fucking Mildred?
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I say this as a trans woman. I will support, defend and love you no matter what sis.
But....
Fucking Mildred!?
That's my great grandma's name. I think it's pretty nice. Lol.
I throw no shade on Mildred... As long as she's one of those girls who like dress in 1950's fashions and is way too into electroswing.
Then it's only fitting.
I had some friends that saved me from....Edith ugh.
Then i did a juke and went with Eleanore lol
Haaaa! I actually think Eleanore is a very pretty name, it has an elegant quality to me? Good pick! ♥
cishet dude here so i dunno how much what I'm about to say matters but I've always liked the name Eleanor(e) because The Practice is my favorite procedural series and in that show Eleanor was a badass woman with strong convictions and morals.
she also was in one of the coolest scenes in tv imo, having a very heated argument entirely in sign language. here's an unfortunately terrible recording of it: https://youtu.be/CwV9dHHQj-8
anyway i think Eleanore is a cool name, but more than that, once people associate it with you that's what they will think about when they hear the name, the kind of person you are. not the other way around.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.
Lol, Edith and Mildred are literally my grandmothers' names. Edith is a badass and just turned 99.
Enough talk about trans rights, it's time to talk about trans wrongs /s
But first, let's discuss the right and wrong trans wrongs.
The right trans wrongs: coming from a place of deep respect for you as a friend, Mildred is not the right name for you
The wrong trans wrongs: how many American conservatives ready trans individuals
Can we talk about trans lefts instead?
I personally think we should discuss trans stayeds.
I wanna be supportive but, fucking Mildred?
Engaging in sexual intercourse with Mildred is perfectly fine as long as there is mutual consent. However, it is not required. Kind words are usually sufficient.
In addition, anal intercourse is not appreciated by everyone.
Disgusting
However, it is not required
The sex, not the consent, I hope.
You hope correctly.
If history is okay with our degenerate friend Fry here being his own grandpa, who are we to judge?
I don't think I could have sex with a woman named Mildred. Just imagine hitting it from behind, and then you remember her name is Mildred. You'd go soft like a wet noodle within seconds.
Hey man, all cats are grey in the dark.
I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.
It reminds me of an angry goose
I like that though
Mildew with a soupçon of dread
When I was in school the kids with the weird names were either picked on or they were super cool and popular. Their parents had no idea which one they were going to be when they chose the name.
Your friend has the benefit of knowing who she is already. If she knows she's going rock it, then go Mildred.
You're usually fine if you've got a biblically significant name. Many of those have staying power. Adam, Joshua, David, Samuel, Michael, Rebecca, John, Mary, Paul, etc. not all of them work though, and it varies by culture. "Jesus" is really coming in Spanish but almost unheard of in English (American POV).
That is a bit of a selection bias. What you are effectively saying is "the biblical names that have survived to today have staying power".
But even that isn't true here as almost all of the names you cite are significantly different now than their original forms. Looking at your list we have Yeshua, Shemuel, Mikael, Rivka, Yohanan, Miriam, and Paulus. Adam is mostly the same, as is David (with a bit of an accent difference), but the rest didn't exactly emerge as they were.
If you want to get to Millie, start with Camilla. Not fucking Mildred.
Or Amelia, Melissa or simply just Millie, who's gonna stop you?
Are geriatric names coming back? Are we going to have a generation of Gladyses and Eustices?
Eustices
That's it, I'm gettin me mallet!
Stupid dog!!!!
Is it bad that my first thought was Eustice Kidd from One Piece?
Keep that boy away from magnets and we should all be fine!
Ah, a fan of the Ace Attorney Investigations fan translations, I see /j
It's called the 100-year rule.
All the common names we grew up with were retro to our parents, and names we think are just so boomer are probably going to be our grandkids' names.
Looks like it. Names like Eleanor, Hazel, Lillian, Ellie and even Millie are in the top 100 baby names this year, and a couple of them are in the top 20 in the U.S.
I mean I want to name my first son Abe, but that's because it was my grandfather's americanized name (Ibrahim)
I think some geriatric sounding names are still respectable sounding enough to stand as good names for kids today. Dot and Conny I think would be good ones for girls and those are nicknames for Dorothy and Constance.
