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lol i saw footage of biden walking on air force one after the covid announcement and he didnt have a mask on. hes about to infect a bunch of ppl on that plane

well, I don't make the rules

Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.

he doesn’t have covid, you don’t make people wait 90 minutes for that announcement. they’re making shit up because they tried to get him coherent for over an hour and nothing was working.

Hmmmmmmm.

Covid-19 has the chance to do something really funny

I am now truly understanding what the mandate of heaven is and what it looks like to lose it

How did he get Covid-19? Joe told me the pandemic was over

Holy shit the poetic justice if this actually does him in. Biden’s admin pretending Covid is over directly led to my mom’s death, I can’t think of a funnier and more fitting way for him to go

Who knows, they only notified the event 90mins after he was supposed to be on stage. Might just be doing scheduling AND excuses.

"the pandemic is over, jack"

So the Republicans will wish Biden a speedy recovery, right?

GIVING THE COVID VIRUS MY ENERGY!!!!!

Please God, I ask for so little. Please smite this old ghoul. He's practically dead already

I hope he gets to see his lifelong friend Strom Thurmond soon.

This is how gets replaced.

Handing Trump the ability to say "I got shot in the head and showed up to speak the next day. Sleepy Joe has to drop everything for a cold!"

critical support for the anti- aktion

Commence fedposting.

cmon at least let one of those fuckers die right before the election pleaaasseeeee :timmy-praying:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ COVID TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Biden's trusted family doctor, a 19th century camp physician referred to by Biden as a "sawbones" is treating him by transfusing the President with "heroic saxon blood". He does not know about blood groups.

BULLSHIT LMAO

I absolutely don't buy this shit for a single moment, this is the flimsiest fucking excuse I've ever heard in my life lol

heavy pneumonia take my energy

(i don't think infection is even real, they finally managed to do their dipshit coup)

p.s. (bernie panders with impeccable timing on that interview , just completely debase yourself to bury leftist electoral dreams for another 20 years for a genocidal friend who dropped out 2 hours later)

Wasn't he just saying he ended the pandemic?

Please let one of the funniest things in the world happen.

Alright, I'm done. This is just too much. Will see you guys in November.

Yep. Going to my tree fort and pulling up the ladder.

Reading the ugly comments here, I’m wondering if the MAGA crowd might be less despicable. Way to lower the bar!

r/Politics panic is top tier

No chance. He's going to get a last minute illness an awful lot over the next few months if he's staying in the race.

Lets gooo, he may actually die before the election

PLEASE! PLEASE, COVID-19, DO SOMETHING GREAT! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Joe: Assad must go

IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE JOEVER

joevid

who cares lmao tons of ppl have covid right now

reminder that pavolxidwhatever is like $1700 for normies

Damn incredible you got to this before me lol

He's had covid more times than Trump lol

*edit: He didn't get it his wife did, I thought he did too. So him and Trump are both 1:1

Imagine your biggest victory being ending the pandemic and then getting COVID during your reelection campaign.

Joe Biden? More like Cov Byethen.

C'mon Joey B you can't go out like that. If you're gonna die as a consequence of your own policy failure, let netanyahu put you in a choke hold or something

How many official infections does that make for him now?

Comrade COVID please

Thats it. I'm joining the war against covid. On the side of covid.

If he dies then we're on track for the Year of Four Presidents, critical support to this particular case of covid

lmfao, comrade covid, please!

Do we think that he'll make it? COVID is less deadly than before with vaccines, better treatments, and Biden has top notch medical care. But at the same time, he's 81, his brain is soup, and he's had COVID before I think. If Trump somehow survived COVID at its peak, I think Biden has a reasonable chance

It’s just a cold. He should return to work within 24 hours.

lmao he's gonna die

Please. Let us have this one thing. Just one time.

I logged in to chew out some asshole in the comments in here and the comment isn’t there now. Good job past me.

anyway death to all minimizers and that means you too, joe

Time for him to go out like Stan Chera

Critical support for COVID

Here’s how Biden can still win…

Comrade COVID

Joe Biden's gonna become the most notable recipient of the Herman Cain Award

cool

Let's go!

This is indeed a disturbing universe

Joetic Justice

Enjoying the current season of 'Murica

Covid can accelerate dementia...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It may finally be Joever once and for all

Please die