"The King will not be one for chemotherapy, he has always argued against it. He's a great believer in natural herbs, potions and things like that."

Potions???

We're in fucking 1320 motherfucker.

The King is ailing and needs herbs and potions to keep him alive. The taxes are going up and your children are being requisitioned by the Crown.

But also critical support to the king and the pepto bismol he thinks will help.

feudal holdover believes in potions, more at 11

Dead in 6 months.

Would his majesty be interested in the traditional royal treatment of being fed a solution of powdered lead and mercury (the royal metal!) by some kind of court appointed alchemist/astrologer?

Critical support to the King in his desire to off himself by refusing the finest medical treatment in the world.

Wow so Charles banknotes are gonna be a rarity in a few years.

Chemotherapy is fucking awful and I understand why someone might not want to do it, and these days there might be alternatives, specially if you have the resources of the British monarchy.

At any rate, I hope the cancer wins.

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idk, critical support to the king for slowly and painfully killing himself unnecessarily.

the person playing Crusader Kings on this family clearly decided it was time to get a younger king on the throne

He's going to break out the leaches, isn't he.

you do you king 🦀🦀🦀

isn't he like 98 years old or some shit, like at some point I feel like you gotta do the math and figure out if fucking up all the cellular replication in your body and all the consequent fun side effects of that is worth getting rid of a cancer that might not even kill you for another 5+ years

anyway hope he does the chemo and dies anyway fuck im

I'm as happy about a king dying as the next guy but I can't help hoping that his mortal husk keeps going for a bit longer. A dead king is not worth much when they just make a new and younger guy king.

The good thing about prince Charles being king is that he is so old and decrepit, there's no risk of him breathing new life into the monarchy or becoming popular. The current king is an embarrassment to the British state which is good and funny. I don't know about the next guy in line other than that he's probably an unlikable posh asshole but he looks reasonably lifelike and the propaganda apparatus might be able to construct a cult of personality around him.

Hear ye hear ye our King hath consul from the finest Apothecary in all the lands. A great many tinctures and potions shall restore our great monarch

pizza-dance hope it hurts.

fuck yeah kingo do a flip

Yes charles, chemo sucks! Please dont trust those stupid doctors and those yucky chemicals, please dont! joker-troll

My guess is that at the moment he's taking advice from a man called Michael Dixon, who he's championed for many years, has headed his own natural alternative medicinal institute

Looking into this dude just keeps getting better and better lmfao, Charles made him "head of the Royal Medical Household"

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CRITICAL SUPPORT TO PRINCE CHARLES IN HIS WAR AGAINST PRINCE CHARLES lets-fucking-go party-sicko

herbs and potions

Quick, anyone in the Church of England got Lay on Hands?

Based

You wouldn't get chemotherapy because you're an unscientific fool

I wouldn't get chemotherapy because of a lifetime of depression

We are not the same

At his age is chemo really worth it? I kinda feel like I'd forgo it myself, just focus on enjoying what's left rather than spend years puking my guts out.

It's arse cancer. He's 100% shoving herbs and potions up.his arse

gbnews, as a source for anything, is as reliable as your nan's facebook

I guess he really wants to die lol

Since when do we quote and believe anything the great bullshitter and white supremacist Nigel Farage says? He even admits he's just talking out his ass in the same breath.

lets-fucking-go

Didn't know my brother was medical advisor to the king

Out of curiosity how did charles ii die? I know the OG king charles died of a minor body part separation

GBnews is actual cancer so I wouldn't even click it if I were you. Plus, nobody else seems to have reported this.

He's afraid the doctors will MAID him like they did his great grandfather.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_V#Declining_health_and_death

Is it too early to get the crabs out???

wasn't there some controversy here about GB News being a sort of shitty site for news? He is a big supporter of alternative medicine, and that dude Michael Dixon is a homeopath and also leads the medical team for the monarchy. But idk this is also just one dude saying this. It would be pretty funny though if he actually did this.

This is so much more interesting to me than Steve Jobs. Jobs was just a colossal asshole who thought he could outsmart death because he sold phones real good. The King seems to believe in actual magic, if this and those clips of him talking about traditionalism are anything to go by.

Steve Jobs was a man who believed in nothing, except his own vanity and ego. King Charles is a man who apparently has faith in the divinity of royalty. Obviously he's just as wrong as Jobs, ultimately, and will die, but I can't help but have a little respect for someone who actually believes in something, even if it is something this stupid.