Mohammed entered the chat
I've noticed a trend with trans women picking the stupidest names, and idk why. Like I kinda get Mildred because it's a classic name and has a cute nickname. So it stands to reason maybe she has a family member that was a huge influence on her so she wants to honor her with that name but why the fuck do people pick names like Lola.
My great grandmothers were: Lola, Layla, Eula, Lulua. For real. They were born around 1900.
We have a cat named Lulu.
And I bet Eula never even read any EULAs
One of your great-grandmothers got Clapton on his knees.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, Except for Lola
"Lexi"
See, "Lexathoidiopterix" is just not a great name though.
"Belle"
Lola is a song talking about a trans woman so...
I knew an old lady that has since died, her first name was Mildred. She went by her middle name because even when she was a kid, Mildred was perceived as an unattractive name.
Mildreds out here, tryin ta take 'Mildred' back, and y'all throwin shade like people ain't have to live with dumbass fuckin names like Mildred. Leave Mildreds alone! They've got enough to deal with. Wait, they chose Mildred, like as an adult? In the present? Pfft.
Damn right. If I transitioned, I wouldn't take a lame name like Mildred. I'd go for something cool like Radicalorange or Forcefulblue.
You don't have to transition for that, most adults can get their name changed whenever they like.
There was a guy who changed his name to Sydney Harbour Bridge because he could.
Why not Periwinkle or Orangered?
Team periwinkle represent
The admins fucking rigged that game
Well, because we're doing modifier + colour here. Mild + red?
I 100% support people to transition. I don't think people should get to pick their own names without any veto.
What if they changed their name to Adolf Hitler?
Only if they were hot. At least a nein.
I think names would actually be more meaningful if people picked their own.
Mildred is iffy but Millie is an adorable name.
Maybe it's the meaning. Just looked it up: Mildred means "gentle strength." I'm warming up to it.
And Milly is a p sweet nickname
I am and will always be an ally. Mildred though. 😬
Should have gone with Genevieve, way more modern.
That's hard to spell
OK, Jazzmyn.
Mildred sounds like a lot of fun.
Yes. The way to support your friend is to fuck them. Fucking Mildred is the answer.
Thought Slime goes by Mildred.....
But they're kind of self-aware, so I think it's supposed to make them more off-putting.
I used to watch Thought Slime a lot, even donated to them a few times... then started watching videos from the people they've "called out" on stream, followed a rabbit-hole of people who were hurt and never apologized to and realized they're just another youtube dramafarmer clicks-at-all-costs, no discrimination, storyline-crafting liar. Like everyone.
Free yourselves humanity, stop watching streamers.
edit: I know the parasocialism online runs really deep and just saying this is going to get some people losing their shit to defend their fav streamer, I literally don't care, you have to be aware that every streamer has an army of knights to defend them, and I don't like engaging that way and am not going to spend my time arguing. I'm not out to change your mind, just explain why I changed mine.
now if it was Mildread...
my only criticism is that it isn't old-fashioned enough. if we're reaching back to old names, why not go all the way and pick a name like Ælfgifu
Too difficult for the clerk to find a keyboard with anglo saxon accomodative keyboard shortcuts.
They'd get Aelfig
Yes, please! What I'd give to see generation of Çeowulfs, Ælfgifus, Freyjas, Thorrs and Ragnars.
Elon?
Alright, everything’s coming up Mildred!
Mildred is on my top list of dog names, along with Myrtle, Milhouse, Milton, Mortimer, and Mable. We currently have Monty, Mary, and Maizie.
Never for a human, though. It's too old fashioned. Unless you're thought slime, then it just fucking works for some reason..
why all M names?
Started as a coincidence, turned into a bit of a tradition. Before the M names we named them solely on characters from our favorite media (Ricky, Lucy, Ethel, fred, Jack for a character from The Talisman, Ellie Mae). We've fostered a lot, so there's been a lot of names. But when we got Monty, for Monty Python, we then named the next one Mary, for Mary Tyler Moore. We decided to name her sister Maizie, and just run with it.
Clearly you are not a dog person
Thrillho!
Mildred is a metal as fuck name.
I like Mildred. Such a shame that names go 'out of date'.
Then, how about Sigurd and Brynhild?
Btw, my mother (60) is named Margaretha.
It could be a David Foster Wallace reference. "In the eighth American-educational grade, Bruce Green fell dreadfully in love with a classmate who had the unlikely name of Mildred Bonk. The name was unlikely because if ever an eighth-grader looked like a Daphne Christianson or a Kimberly St.-Simone or something like that, it was Mildred Bonk."
better than all the reddit Lunas desu
Mildred is the worst... witch
Maybe because I grew up multicultural, so I rarely find any strange names, well, strange.
Definitely not going to pass, automatic red flag
So she's scared of books?
mildblue
R*ddit / lemmy don’t do transphobia for five seconds challenge impossible
Valid name.
Nobody's saying that it's a made-up name. Just that it's really stupid. It's the name of a housewife during the Great depression
We live in depressing times
All names are valid...
giuseppe stromboli for example.
https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/
Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names
Patrick McKenzie
2010-06-17John Graham-Cumming wrote an article today complaining about how a computer system he was working with described his last name as having invalid characters. It of course does not, because anything someone tells you is their name is — by definition — an appropriate identifier for them. John was understandably vexed about this situation, and he has every right to be, because names are central to our identities, virtually by definition.
I have lived in Japan for several years, programming in a professional capacity, and I have broken many systems by the simple expedient of being introduced into them. (Most people call me Patrick McKenzie, but I’ll acknowledge as correct any of six different “full” names, any many systems I deal with will accept precisely none of them.) Similarly, I’ve worked with Big Freaking Enterprises which, by dint of doing business globally, have theoretically designed their systems to allow all names to work in them. I have never seen a computer system which handles names properly and doubt one exists, anywhere.
So, as a public service, I’m going to list assumptions your systems probably make about names. All of these assumptions are wrong. Try to make less of them next time you write a system which touches names.
- People have exactly one canonical full name.
- People have exactly one full name which they go by.
- People have, at this point in time, exactly one canonical full name.
- People have, at this point in time, one full name which they go by.
- People have exactly N names, for any value of N.
- People’s names fit within a certain defined amount of space.
- People’s names do not change.
- People’s names change, but only at a certain enumerated set of events.
- People’s names are written in ASCII.
- People’s names are written in any single character set.
- People’s names are all mapped in Unicode code points.
- People’s names are case sensitive.
- People’s names are case insensitive.
- People’s names sometimes have prefixes or suffixes, but you can safely ignore those.
- People’s names do not contain numbers.
- People’s names are not written in ALL CAPS.
- People’s names are not written in all lower case letters.
- People’s names have an order to them. Picking any ordering scheme will automatically result in consistent ordering among all systems, as long as both use the same ordering scheme for the same name.
- People’s first names and last names are, by necessity, different.
- People have last names, family names, or anything else which is shared by folks recognized as their relatives.
- People’s names are globally unique.
- People’s names are almost globally unique.
- Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.
- My system will never have to deal with names from China.
- Or Japan.
- Or Korea.
- Or Ireland, the United Kingdom, the United States, Spain, Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Russia, Sweden, Botswana, South Africa, Trinidad, Haiti, France, or the Klingon Empire, all of which have “weird” naming schemes in common use.
- That Klingon Empire thing was a joke, right?
- Confound your cultural relativism! People in my society, at least, agree on one commonly accepted standard for names.
- There exists an algorithm which transforms names and can be reversed losslessly. (Yes, yes, you can do it if your algorithm returns the input. You get a gold star.)
- I can safely assume that this dictionary of bad words contains no people’s names in it.
- People’s names are assigned at birth.
- OK, maybe not at birth, but at least pretty close to birth.
- Alright, alright, within a year or so of birth.
- Five years?
- You’re kidding me, right?
- Two different systems containing data about the same person will use the same name for that person.
- Two different data entry operators, given a person’s name, will by necessity enter bitwise equivalent strings on any single system, if the system is well-designed.
- People whose names break my system are weird outliers. They should have had solid, acceptable names, like 田中太郎.
- People have names.
This list is by no means exhaustive. If you need examples of real names which disprove any of the above commonly held misconceptions, I will happily introduce you to several. Feel free to add other misconceptions in the comments, and refer people to this post the next time they suggest a genius idea like a database table with a first_name and last_name column.